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Trump promised to end the war in Ukraine on day one but then he got distracted by a project to renovate a golf course in DC. It’s important to maintain priorities when you’re president.

Isn’t it just crazy that every day we wake up to a new bonkers declaration from a guy, arguably the most powerful person alive, who has access to the most sophisticated intelligence apparatus the world has ever known, and who still, after all this time believes that windmills cause cancer.

Now that Elon Musk has taken sides in the war doesn’t he need to have his own flag? Maybe he could get Grok to spin up something with a Swastika, the Stars and Bars, and a Dollar sign.

What do we need Trump for now that the tech bros. are dictating fiscal policy, foreign policy, and who has access to our data? We could just appoint a blonde whose first name starts with K. Preferably someone who can read and speak English.

I guess we're never going to know who covered Kimberly's American Express. Good thing no one on Team Trump knows what quid pro quo means otherwise someone might have to extort another law firm or two.

“…from Trump to shining Trump.”

“Love me. Love me?” Pick a lane, psycho. You can’t act like the world’s biggest asshole 24/7 and then cry because nobody says nice things about you. That’s not how reality works.

I’m going to guess that Trump Intelligence didn’t make it past the first round.

Before we begin negotiations I would like to remind everyone that failure to agree to our terms will mean the end of everything you hold dear. Now who wants cake?

In ten years or maybe 10 months someone will hack into whatever they will decide to call it so that no laws are broken and the results will be disastrous for the world’s population. No one will be accountable and no one will be surprised The question is will AI prevent this or just make it possible?

So now Trump is promising $5K if the GOP wins the midterms? Why I’m so old I remember Trump promising “..if you vote for me you’ll never have to vote again!” I know. That was back when you could go to Niagara Falls without risking a side trip to El Salvador.

I’m not a statistician but how hard would it be to devise a system where the people counting the votes don’t know whose votes they’re counting? Apologies in advance if this is a stupid question but who’s going to cheat if cheating could be helping the other side?

Chief Justice Roberts says Trump Ballroom project likely illegal. If only we had an authority on the Constitutionality of the president’s actions. Maybe an expert who could share his opinion. Crazy, I know.

If enough of us get together we can pass a resolution renaming the president FAT DONNIE. Pretty sure most Canadians would be on board.

The honorable John Roberts has sided with conservatives concerned that the country is under threat from radical disco hordes that can only be defeated by an “national emergency” ballroom. KC and the Sunshine Band is our only hope.

Is the Government Accountability Office in charge of tabulating the number of reasons Trump has rolled out for why he needs an Emergency Ballroom? Are we under imminent threat of a resurgence of the tango? It was originally rolled out as a long needed entertainment space. Emergency entertainment?

Will someone please remind Andy Beshear that he’s the Governor of Kentucky.

Are “Bait planers” the new “J-Sixers”? Do they get their own slush fund?

Trump: “If I make everything liberals do criminal then they will be as criminal as me. Genius!!” “But sir….” Trump: “Okay..okay. We’ll leave it as it is for now.”

Growing up there was a joke cycle where the punch line was some variation of “Everything’s bigger in Texas.” I feel like there’s a real missed opportunity here regarding John Cornyn and his recent observation that “There’s nothing we could do to rein him in.” So, biggest? In Texas? Ted Cruz? Anyone?

The world’s wealthiest assholes are spending the money they stole from you to purchase all the remaining resources and by that I mean the stuff that they couldn’t steal from poor countries using your tax dollar-supported military. The media would be sounding the alarm but they’re paid not to.

Once again the current administration casually fans the flames in the Middle East. After threatening Iran with “total obliteration” for their pursuit of nuclear weapons they make a deal with Saudi Arabia. And for approximately the bazillionth time no one asks “Why?” Could it be more obvious? Money.

The Heritage Foundation, a conservative think tank, publishes an incomplete database of voter fraud cases brought by prosecutors since 1979. As of November 2023, there were 1,465 proven cases of voter fraud listed in 44 years, an average of 33 cases per year. - Wikipedia What the actual fuck?

Suspiciously absent from the president’s address on voter integrity - no mention of the famous Russia Russia Russia Hoax? For eight long years we heard about this freaking “HOAX!” Now that it’s become politically expedient to have Americans believe that voting has been manipulated who’s hoaxing who?

Donald J. Trump would have you believe that the same system that put him in power twice is corrupt on a massive scale. If this were true he is the last person who would point it out. If it were true he must immediately step down.

He forgot the most important component. Honesty. Without honesty there is no trust. The president thinks we should have trust in the system. Without honesty. Without truth.

In response to questions surrounding Trump’s recent landscaping missteps: “I know more about grass than any human being,” Trump recently boasted. Paging Willie Nelson.

Things you need when accusing the system of being rigged: 1. a team of competent lawyers 2. a friendly judge or two 3. evidence Sixty cases lost or thrown out and we have this ONE guy who's just going to head-butt reality until every one plays along. Fuck that.

Imagine what they might accomplish if the current administration didn’t waste all of our time and tax dollars trying to find ways around the laws that have already been written using our time and tax dollars by people who actually know what they’re doing.

Boycott CBS.

Trump has his statue of gold. A monument to greed. I support this. I think everyone who crosses that threshold and becomes a billionaire should automatically get a statue of gold. Like a scarlet letter. And every time they crash the economy we should demand a pound of flesh and a pound of gold.

What’s the CIA up to now that the FBI is busy investigating the FBI?

The kids playing army with a trillion dollar budget want to build a fort with your tax dollars. It's going to be totally gnarly man. Most of it will be underground so we'll never know how big it is. They were going to make the tech bros. pay for it but it's so much easier to just rob the poor.

The Secretary of Energy, Chris Right, says that we can go ahead and open the Gulf of Hormuz without clearing the mines. Great news for the advertising department at Polymarket.

Y'all know what to do with this one...😎

I hope the US military doesn’t run out of ammunition as quickly as Pete Hegseth ran out of cliches.

Trump posted an image of himself as Jesus. He removed it when it was pointed out that it was offensive to Christians. Is it any surprise that Trump did not recognize the Jesus in his post? Two Corinthians.

So I think it’s time to update the list of people that Trump hasn’t insulted, pissed off or threatened. 1. Vladimir Putin. 2. Stephen Miller. 3. Benjamin Netanyahu

How is this substantially different from Trump’s rhetoric on January 6? In a moment fraught with anger and violence the one guy who’s entrusted with leadership sows the seeds of chaos. “How can I use this anger and mistrust to my own benefit? How can I use the suffering of others to help my cause?