Matt

the White House, which is a very seductive and beautiful place,

if there’s a fundamental truth to the universe that explains all this, it is simply: old people are easily impressed

reported for pudding

I don’t know man, if you’re running to be part of the government of a country that was founded on violent revolution, I kinda think sometimes you have to acknowledge that violence is at least a legitimate component of a path to ending oppression

“that’s just a few percent of it” wow masterful wordsmithing, sir

did I miss a memo on Powerman 5000’s cred in 2026 or is this just an extremely weird booking?

speedrunning The Dropout over the last two nights turned out to be a good idea

AMERICA 👏 NEEDS 👏 MORE 👏 GUYS 👏 STANDING 👏 AROUND 👏

two incredible actors, a visionary director, an incomparable musician, and Taylor Swift

I like how this was written by a dude and there are replies going “wow figures she fucked these dumb guys”

okay, Brewers can go on and win the World Series but then I would like them to slow down a bit while the Cardinals uhh figure something out, maybe, probably not

one has to imagine Lars Ulrich looking at some AI slop and saying “hey wow this is really cool”

hunnid hamsta, everybody’s saying it

replies full of homeowners, just absolute aliens to me

men aren’t reading anymore? tell that to the 8 pages of The Dark Forest and three issues of Swamp Thing I knocked out yesterday

Spooky season!

help im getting stupider

measuring how scrambled my brain is: checked the time on my phone and thought “oh man, two and a half”

starting to really hate some of the guys on here

as a straight guy I’m always telling my dates what shoes to wear

I’ve been ambivalent on the new Boy Harsher record but I found the ideal setting to get the max impact out of it, which is going for a night walk when you’re down in da dumps

AI is going to give Iran a nuclear weapon

stop trying to make me read a poem

those are the escape pods

getting all the blue MAGA types good and fired up by posting “Well they’re called Rage Against the Machine, not Pee Pee Poo Poo Goo Goo Ga Ga Against the Machine so I should have known!”

“an economics degree” like Trump and every other asshole doesn’t have the same

I’m not even sure this is my answer but my mind went immediately to “this is Jaaack Nicholson”

just now learning Monica and Ross from Friends had a third sibling and apparently he’s a big time rapist guy? not looking into this any further

making up for missing Cold Waves last week, time to get all horned up at Boy Harsher

when Bokeem asked the dopey cop the name of the show and he answered “How to Catch a Predator” he instantly became a stand-in for a whole type of guy that I love to hate, the movie knew exactly what it was doing

lot of talk about Phoebe Bridgers in a NIN shirt in Primetime, much less talk about Phoebe Bridgers in a Prong shirt in Primetime, in any case I would just like to say: yes

just had “Wither Blister Jordan Peele” pop into my head and I don’t know what to do with it

writing “moral and ethical story about how we live together in this moment” on my rent check and seeing what that gets me

why is a post about a gnarly fart giving me Cold Waves fomo