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#NUFC I take it that we're all Leeds fans for the next few hours?

The lasses pull it back to make it 2-2 at FT. What a fight back! #NUFC #HowayTheLasses #WeAreTopOfTheLeague

#NUFC Never in doubt 😂

#NUFC Maybe 5mins added? Still nervous

#NUFC This Smashing Pumpkins looking MF likes a soft booking

#NUFC We need that third just so I can relax(ish). Never feel easy at two nowt

#NUFC Vertigo Football.

I don't know if this is as bad as I think it is or I'm just expecting the worst. #NUFC

Currently trying to re-learn guitar after decades away from it. Git myself a nice Fender acoustic. Either my hands have got smaller or electric guitar hides a multitude of mistakes... Putting an hour in before the match to keep my mind off it. #NUFC #HTL

#NUFC #HTL

#NUFC Currently wondering at what minute do I turn the match off in utter disgust? I have an awful feeling I might not even get to half time.... #HTL

#NUFC Weather looks canny down there in that London. Was rather hoping for it to be called off 😂

#GardenersWorld When the hell was this recorded? Looks like two months ago!

@gasbuddyguy.bsky.social If there were already sanctions on Russian exported oil how has the attacks on refineries, which started months ago, affect recent prices at US pumps?

#GBBO I'd be happy to see any of those trolleys wheeled out after my Sunday roast

#GBBO Anyone else think having the oven virtually on the floor is ridiculous?

#NUFC I daren't put in on the ballot for home tickets now in case I win.

If you haven't watched "Colin From Accounts" and you like a bit of cringey, romcom give it a go #colinfromaccounts Great acting from all of the players

Every game I ask is that set piece coach still here 🤷🏻‍♂️ #nufc

This place is very quiet nowadays after the initial burst of #NUFC posts several months ago. *Shouts into the void* I'm predicting a shoeing this afternoon/evening if he sticks to that suicidal formation.

#NUFC I quite like the revamped crest. At least the lion doesn't look like Topov the Monkey anymore and the castle doesn't look like a chess piece. *places tin hat on head and retires to bunker*

Right . I'm going to try this Bluesky thingy again. This time I promise myself not to post when tipsy. Hello again. #NUFC

#NUFC I haven't seen anyone commenting on the fact Big Nick is nowhere to be seen on that teamsheet...

#NUFC Pope dropped. Pun intended.

www.theguardian.com/politics/202... NoT rAcIsT

Bonne nuit mes amis.

#NUFC That was garbage. I couldn't even jump out of my seat at the 2-2 as I knew it was pointless. Shame we couldn't afford a striker last summer

ok I think there are a few bugs that need ironing out 😜

#NUFC How does the draw work for the next round?

#NUFC How did Walcott become an old bloke all of a sudden?

#pakveng Surely that bowling action is covered by "unfair play"?

#NUFC Anyone know what Luke Edwards wrote in the Torygraph this morning? Something about a new stadium tied to regeneration of the city... It's behind a paywall and it's that newspaper so..

#NUFC Ah well. We gave it a go. Never expected anything there. Saying that I wasn't expecting anything much from the last four games but we've done well.

#NUFC I feel we can still get a draw out of this.

#NUFC Commentary off.

#NUFC Too easy

Fuck me, but can you remember when googling something actually gave you an answer? It's dead, they've killed it as a search engine. In fact the "Internet" is now dead and mostly useless. #NUFC and #isanybodyoutthere

Sweating yet?

Trade Union Congress: "Young people: We can't afford our rent. Multi-millionaire Reform MP Richard Tice: We're going to cut your pay."

Via dot com. Superb.

www.theguardian.com/football/whe... #NUFC The same thing would happen here if NUFC moved out of the city centre. Not that I think they'll ever build a new stadium anyway.

I should have sent this to the Qarabag team. 😂 #NUFC