Russell

Russell

@immortalsofar.bsky.social

Constantly evolving, gaining understanding, growing. Not a single-topic account. You’ll find photos, bad jokes, social commentary - with occasional nudist images. Recently retired! If I’m traveling in your area, let’s do lunch. (Really! Say hi!) 😋

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Apparently, McDonald’s will now refuse to serve you some items that are listed on their kiosk menu unless you download their app and provide your personal identifying information. McDonald’s is now off the table for me. They’re apparently more hungry for my personal data than I am for their food.

The bad thing about watching Amazon‘s “The Rings of Power“ is it’s kind of like watching a movie about the Titanic. No matter how wonderful the movie, we know the ship sinks. No matter how good the series, we know Sauron is going to win. Yay - Boo!

You know it’s gonna be a bad morning when you get up and make a delicious cup of coffee only to realize you didn’t put the coffee cup under the brewer. 

While going though my Mom’s things, I found an old photo of my Dad while he was in #Vietnam - on the back he had written: “Tired but still alive and loving the only woman in the world. Joanne, I love you.” Then there’s a whole string of x’s and, “I love you forever. X“ And now 🥲

Trump tries vote-buying again. Trouble is, the bulk of these checks are going to people who make $63K + per year. So he raises costs by several thousand per household and wants to buy your vote for $500. Vote repubs out! apple.news/AcXQf5veYSJu...

apple.newsTrump administration starts sending $500 Obamacare refund checks — who benefits — CNBCThe refunds come after millions of people lost premium subsidies for their health insurance, and right before the midterm elections.

Sometimes all you have to do is change your perspective. #forest #mushrooms #macrophotography #getoutside #pnw #washington #puyallup #clarkscreekpark

Slept late. No coffee beans ground, did so, spilled half all over the counter. Cleaned it, broke a cup. Spilled water filling the coffee maker…now the pot is full of wonderful smelling coffee…and I’m taking a minute to settle back into my body and assume FULL control before pouring hot liquid. 😁

Of course he swoops in and lands in a tree 20 yards away when the only camera I have is my phone! Don’t tell me they aren’t aware of what camera gear you have when they pull this 💩🤬 #wildlife #birds #owl #BresemannForest

One duck appears to be saying, “Now Mr. Bond, it is time for you to die.” While the other got a rude ‘tattoo’ under his right wing! #birds #ducks #mallards

Just watched a cool movie: Tim Travers and the Time Traveller’s Paradox. If you like your time travel on the spectrum, with a side of sarcasm and self-doubt, this is a great watch! #timetravel #movies

Watching the 2017 Tom Cruise film The Mummy. And I realize - why are mummies always so strong? If someone is in a coma for months their muscles atrophy, needing rehab and therapy to get back to normal. But mummies? Nah, 5,000 years of lying around and - fuckin’ Hercules!

At my checkup the other day my doctor asked me if I smoked or drank alcohol. I said, “Who the hell SMOKES alcohol?” Apparently I failed my cognitive assessment. 🙄

Rewatching all Star Wars films & shows. Up to The Force Awakens. Lessons learned: 1) If you need the blast doors locked, shoot the controls; 2) If you need the blast doors opened, shoot the controls; 3) If you don’t know what to do, shoot the controls. #starwars #memes