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Any other Creepshow fans on here? Which story is your favorite? I gotta go with Old Chief Wood'npants.

Insidious is a hard movie to take seriously because the makeup wearing demon who likes dancing to old music and praying on children didn't even get to be president.

Someone should let me tattoo this on them. It would make a great thigh piece.

I don't want to influence decisions, but when casting your vote this midterm, remember that Donald Trump raped children and not a single Republican representative stood up and demanded that we protect children by holding him accountable. Instead they attacked trans people.

Imagine being this hateful and stupid at the same time.

The call is coming from inside the (white)house.

I hope this ruins their business.

Imagine being this hateful and stupid at the same time.

Are you all ready for the fall... of fascism?

A lot of these middle aged men out here harassing trans women saying "You were born a boy, you'll always be a boy!" are just coping because they were also born bald.

A lot of people would be creeped out alone out here in the middle of nowhere, but not me 🧛🌙

Got my nails and hair refreshed just in time for spooky season.

I think that's ninja rap on Raph! Hmm. Which Turtles character should I paint next?

Coworker was going to pickup lunch for the shop and asked me to go with her because she said it was a rough neighborhood and too scared to go alone. We roll up to the restaurant in this bad neighborhood and imagine my embarrassment because I live right around the corner.

When you stop and think about it, a bike helmet is just a cock cage for your stupid sissy brain. So I guess in that way I am participating in Locktober. In more ways than one.

Playing Monopoly in a dying country, listening to Silent Hill (PS1) on vinyl as physical media is dying, and drinking Canadian booze after it's been banned in the US. Can I get an ironic "Hell yeah!"?

Spider-Man: +gets slammed through the roof of some poor New Yorker's car by Doc Oc+ Some guy: Hey, you can't Parker that there

It's midterms season and you know what that means? Fox News is ramping up stories about illegal caravans again! I swear, MAGA has been talking about brown people wandering the desert for so many years now they're gonna make Mexican Jesus canon in the Trump Bible.

A startup company that will take your dead loved ones remains and press them in a CD with all their favorite songs you can listen to when you miss them called Back That Ash Up.

Trump has banned the import of Crown Royal from Canada. Now what are poverty stricken white trash american's supposed to store their dead meemaw's ashes in, an old prescription bottle of fentanyl?

My parents really instilled in me never to waste food. Doesn't matter if you're full, you clear your plate and any leftovers get wrapped up and eaten at the next meal. And I still do it to this day. But I've never once in my life been able to eat all of the bananas before they go bad.

Haircuts are gender affirming care, manicures are gender affirming care, rubbing a solution all over to remove unwanted body hair is gender affirming Nair.

As a kid that wanted to be a paleontologist I actually dig this. Now can the house vote to hold the old dinosaur running the country into the ground accountable for what he did to those children on that island? And I'm not talking about Isla Nublar.

Currently seeing Biohazard in theaters!

Conservatives do be protesting me moving into their neighborhoods.

Got into an argument with a yoga instructor and he goes "You better get out of here before I beat your ass!". I'm not one to back down from a fight so I'm like "Namaste".

One thing that cracks me up at metal/goth shows is if you forget about the tiny folding knife in your thigh high chain covered leather boots they'll confiscate it because it's a deadly weapon, then let you walk right in with the 6 inch metal spikes around your throat.

My phone died but also there was Marilyn Manson and Rob Zombie and goodnight!

The Hu? My camera sucks.

Orgy anyone?

Gas prices are going up you say? I hadn't noticed, I've been biking everywhere for over a year now, I'm saving so much money and losing weight. You should join me!

Got most of the background blocked in after the first session. I sure could go for a slice right about now.

Riding through a tunnel. Does this count as posting hole?

Can you guess which Pokemon I'm about to start painting?

I drawed a thing with my human hands.

I'm a tattoo artist and available. Who wants in my ... chair?

What's up nerds?

Getting double D's to honor Dolly Parton but still keeping my d. I guess call me Dollywood.

Not gonna lie, tattooing is as slow as I've ever seen it in my 16 years working in the industry. And it's not just tattoo artists, all artists are struggling since the rise of ai. Hell, the only artists I know that are thriving right now are con artists.

I think it's time to do the ninja varnish!

At the rate our food is being recalled under this regime in the US, the only thing left that'll be safe to eat is the rich!