Incorrect MTG Quotes

Was taking a nap and dreamed WotC had announced the creation of GathererAI, an AI bot they had come up with that would be exclusively responsible for updating and managing the gatherer and also be "a productive tool for judges during events" Nightmare fr

Did I post this one here already?

ONE, which was claimed to be "a set from a Phyrexian perspective," should've been a grim dystopian/war horror set on par with BRO (which executed the theme very well). Lean into the exploitativeness, the visceral terror, of empire. The fact that literal Phyrexian infants are grafted to war machines.

she goblin on my nabob till I squee

Ral: Ok, but how does one just get over being compleated by Phyrexia. Jace: Just think about it. Ral: Jace: Ral: Jace: Ral: Yeah, I'm not coming up with anything. How did you do it, Beleren. Jace: Just thought about it.

Your New Year's Resolution is to finally read Agents of Artifice. If you have already read it, your New Year's Resolution is to get someone else to read it.

If we were to add up the entire population of every plane in the multiverse that we know of, I wonder what percentage of that total would be just Ravnica

She says her name is not Alexa anymore. It's Atraxa.

Can't believe we're 7 Commander discourses away from 2025

2. Aboshan! youtube.com/shorts/lO259...

Hey everyone! I'm starting an ambitious new project. I'm going to try to do a short on every character with a legendary creature card from the MTG Multiverse (and Un-iverse). If you haven't already, subscribe to follow the series. To begin, Abomination of Llanowar! youtube.com/shorts/tSMpv...

hello new followers

Tezzeret: With the power of Artifice I have transcended the weakness of the flesh. I now I require only the bare minimum of food and no more than ten minutes of sleep each night. Jace: And have you slept ten minutes last night? Tezzeret: Tezzeret: No.

Alright, this was pretty open ended so I just looked up "pre-mending" on the wiki and went with something that seemed interesting. Apparently a guy called Leshrac had a big fight with Nicol Bolas, so here's some of that. happy crimbus #art #MTG

Yoooooooooooooo Drunk AMA time

Torrezonés getting all dressed up for Duskmas just to sit in their sala and have to hear their tio argue Vona is actually the legitimate Pontifex

Tezzerat

Alquist Proft decorating his mind palace for the holidays

Rashmi: I can't believe they didn't approve my vehicle for the Grand Prix! This is unfair! Saheeli: Really? Why don't you show me it, I can argue for you! Rashmi: Sure *turns on a machine that creates a portal to the end of the track* Saheeli: Saheeli: Ok no, I can see their point.

Chandra Nalaar big fan of mangoes and also womangoes

#nicolbolas with big naturals it is 🫡 #mtg #ayseneinart

Me, wearing a little suit and going to Karlov Manor: "Boy oh boy, I sure hope there aren't any Murders tonight."

Nicol Bolas Big Naturals

AU where Jace is a streamer and occasionally streams with Loot and he just lets Loot play Geoguessr. Of course Loot is the #1 player in the multiverse and everyone in chat is baffled

Resurrecting Christmas ☠️🎄coming to a theater near you 🖤🤍 #liliana #gideon #deadmeat #mtg #ayseneinart

DAY 17: pls give me suggestions for tomorrow!

Did y'all know Jaya Ballard was literally the coolest of the oldwalkers? It wasn't even a competition, don't @ me

For the 2026 Magic the Gathering set lineup, Wizards of the Coast is announcing a brand new plane, "just Brazil" which is, indeed, just Brazil. Not even fantasy Brazil, just Brazil. It will not, they also announced, be printed in Brazilian Portuguese

Shilgengar, doing a group interview with a bunch a nobles: And how would you solve the problem of famines? Noble 1: Rationing, I think. Noble 2: Using magic to improve food production! Edgar Markov: Id have the rich drink the blood of the poor. Shilgengar: Shilgengar: I choose you. Let's make a deal

No, I think he personally interviewed a bunch of families and specifically chose the most insane

do you ever think Shilgengar regrets giving the most insane family on innistrad access to immortality and superhuman ability through mass murder

Good ol' cousin Valgavoth