Infernal

apparently, former loves of President Elmo Dipshit are saying that he had a botched penis implant surgery and now his dick doesn't work. He can't even fuck.

for all those as yet unaware, that immigrant concentration camp isn't going to be limited to holding immigrants.

Having heard that Trump is allergic to the cold, I am doubly glad I moved up to the Frozen North and got as close to Canada as I could get.

In 1934, when Hitler had finally assumed some significant power, he ordered the Night of the Long Knives. This is where the Nazi leadership purged the Brown Shirts, which were Hitler's first mass of supporters. They were mostly wiped out. I note this as I watch the MAGA civil war going on.

I feel like a lot of people have forgotten that unionizing was designed as the non-violent alternative to abusive management. There was a time when guys like Bezos and Musk were dragged out and beaten to death on their front lawns.

It still enrages me that "Gettysburg" only got the re-enactors support and assistance if they got a scene in the movie where the Confederates were allow to bleat about "just want to be left alone." Left alone to do what, exactly? Oh, that's right, enslave people.

Some Texas idiot drove his truck into a mall. Five people hurt. Guy was shot dead by the cops. The cops, of course, had this to say. “Not a good day here in Killeen, Texas,” Sergeant Washko said. Jesus Wept.

While I appreciate everyone talking about the hypocrisy of the Republican Party and its head orange moron, I have long since grown tired of hearing about him and them. If you're not talking about actively doing something about it, please don't tell me about the outrage-of-the-moment.

Greed is a mental illness that we've convinced ourselves is a virtue instead of a disease. We are being led by the mentally ill and everyone wonders why the world is so fucked up.

I feel like the word 'mantrum' deserves more eyes on it. Mantrum: The male reaction to seemingly being humiliated by someone who isn't a man. See: being rejected by a woman, being outshined by a woman, being beaten by a woman.

Missing: Vice President of the United States. VP is short, stupid and prone to fucking furniture. If you see him, send him to Russia.

Too many people have forgotten that Unions are the non-violent option in regards to greedy Rich People. The alternative used to be dragging them out and beating them to death on their well-manicured lawns while their families watched.

People, most people, DO NOT LOVE MONEY. Most people love what sufficient money does for them, solving their daily, weekly, monthly problems and giving them time to rest and relax and fucking BREATHE. This is not a bad thing. It's the people who LOVE money that are the problem. They're sick.

I don't understand people. "My beloved pet of 8 years just died yesterday, so I adopted this puppy, today!" Like...how? How can you just take all that love and just dump it into a new pet? Am I weird? Shouldn't there a period of mourning? Are pets that replaceable to people? I do not get it

I love how everyone's talking about everything about the shooter, except for why he did it.

you'll note a distinct lack of ANY support from anyone rich for the UHC shooter.

Libertarians are, as a whole, just embarrassed Republicans who vote like Republicans and pretend they don't.

"'Violence never solved anything' is a statement uttered by cowards and predators." - Luigi Mangione.

Climate change happening. Tornados, Hurricanes, flooding, hot as fuck temperatures. Family: "Why would you move out of Texas up to the Great Lakes? It's so cold up there!" Me: "No particular reason. Yall stay down there."

Celebrities need to stop asking me to contribute money to disasters. You've got millions of dollars. You donate. I'm still trying to get caught up on my bills and fantasizing about having the extra money to buy new underwear.

People need to stop thinking that the MAGA people are stupid. They're not. They're just hiding behind 'high prices' and 'taxes' and using them as fig leaves for their hatred of everything not white and male.

People say all the time that they want so badly to be rich. What they mean to say is "I want to have enough money to where most of my daily/weekly/monthly problems don't exist anymore and I can take a fucking moment and fucking breathe. "

Just a gentle reminder to everyone: 95% of a person's opinions were decided entirely on emotion and no amount of logic will get them to change their minds. If you fail to convince someone of something, understand it's not a lack of proof that's the issue, it's that the listener doesn't care.

If Batman was real, I wonder how many people would be okay with the whole 'adopt a pre-teen kid, dress him up in a costume and take him out to fight crime' thing. And then I remember he's a billionaire. sigh.

I saw some Wendy's commercial where someone inexplicably dipped their FRIES into a fucking shake. Who are these deviants?

In 1973, Republicans passed a law that was intended to try and cut down on the costs in the Healthcare industry. And now we have what we have today. Moral of the story: Republicans are fucking trash.

