ivory

ivory

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22 | artist & musician | Webp's Strongest Warrior

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Farmers were given so many handouts so frequently that "Cheddar" became slang for money btw.

FactPost@factpostnews.bsky.social

Tennessee farmer's fuel bill was $20,000 for just 2 weeks: "I wish they could see what it costs us to plant a crop and what we are getting paid... A farmer doesn't like a handout. He would rather have a fair market."

the big reason why I ask why for a lot of things is because I have a bad memory but I realize that I have a really good sense of reason. I straight up can't remember arbitrary rules made for arbitrary reasons, I'm better at remembering the reasons behind the rules or guidelines.

ADHD Memes@adhdforreal.bsky.social

A lot of thin-skinned authority figures who REALLY shouldn't be in roles of leadership take it as questioning their position, when in reality my ass is trying to do the fucking job you're paying me to do well.

I'm sorry your ego got hurt by me asking "why" but it's literally the bare minimum accomodation I could possibly receive, I promise you throwing a hissie fit only makes your lack of leadership qualities obvious.

is the person inside this room a fluent chinese speaker or a guy with a dictionary? Well, being a person who got on the internet just 6 long years ago thinks that I have the technological knowledge capable to defeat this conundrum!

Metal Gear Solid movie will explore how "epic and awesome and cinematic the military and war is", says director

Eurogamer@eurogamer.bsky.social

Call of Duty movie will explore the "cost of war", says director www.eurogamer.net/call-of-duty...

the person who said that trump benefited from the 140 character limit twitter had has never been so vindicated

Yashar Ali 🐘@yasharali.bsky.social

The latest Truth Social post from the president of the United States.

ToonHive@toonhive.bsky.social

Happy 69th birthday to the talented Nancy Cartwright. The voice of Bart Simpson, Chuckie Finster, Rufus, Mindy, and so many more iconic characters.

the fact that the whole narrative surrounding poisoned halloween candy comes from a dad who killed his son for insurance fraud

Ah-Ha! It appears you have defeaten Stage 1 of your chronic sleeping problems, Insomnia. Now get ready for Stage 2 oc your chronic sleeping problems, staying asleep!

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box says "do not use unless you have time for a full night's sleep" meanwhile I woke up just 3 hours later after taking it once

hahahahahahahahahahahahahah Hahahahahahhahahaha You think taking two in one night could stop me from waking up 3 hours later AGAIN? You Clearly don't know who you're dealing with.

Ah-Ha! It appears you have defeaten Stage 1 of your chronic sleeping problems, Insomnia. Now get ready for Stage 2 oc your chronic sleeping problems, staying asleep!

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You know who didn't cheat on his wife and still has a streaming career?

There was a kid at the daycare I used to go to that would force everybody else to watch Scooby Doo 2 over and over again or else they'd have a fit and i think it was because of this scene

💜Peach💜@pinkpeaches0214.bsky.social

can this happen to me?

wow its almost like the thing people have been warning you about has come to fruition

play YIIK btw, its literally about delusional motherfuckers getting engrossed in true crime mysticism with direct and immediate correlations to the Elisa Lam case. Its a good game when you don't have youtubers in your ear saying you have to hate it.

forcing people to use Discord to download your vibecoded shit should put you in ultra gamer hell because what the fuck is this

BearCracker (Zoey)@bearcracker.bsky.social

Saw a trailer for UMvC3 Rollback with a new lobby system and got really excited! Then I saw this:

this might be the worst combination of words i've read on a screen yet

NESbot@nesbot.bsky.social

Copyright notice filed for potential Blumhouse TV adaptation of Danganronpa. www.resetera.com/threads/16...

like half of my friends use sonas i helped design and i think its awesome

Dane 🌺@dane.fish

there was a "my vent art" meme circulating recently, but I'm presenting this: my joy art

That is indeed the crux of the ordeal, the ai push is a top-down bottom-up pressure move by executives and brainless consumers to force creatives to use (and then grow a reliance on) these expensive tools in order to maximize consumption regardless if its good or not.

doodley 🌠@doodley.org

the use of "wait" here is legit so slimy. tf you mean wait. devs don't wait, they make the fuckin thing. ooooohhh but if you're a dipshit billionaire exec like tim sweeney is now, i guess you do just WAIT for it, huh?

the entire future of ai relies on creatives growing a dependency on it. Everybody is looking towards the creatives in industry to cave in.

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Greetings everyone! This is Infomaniac95, formerly known as The Brickster, Mr. Skeltal, BonziBUDDY, and others I've forgotten. I am the co-leader of the Church of Kondo project, and an archivist of audio from movies and shows from VHS and LaserDisc. You've probably wondered where I was? 🧵

Kid Named Five Albums@toskarin.bsky.social

gon fights: faced with someone who punches strangely and without love, gon must figure out how to punch harder than ever before kurapika fights:

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i dunno if any of my followers need to hear this but dyk that "degenerate"/"degen" is nazi speak? i have to wonder how many people use those terms naive to their actual meaning

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He could beat Mario 64 with his eyes closed. But he didn't. There was no point. There was another player named AntiBubzia on the other world doing the exact same thing backwards to cancel out Bubzia's completed run every freaking time.

they're calling it the worst press release in the history of planet earth

This is an absolutely astounding press release from eMudhra. No apology, a suggestion that the researcher who found their private keys must have used AI, and an attempt to shift blame to auditors... wow. emudhra.com/en/press-release/emudhra-statement-distrust-global-tls-intermediate-root-ca

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In Super Mario Galaxy, the Major Burrows boss was not tested very well in 2-player mode. If the P2 cursor is used to make the player jump too high, his position will desync from the ground and he will float angrily and unmovingly through the air.

i think the team fortress wiki wins most unhinged Under Construction page, with a photo of the iconic Engineer portrait render made entirely out of unicode characters

they're calling it the worst press release in the history of planet earth

This is an absolutely astounding press release from eMudhra. No apology, a suggestion that the researcher who found their private keys must have used AI, and an attempt to shift blame to auditors... wow. emudhra.com/en/press-release/emudhra-statement-distrust-global-tls-intermediate-root-ca

the only thing that doesn't make this situation even worse is that i think they literally bottomed out what's possible for their local stock exchange