Anne Cameron-Zane

Be the candy corn you want to see in the world

The bar is low, the bar is on the floor, the floor is lava

I always really enjoying hearing about how I’ve earned the things that upset me. “Yeah I’m sorry but this is why it’s fine actually” is really just shorthand for “I’m going to say I’m sorry but what I actually mean is too bad so sad.”

Screaming from the rooftops that Gremlins is a Christmas movie

"If she sits on your face she owns you, it's called squatters' rights." Me, spitting out my Coke.

Excited to announce that it is finally cool enough for me to wear (genuine) leather boots without wanting to rip my skin off

And yet again here we are. Asking flatly for help is just dumb. Like I’m literally never going to get it and asking for equal expectations is just stupid. This is why women get autoimmune diseases

Heimdall was standing with just his front feet on the scale and it was 114lb 🙃

My best friend has aged a lot in the last few months and I’m not handling it well. Neither is she. It’s like we both just want to spend as much time together as possible before we’re separated.

Laying in bed and rueing the times I’ve asked for help from people. Like an IDIOT

I like threads it’s where I go to bully stupid people

Unfortunately I can’t think without a bra on

Add a photo you took of something good

If I had a nickle for every time I’ve known someone on a major reality tv show I’d have at least 2 nickles which isn’t a lot but weird that it’s happened

Holy shit Heimdall launched himself off of my patella and I’m literally in agony

Why do I do this to myself? It’s literally the same cycle over and over again it’s time to accept what is and forget what was or never will be

Accepting that you’re never going to get what you were promised is a lot like accepting the apology that you’re never going to get. Anyway hope and trust is dumb

The silent majority were the bots the met along the way

You can either be useless or an asshole but you can’t be a useless asshole

I’m at the Pizza Hut. I’m at the house of leaves. I’m at the combi s n e a v t a i e o l n fo esuoh & tuh azzip

I wonder how many women have issues delegating because all of their lives are spent not being able to trust other people? Like if you want anything done at all you gotta do it yourself

Changing from T-Mobile to ATT has been such a nightmare that any doubt in my mind that it was the wrong choice was completely irradicated like an entire work day of my life sucked up by fighting for my own phone number

I really wish someone had explained to me at 17 that by getting my first job in retail I would be trapped into sales jobs for the rest of my life

Today I saw a video of a Black dude sitting on the back of his horse rolling a blunt right up the street from me and THAT folks, is Vegas Culture.

Ian and I had our first date in October 2018 at that time distilled water for his mask was like $0.50 a gallon. It is now, at Albertsons $1.65 for a thing NECESSARY FOR HIA LIFE-SAVING MEDICAL EQUIPMENT TO BE USED PROPERLY

I went down an orca black hole (no pun intended) and I’m watching Blackfish for the first time since like, it came out. And this is neither here nor there but I can’t imagine having “professional killer whale Jack-offer” on my resume

First Hocus Pocus viewing of the year

I put on Prehysteria for my child and holy shit this guy is an asshole to his daughter and lets his son just completely demean her. Justice for Monica for real.

I assume that if you use your hard-earned dwollahs to get a UFC sponsored license plate in the great state of Nevada that you are, in fact, a moron. (And you definitely think you’re getting a $5000 check from Trump)

I love talking to babies when I knew their moms during pregnancy and they’re like “oh! I know your voice!”

There was a complete power outage at my daughter’s school because of a windstorm last night so the school is closed for the day which is pretty much the closest thing Vegas kids get to a snow day

Talking shit at documentaries to feel something