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Odysseus straight narcing on himself to Polyphemus at the end of the Cyclops Saga. #EpicTheMusical

Do any of my friends still use this? I feel like this app died fast unless I'm just not following enough people..

LOOK HOW THEY MASSACRED MY BOI TOGAMI. Just because he's in the back doesn't mean WE CAN'T SEE HIM. 🤣

Just FYI, I am engaged to the best person I know. 💖💖 @dylanmobleyvo.bsky.social

The existence of kitten heels implies the existence of daddy heels.

When the vibrator stops working after one use.

Getting John Cornyn ads on my Spotify after repeatedly saying I don't want them is a hate crime against women.

Me after reading a bad book. youtu.be/scR-d7n-f18?...

Anyone care for a sleepy baby in these trying times?

No one: No one at all: Nidoqueen in Pokemon Stadium 2:

Her gasts? Flabbered. Her beans? Boozled. Her heebies? Jeebied.

A real life ad I found on FB Marketplace. I hope this person gets all $250 because they deserve it.

The universal truth cube is never wrong for it is the universal truth.

I've seen the I Side With quiz pop back up recently and decided to sit through the very long process of filling it out. Kinda tracks that I'm 90% dirty Socialist and 91% Marxist.

Arin from Game Grumps getting ready to pronounce the P in "Falcon PAAWWWUUNCH"

mesquiteartstheatre.org/tickets Hey friends, tickets are on sale for the WORLD PREMIERE adaptation of "The Fortune Cookie" at Mesquite Arts Theatre! Y'all only see me twice, but honestly everyone involved is so fantastic it will be a great show! Can't wait to see ya.

Me every time I hear the term MAHA.

My first acting project of 2025 and just one night of auditions already has me convinced it will be a hoot and a half! I am stoked to be working with Mesquite Arts Theatre for the first time. If you're free 4/11-4/27, would love to see you!

I had my post-op this morning, and I asked my doctor if he got the before/after shots like I asked before I went under. Well he got'em, and man, have you ever seen photos of inside your own body? It's surreal to look at.

My fallopian tubes are removed and I am now sterile! Take that, American government. 🖕🖕

Ah yes, the four genders.

About 12-13 pages of informational paperwork to read through, a pamphlet, and some soap that probably smells funky. All ready to get these tubes out! Never been more excited for a Monday in my life.

"hAvInG pETs iSn'T tHe SAmE aS hAvINg a BABY 😡😡" Oh yeah, then why baby shaped?

Apparently the only way to put this Kurama figure together is via pegging.

Me watching Klaus like

if you see it, do it 🫧 • name: Ivy • pronouns: she/her • height: 5’4 • sexuality: het, possibly demi. • sign: Aries • piercings: 0 • tattoos: 0 • fav color: Med-dark blue, green, or red tones. • fav drink: plain'ol water, Sunny D, pink lemonade • fav animal: Any cat and dog. • mbti: INFJ(??)

Cody Enoshima: The Super High School Level Hot Topic Manager.

I have a feminine urge to register for Neopets again.

These personalized gift makers are getting creative.

Booooo, actually got moved to 2/3. But it's still happening!

Getting my tubes removed on January 28th. Let's fuckin go y'all.

No one can tell me I can't make the best out of a bad situation because if wrapping presents isn't proof that I can, I don't know what is.

Me after being approved by a new OBGYN to have a sterilization procedure done. Date TBD, but things are coming up Ivy. So glad I get to have this done before a certain administration makes it more difficult or impossible to do it later.

Ah yes, the 16th student of Hope's Peak, lurking in the shadows: Luigi, the super high school level plumber.

Second time playing Rasputin. Better than the first. My new goal now is to beat my high score each time.

Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice in Chains.

What is something you know is unnecessary to hoard but you will never stop? I'll go first, gift wrapping supplies. They're always pretty and shiny and I want them *all*.

*furiously adds to 'books I need to buy' list* Even though I know every accuracy in here (and I'm sure there are plenty) will hurt my feelings.

People of Bluesky! Let's get to know each other better. What is your favorite movie? Quote share your answer in GIF form

People of Bluesky! Let's get to know each other better. What is your favorite movie? Quote share your answer in GIF form

In an effort to unchain myself from the 9 to 5 Capitalist Hellscape, please follow me at twitch.tv/dmanxd007! I plan to pick streaming back up once my show is over, but here's a nice appetizer to hold ya'll over! #smallstreamersconnect #dmanxd007 #DylanMobleyVO #AlienIsolation

My cat is planning her eventual world domination.

Hydrating* *Drinking Clesius

Crunchyroll subtitles for Danganronpa are a hoot. Out here spelling Owada three different ways, all wrong.