Ismael S Rodriguez (Bulletproof Poet)

MAGA doing MAGA shit we can't let it be known non-white people can do great things.

MAGA's got one setting: HATE. Break everything, blame everyone else, then wave a flag over the wreckage. Nothing says patriotism like burning down the house and calling the ashes freedom. Fuck that.

GO BIRDS! 🦅 FUCK THE COWBOYS! Dallas calls itself America's Team. Philly calls that a fucking mental illness. Even our pigeons have more Super Bowl credibility than those Texas frauds! E-A-G-L-E-S!

Trump isn't the disease, he's the rash. Neoliberalism infected both parties—Dems and GOP built this mess together. Blaming one man is like blaming the fever for the plague.

Yes, unity! Give the most intolerant a seat at the table—in fact, they should LEAD. How else will we know who to hate? Inclusion isn't about them changing, it's about us having a reliable enemy.

Strip MAGA of its delusions, its awful people, and its felons and you get nothing. Just grift, cope, and merch. No ideas, no shame, no spine. A movement powered by grievance and cheap hats. Sad.

Strip MAGA of its delusions, its awful people, and its felons and you get nothing. Just grift, cope, and merch. No ideas, no shame, no spine. A movement powered by grievance and cheap hats. Sad.

Dear Democrats: cut the theater. No more business as usual. Do something real, show everyone you mean business, and actually fight. We're watching — now go earn it.

Sesame Street taught me kindness. Mr. Rogers taught me empathy. Dead Kennedys taught me to question authority. Be kind, punch up, and if you're a bully, Philly's got two words: Fuck around.

Good intentions mean little without action. Beliefs don't define our humanity; how we treat others does. Compassion isn't what we claim to feel. It's what we choose to do, especially when it's hard.

Economy in flames? War breaking out? MAGA sleeps. Obama makes ONE joke about Trump's White House makeover? SOUND THE ALARMS! DEPLOY THE TROOPS! THE CURTAINS HAVE BEEN DISRESPECTED! 🤡🚨

I believe in solipsism, so I'll say whatever the fuck I want. If you're offended, that's your problem. Actually, you don't exist. I'm arguing with imaginary assholes. Even my therapist is imaginary.

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The Secret Service could learn from Rome's Praetorian Guard: when a wannabe emperor mistakes democracy for his personal fucking throne, remind Caesar the Constitution outranks his ego.

Barack Obama doesn't need to lie about an uncle inventing radar to make us think he comes from a more intelligent family than Donald Trump's. He just needs to open his mouth and speak a complete sentence.

The Philadelphia Flyers are Philly's Imperial Guard: orange-armored lunatics charging into battle with broken sticks, zero fear, and a battle cry of "Fuck around and find out, ya jabroni!"

Philadelphia 76ers fans are what happens when you give rabid wolverines basketball tickets, cheap beer, and decades of playoff trauma. In Philly, even the pigeons boo you for missing free throws.

Philadelphia is what happens when you give 10,000 rabid raccoons Eagles jerseys, cheap beer, and a broken SEPTA system, then tell them Dallas fans are coming. Fuck around and meet the wildlife.

Philadelphia is what happens when you give 10,000 rabid raccoons Eagles jerseys, cheap beer, and a broken SEPTA system, then tell them Dallas fans are coming. Fuck around and meet the wildlife.

The Sixers starting five: Maxey is Hermes on meth, Edgecombe is Ares unleashed, Brown is Fenrir, LeBron is Odin refusing retirement, and Embiid is Zeus with knees held together by divine duct tape.

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North Philly: Orks. South Philly: Khorne Berzerkers. West Philly: Drukhari. Northeast: Chaos Marines. Center City: Tzeentch cultists. SEPTA: Tyranids. Philly isn't a city. It's a Warp breach.

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Philadelphia is what happens when you cram the world's angriest honey badgers into one city, give them cheesesteaks, terrible traffic, and sports teams, then say, "Y'all do your thing." Fuck around.

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A Discordian asked, "What is the sound of one hand clapping?" Eris replied, "A very disappointed audience." The monk achieved enlightenment but received terrible reviews.

The Zen master asked Eris, "Why did the chicken cross the road?" She replied, "To prove the road was a social construct." The chicken was arrested for jaywalking in a nonexistent universe.

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