Inkk (timber wolf woodworking)

Working on something…

I see far rage and generic Robert have been on the news saying things again.

Oi! @funko.bsky.social I’m shocked there’s no white German shepherd option. But I do have a chihuahua so… guess we’re good 😂

Oh… 🐙

A cautionary tale on being too silly

Sawdust is the mascot for my workshop. Timber wolf woodworking… you know, timber, wood… erm… Anyway who’d like sawdust on a tshirt?

Remember when Michael Gove claimed he did cocaine but didn’t enjoy it. What a crock of shite.

It’s Spode, Jeeves! He wants me to join his reform party! Send Johnny Foreigner back home and all that tosh! Oh I wouldn’t worry, sir. I took the liberty of doing a big shit in his desk drawer. Jeeves! You are brilliant! From: Jeeves saves the country By P.G Shitehouse

Today, some scurrilous bastard put a copy of the reformer through my door whilst I was out, without reading a word i tore it up and put it in my green approved recycling bin. Come at me, you farage bumming simple cunts!

Jeeves! At Tuppy Glossop’s binge last night, Freddie Fiddlesworth was handing around some delicious MDMA and before you could say ‘hardcore garage’ we were stripped to the waist and throwing shapes. May I ask, were they mitzi turbos, sir? From: I’m off my tits, Jeeves By P.G. Shitehouse

Jeeves! I need to get out of this marriage engagement to Florence! You could try the same tactic as with ms. Bassett, sir. You mean, get tight as an owl on 12 pints of strong farmhouse scrumpy and shit the bed? Exactly, sir! From: Jeeves! Burn the evidence By P.G Shitehouse

I say! Jeeves! Barmy, Pongo and I were thinking it would be a whizz to dress as minstrels and steal a policeman’s helmet! In that case, would sir like his crack pipe warmed? From: I’m off my tits, Jeeves By P.G. Shitehouse

Where’s @ianrpearsall.bsky.social lately? Is the algorithm thingy playing silly bastards?

Ere @danherb10.bsky.social @theduncanmackay.bsky.social Seen that new Transylvanian out building place? Bela Lugosi’s shed?

Vintage metal sign which is actually wood I just finished painting to look like an old sign. Grimey washed and lots of rockabilly greasy paint.

WIP. Creature from the green lagoon. Dude is roasted,

Bit of pinstripe and a flying eyeball. As you do

Hello insomnia my old friend Getting on my tits again 🎵 And here’s me with no psychoactive substances. Bollocks!

Them; are you being an obnoxious twat again? Me: not that it’s any of your business, but yes, very much so…

Ere @danherb10.bsky.social @theduncanmackay.bsky.social Went to the doctor with a headache and nausea He said: I can’t find anything wrong, must be the drink! I said: don’t be embarrassed doc, I’ll come back when you’re sober.

Think I might just fuck off into the wild and become a grizzled ol prospector and talk frontier gibberish at folk who happen by, goshtarnit.

Tis the season

One for @danherb10.bsky.social

Chopper fink for my dear mate chop.

Bit of customisation on my new sketchbook

@theduncanmackay.bsky.social @danherb10.bsky.social I still say the most overtly critical period of history was the pedants revolt

Doctors… happy to give me lithium but woe betide you suggest psilocybin.

I have been arting

‘Tis the season 🎃

Well I needed a logo and Gorey the crow was born. Named after Edward Gorey as he bears a resemblance to the doubtful guest but with a Sunderland scarf.

Those damn Mackerel tweekers

Third abduction this week! Anyway, I’m going out for a late night walk.

My name is mud.

When life hands you psychedelic mackerel

The day I listen to Pete Hegseth is the day I see the piss weak himmler lift weights properly without soiling himself or crying like a pathetic little turd.

Whop bop a lula a whop bam boom Don’t write them like that anymore

@blueastronaut.bsky.social entire album predates nu metal and reggae crossover but was ahead of its time. youtu.be/KfzmJGVtspg?...

@blueastronaut.bsky.social These are great compilations youtu.be/vwl61fWSgk4?...

@blueastronaut.bsky.social Saturday night pum youtu.be/mPJWQz4wq8E?...

@blueastronaut.bsky.social more than one bass you say? youtu.be/lP8RzPu54rY?...

Been looking at a six string bass until I tried to thump and pop one. It’s a four string for me. So maybe a double bass or upright electric I can spank

Ere @danherb10.bsky.social @theduncanmackay.bsky.social @sjfarrer.bsky.social Have you heard about the Newcastle sea life centre? Turtle disaster from the start.

Today I have been listening to Frank Zappa and sanity be damned!

Edgar the Cat is my name and I say unto thee..

Long bastard

It’s been a good year. Stand ready for ragnarok

Travel well Frank. 😭

Ere @sjfarrer.bsky.social @danherb10.bsky.social @theduncanmackay.bsky.social Was at the cheese monger and a cheddar called me a fat bastard. I said to the bloke, well that’s really mature. 🙄

Deleted my last post, cos you all went wild!!! Yeah I’ve been in hospital but just a day surgery and I’m home and ok! Thanks but watch yer heart rates peeps.