If you didn't know, Texas allows you to buy property in flood plains, build homes on them, sell the houses and you're not at all responsible when floods come along and wipe everyone out. Yee fucking Haw.

I feel like Rape and Sexual Assault would be treated a lot more seriously and with a lot more respect if there was a plague of 6' 5" 300 lbs Gay Bikers roaming across America with a penchant of fucking Conservative men up the ass and then saying they were asking for it because of tight jeans.

Some days, cat pictures and good music and outliving Donald Trump are the only things keeping me going.

Seeing all these videos of these guys deliberately dressing up and doing their best to resemble the UHC shooter is probably the best "I am Spartacus" moment any of us are likely to ever see.

My friend makes a lot of money doing complicated computer shit that I can't follow for the life of me. He also thinks there were giant trees in the past and their remains are now Wyoming buttes. I feel like smart people get smart about one thing and then slack off with the rest of their brain.

Tip: If I see you active on social media and such, and I've called you 4 times with no responses, you don't get to get mad when I stop trying to stay in contact. You're not Beyoncé, just sayin.

My brother has been a successful businessman, running his own business for 30 years. He also chases Facebook Thirst traps and thinks Strippers really like him. If he were a deer, he would have had his head mounted on someone's wall about 40 years ago.

Oh, non-Americans. You always ask why Americans put up with so much shit from the rich. Most Americans believe they're one tax-break away from being rich and then they'll ascend to Rich Heaven. They don't dream of ending the exploitation. They dream of becoming an exploiter.

For those of you who wonder 'why don't they teach you useful shit in school?!?' They used to teach you how to balance a checkbook, how to cook, how to repair shit, how to do complicated math. How to write a letter that got results, how to do a resume. This is what they took from you.

I swear to Christ, I will have to murder people if I ever have to quit doing Work From Home. Just straight up beat people to death with a keyboard if I have to hang out with people in an office again. I can't go back. I live my life in PJs and only go out when I want to go out.

Me: I am a serious man with serious concerns and a serious outlook on life. Also me: I like watching professional wrestling that involves a zombie girl and guys who can teleport around the room when the lights go out. Also also me: I get mad at bad logic in cartoons.

On second thought, in the midst of my fox and cat pics and deep shots from the JW satellite, I had a video of a guy who was, apparently, masturbating just off camera. That never actually happened to me on Reddit.

Having spent the last 10 years on Reddit, I am one foot and 3 toes out the door and eyeing this place as my new internet hovel.

I don't know who I have to thank for this at Bluesky, but every time I hit the Discover button, I get a long list of positive posts, nature shots, pictures of Foxes, Cats and silly comics. If you change in any significant way, I may have to sue someone.

Apparently, Lindsay Lohan has her shit together, had a kid, is stably married and is successful on Netflix. All it took was an extended stay in Dubai. There's something both wonderful and insanely infuriating about this little nugget of reality.

Can I suggest something? Stop telling me about the Republican outrage of the moment. Just stop. It's not that I don't care, it's that if you're not going to do something about it, then it's just rage bait and my heart cannot handle 4 years of that shit. So, do something about it or shut up.

Chef, 2014. Jon Favreau makes this movie and puts himself as the protagonist where he's dating Scarlett Johansson and his ex-wife is Sofia Vergara. I want to be mad, but I'd do the same. Also, Great Fucking Movie. So many good vibes.

I've come up with like 10 things that would likely open up whole new facets and aspects to the UHC shooting, but fuck me if I'm going to actually say anything about it.

Reminder: You are NEVER going to have enough money to live comfortably in your old age. Spend it now, enjoy it now, live your life now while you can. It's very likely that 20 years from, life is going to be much worse. Live now. That, or move to the Canadian wilderness and learn to farm.

British people: Was it all just racism, or did you sincerely believe all the liquid shit that Farage and the others squirted into your face? Honest question.

I want to like Kindle and do audio books, but there are way too many past examples of me using a book to smash a bee for me to be comfortable carrying around one of those things.

Don't get me wrong, I loved the whole resurgence of the Cobra Kai universe, but I was expecting maybe 2-3 seasons, finishing with a rant from Johnny about how Tommy Laruso ruined his life, and then a big fight. Instead, we're getting international tournaments and people getting impaled in the chest

Foggy Bottom is too serious of a place for such a silly name. I feel like, somehow, there's a psy-op element in play here.

I've no idea why, but I'm starting to really enjoy seeing the mushroom posts. No fucking clue how they got on here, but fuck it, they're pretty.