Ilanin

Ilanin

@ilanin.bsky.social

Definitely not a tiny twentysomething French racing driver. @putdorianedown.bsky.social, but not talking about motorsports. Probably gaming/puns/maybe coding who knows?

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...let's see how good my memory is on this. My first 5 RPGs played, I think, if "played" includes "run": 1. Exalted (1st edn) 2. Feng Shui 3. Nobilis (2nd edn) 4. Everway 5. Cthuhlutech, except not actually, because we just used that setting and the rules to Spirit of the Century

The Questionable Authority@questauthority.bsky.social

My first 5 RPGs played: 1. D&D 2. MERP 3. AD&D (2d edn) 4. Cyberpunk 2020 5. Vampire (1st edn)

So I can't currently do any work because our authentication servers are all out and nobody can connect to the network, and I see Revolut has just posted announcements that they have an undefined IT issue and nobody can get at their money but it's definitely all still there. Something Is Up.

Having returned to St. James's Park tube station today I am pleased to add that the nearest "See it. Say it. Sorted." poster is about five metres away on the other side of a bench and what's probably some kind of transformer cabinet or something based on the warning label on it...

If you click through you also discover that whoever wrote the article doesn't understand a) the original report or b) percentages (presumably all the percentages in the second paragraphs are percentages of some demographic group, probably 18-25).

Stephen Bush@stephenkb.bsky.social

"London has the largest number of Neets, an estimated 117,100, or one in six of all Neets in England, said the report" - you'll never guess what the other thing that London has one in six of all the things in England is.

Oh, no, of course, because I've looked at the useful stat but that one in six is of the national population, and more young people 18-24 live in London then average, bringing the 12% NEET rate up to 17% of NEET 18-24.

There's a time and a place for a hedgehog. Though somehow I feel like if the Royal Mint was putting this one on the banknotes there'd be fewer complaints. Somehow.

Terra Invicta gives you the weirdest problems. Mine is currently democracy promotion in Guatemala, because it's preventing me unifying a bunch of Central American states to make better use of my sinister illuminati capabilities (fine, "control points").

A silly little miniature against an opponent who probably didn't want to play a Sicilian and now doesn't have to.

Richborough's an interesting place to visit for many reasons - not least that it's well inland these days, Thanet no longer being an island. But mostly because the Romans built and rebuilt there over three centuries and the resulting ruins (and English Heritage's reconstruction) are super confusing.

Durotriges Dig@durotrigesdig.bsky.social

Recreation of Richborough Roman coastal fort #Kent c AD 250 The fort enclosed an earlier triumphal arch Anyone who's read Rosemary Sutcliff's 1959 novel *The Lantern Bearers* will know the arch probably became a signal tower © Ivan Lapper 2001 (for the English Heritage guide) #RomanFortThursday

Charles III's birthday, this year, was on: June 8th in most of Australia September 28th in Western Australia October 5th in Queensland May 18th in Canada June 1st in New Zealand June 17th in Papua New Guinea June 12th in the Solomon Islands June 13th in the UK and Tuvalu He was born on November 14th

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Or in other words, in the Commonwealth, if you don't have a better excuse for a party you can always celebrate the King's Birthday.

I feel like I should get some kind of sequence bonus for booking my covid vaccination in the waiting room for my flu one

One of the oddities about my occasional commute is that sometimes my train is canceled so I get in/back earlier. (Because work pays for my ticket and requires I get the cheaper/slower one, but if it's cancelled then the ticket is valid on the faster service).

The ESA insist that their spacecraft is not lost and does not need to ask for directions.

ESA Space Science@science.esa.int

A successful Earth flyby improves Juice’s course to Jupiter Earlier today, Juice flew just 8640 km above the Indian Ocean and snapped these images with its onboard monitoring cameras. 1️⃣Africa, by Juice monitoring camera 2️⃣Madagascar, by Juice NavCam 3️⃣Moon, by Juice NavCam 🔭 🧪 #planetsci

I.... what? Why on earth does YouGov think the British public has some kind of idea as to the alternate path of nine and a half centuries of history and an ability to evaluate the consequences? Do they ask profoundly nonsensical questions on a regular basis?

YouGov@yougov.co.uk

As the Bayeux Tapestry opens to the public at the British Museum, what impact do Britons think the Norman Conquest had on British history? Positive: 25% Neither: 25% Negative: 6% Don't know: 44% yougov.com/en-gb/daily-...

Do they ask Greeks if the defeat of the Delian League had a positive impact? French and Germans about Charlemagne's decision to divide his empire on death?

Look, they _specifically_ told me I required additional pylons.

Major@majorarschloch.bsky.social

@sickoscommittee.org look who tried to walk off with a pylon!

Apropos of nothing in particular, if I owned a sandwich shop I would put a piece of paper at the bottom of all of my large orders saying "thank you for your attention to this platter".

I was writing some code to look at how energy saving/race pace works in Formula E but as I see Bluesky has gone Anglophobic _again_ it's hard to feel like I'm welcome enough to bother sharing.

I've recently been having a problem with my phone charging ahead of me and ending up in exposed positions in danger of being surrounded. Fortunately I've now figured out how to turn off salient mode.

It's not _immediately_ obvious to me that I'd be able to prove I'm not, in fact, in a game of Terra Invicta.

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Like it gets fairly obvious by about 2028-9 that Something Is Up but 2026 is basically "some weird things happen" which, frankly, describes every year this decade.

Here's the thing about the Sherman: they built 49,000 of them, to fight on Pacific islands, African deserts, and in Russian winters. You do NOT want to be picky about where the spare parts came from or quite how you handle the transmission. Much easier to win tank battles with operational tanks.

John Bull@garius.eurosky.social

You don't win wars by designing the biggest, baddest tank. War isn't a multiplayer game. You win it by creating the minimally viable one, and by outproducing and out-supplying the enemy.

The ESA's commentators are absolutely freaking out during totality in an incredibly cute and presumably somewhat avian manner. Glad I tuned in....

🔴We're LIVE from the Observatorio Astrofísico de Javalambre in Spain - join us as we show the total solar eclipse as it happens! Watch here 👉 www.youtube.com/live/DRDx2xD... or watch.esa.int/Two/ 🚨⚠️ Only use certified eclipse glasses (ISO 12312-2) to look at the Sun! #EuropeanSolarEclipse

My experience of the eclipse is somewhat confused by the fact that I forgot to take my sunglasses off after driving to the shops for about ten minutes so now I kind of still think I'm wearing them despite this not actually being the case.

...it would be nice if Bluesky would stop eating the six remaining posts I have to make on the folk festival thread which have so far been written twice and will have to be written a third time.