ellie | 주혜

this easter weekend, i drank a lot of wine and recovered from my hangover to go skating... just like jesus

selling a GA ticket for Babymetal in Melbourne tonight. $120 🤘🏼 tixel.com/u/ellief30

i feel like starting sht today so: i’m politically left and identify as various minorities, but white people on bluesky whose bio is *only* their political beliefs and a bunch of flags give me the ick. dw you people won’t like me once you get to know me either lol

i’ve photographed some fricken bangers lately, if i say so myself. here’s some melbourne fashion week and the moomba quad skate comp on my trusty fujifilm xt4

today i saw an elderly man with white hair and a little scruffy orange dog in his lap, fangin it down the bike path at about 30km/h on an electric wheelchair. the dog was smiling. sometimes the world’s alright

i possibly live in a bubble, but i love that the biggest pop culture moments of the last few months are from a gay canadian tv show, a puerto rican man, asian woman winter olympians and lady gaga. and prince andrew getting arrested. good start to the year of the horse i say

crashed over somehow losing a cucumber between woolies, my car and my kitchen. where did it go!!!

i love how hyped everyone is for year of the horse, even non-asians. prince andrew getting arrested at the beginning of year of the horse seems like a good omen

business idea: combination axe throwing escape room

i forgot to bring my headphones today. if you are catching PT in melbourne today, please refrain from having loud stupid conversations for the sake of my anger issues. loud juicy gossip ok tho

not me being jealous of my package travelling around asia

🎵take me to the beach/ take me to the country / take me to the cottage / if you love me 🎵

hi everyone i’ve come back to bluesky to say this:

i would watch a movie about the young asian woman working at QV woolies who was directing huge crowds of people to each self checkout with the intensity of a military air traffic controller. what’s her story

my teeth are a bit yellow and wonky and i feel self conscious about them sometimes. but today i spoke to a guy with veneers and it freaked me out!! they were GLOWING

don’t let your arts organisation accept money in return for soft power from an evil country challenge

let’s talk eurovision voting: FUCK off. as if israel genuinely came second with that mediocre song. was hoping that eurovision would distance themselves from israel but they decided to kiss their ass even more. i love eurovision but this is beyond cooked. i’m so pissed. anyway, free palestine.

Jody: I would like this song even if it wasnt sung by six of Latvia’s hottest witches Me: What if was sung by Iceland’s most sigma rizzlers #SBSEurovision

coincidentally, israel’s entry looks like a villain #SBSEurovision

why doesn’t vatican city compete in eurovision? church people love a sing song. they all wear white and love the drama

bratwurst summer. #GER #SBSEurovision

omg i hope you are ready for my best eurovision joke. here it comes

BOOOOOOOO #SBSeurovision #FreePalestine

this is le boring #SBSeurovision

charisma uniqueness nerve and talent! #SBSEurovision

michelle visage’s greek cousin has some powerful pipes #SBSEurovision

why dont the UK send girl groups more often? they’re really good at that #SBSEurovision

there’s always time to work on your car before performing in eurovision #ARM #SBSEurovision

i want to join the latvian lesbian woodland creature cult #SBSeurovision

this is a banger but the story of laika makes me cry 😭 #SBSEurovision

milkshake man makes me feel a bit uncomfortable. probably because i’m lactose intolerant #SBSEurovision

lol i thought that was anthony albanese #SBSEurovision

iceland be like YESSS WE ARE THE MOST SKIBIDI SIGMA RIZZLERS IN EUROPE #SBSEurovision

QUEEN CELINE #SBSeurovision

this is wonderfully camp and i’m learning so much about switzerland! #SBSEurovision

another genuinely good song. would dance at the clurb/do some scaffolding to this #CYP #SBSEurovision

no jokes, this is a slay #CRO #SBSEurovision

not sure what instrument they’re playing but they’re playing the shit out of it #ALB #SBSEurovision

not into azerbaijan, but it’s very eurovision. shiny suits, glittery gymnasts, fire and a traditional instrument. at least it’s not a sad man ballad #SBSEurovision

not sure what to think of belgium. the backing track would make me lose my shit in the club, wasn’t a fan of the vocals but the high notes were incredible, liked the costumes. idk hey #SBSEurovision

not snorway. would love to know which old kpop boy band influenced this. it’s fooken one of them #SBSEurovision #NOR

enjoying this year’s songs about things: the sea, espresso macchiato saunas #SBSEurovision

legitimately like this song and the outfits slap. no jokes. #SBSEurovision #UKR

“life is like spaghetti” is the greatest lyric of our time #SBSEurovision

i asked an italian coworker if “espresso macchiato” is offensive to italians. she said “italy will either be offended and give him 0 points. or they’ll love it and give him 12 points” #SBSEurovision

jody: this is not changing my perception of poland being like the witcher (dragon appears) #SBSEurovision

lady gaiga #SBSEurovision

go goonsack boyband! swag is back baby #SBSEurovision