I’M PINECONE‼️🦎 SWEENEY TODD ALBUM SOON!!!

I’M PINECONE‼️🦎 SWEENEY TODD ALBUM SOON!!!

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I'M PINECONE!!!!! NO lore ❌ NO gimmicks ❌ ONLY lizard 🦎 I play video games and do funny voices on Twitch!!!! > I voice Louise in @gglouisegame.bsky.social!!! > she/it 🏳️‍⚧️

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i’ll never forget playing this game for the first time with my friend in call and one of us said “why does christopher move like he’s an arthritic bulldog” and i need you to know that we said this with nothing but love in our hearts happy birthday you beautiful bulldog

'Castlevania: The Adventure' released on this day in 1989. Castlevania's first Game Boy outing hadn't quite been whipped into shape before release; between pixel-perfect platforming, cruel power-down mechanics, and sluggish performance. What a horrible night to have a handheld.

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oh here’s a story that should honestly be its own thread but it’s gonna be a reply bc i’m silly: a lot of people don’t know that THIS GAME, Castlevania The Adventure, is the best-selling game in the entire franchise in spite of its insane levels of jank. people thought it was awesome at the time!!!

i’ll never forget playing this game for the first time with my friend in call and one of us said “why does christopher move like he’s an arthritic bulldog” and i need you to know that we said this with nothing but love in our hearts happy birthday you beautiful bulldog

'Castlevania: The Adventure' released on this day in 1989. Castlevania's first Game Boy outing hadn't quite been whipped into shape before release; between pixel-perfect platforming, cruel power-down mechanics, and sluggish performance. What a horrible night to have a handheld.

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i’ll never forget playing this game for the first time with my friend in call and one of us said “why does christopher move like he’s an arthritic bulldog” and i need you to know that we said this with nothing but love in our hearts happy birthday you beautiful bulldog

'Castlevania: The Adventure' released on this day in 1989. Castlevania's first Game Boy outing hadn't quite been whipped into shape before release; between pixel-perfect platforming, cruel power-down mechanics, and sluggish performance. What a horrible night to have a handheld.

View full thread

i’ll never forget playing this game for the first time with my friend in call and one of us said “why does christopher move like he’s an arthritic bulldog” and i need you to know that we said this with nothing but love in our hearts happy birthday you beautiful bulldog

'Castlevania: The Adventure' released on this day in 1989. Castlevania's first Game Boy outing hadn't quite been whipped into shape before release; between pixel-perfect platforming, cruel power-down mechanics, and sluggish performance. What a horrible night to have a handheld.

View full thread

i’ll never forget playing this game for the first time with my friend in call and one of us said “why does christopher move like he’s an arthritic bulldog” and i need you to know that we said this with nothing but love in our hearts happy birthday you beautiful bulldog

'Castlevania: The Adventure' released on this day in 1989. Castlevania's first Game Boy outing hadn't quite been whipped into shape before release; between pixel-perfect platforming, cruel power-down mechanics, and sluggish performance. What a horrible night to have a handheld.

View full thread

i’ll never forget playing this game for the first time with my friend in call and one of us said “why does christopher move like he’s an arthritic bulldog” and i need you to know that we said this with nothing but love in our hearts happy birthday you beautiful bulldog

'Castlevania: The Adventure' released on this day in 1989. Castlevania's first Game Boy outing hadn't quite been whipped into shape before release; between pixel-perfect platforming, cruel power-down mechanics, and sluggish performance. What a horrible night to have a handheld.

oh here’s a story that should honestly be its own thread but it’s gonna be a reply bc i’m silly: a lot of people don’t know that THIS GAME, Castlevania The Adventure, is the best-selling game in the entire franchise in spite of its insane levels of jank. people thought it was awesome at the time!!!

and so yeah, Konami was like “this game needs a sequel” of course, and so they got to work on Castlevania II: Belmont’s Revenge. people tend to overlook this game nowadays bc of its mediocre predecessor but if you haven’t played it before i implore you to give it a try bc it’s honestly underrated…

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#drawmries dogonline.net had a path in-game with no indication that it was there.. that also leads to the hospital, amongst other shops and NPCs. friend of mine on discord made the following joke, and i felt compelled to put it into comic form

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the launch discount is done, but my PWYW doodles are still open! :]c once i get enough examples i'll be reopening my previous sketch comms with updated art + prices

Pixel V4.0 💾🎉@pixeldotgamer.bsky.social

new PWYW doodle comms (w/ a 15% launch discount) to break in my new doodle style! starts at $15usd and goes up to $50usd for sketch pages! 🔗 in reply!

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None of us should forget this. Meta should be subjected to corporate death penalty and permanently broken up into small pieces.

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this is an approximation but if anyone has the original or know who made it i'd be happy to have it

Maddy@saladplainzone.bsky.social

does anyone have that video of the muppets scene where kermit is looking at the fake kermit in the mirror but it has metallic madness bad future over it

Looking Glass made THIEF and SYSTEM SHOCK, two of the most genre-defining immersive sims of the time, and whose developers would go on to create MOTHERFUCKING BIOSHOCK only 7 years after Tim released this monstrous statement. Like. Saying he’s wrong doesn’t even begin to cover it. He’s just evil!!!!

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EA's closure of BioWare is transparently a vile move to shutter the studio that made by far their queerest titles. In the wake of this, I implore you: MAKE MORE QUEER ART. Make it trans. Make it horny. Make it scary. Make it loving. Make it with every inch of yourself. Flood the world with it!

I’ve been burned twice now by things that seem really cool and i could easily see myself playing only to find that they’re made with extensive help from the fucking slop machine it sucks man!!! i can’t be excited about anything anymore without having to check if there’s diarrhea embedded in it!!!!