Spooky Radha

#splcensus #splcensus2026 Below is a word cloud with the 50 most used words when people were asked to describe their Splatoon related goals. (common words like "the" "get" "just" etc were removed) It is probably gonna take us a while to get to more charts but I really wanted to post this :)

Billionaires will spend millions on bunkers to survive climate disaster or societal collapse but won't spend millions to prevent a climate disaster or societal collapse

Sound of rain on roof while sleeping 😴

call me woke but the best part of there being community discussion is that the community discusses things

artists rendition I think they may be onto something

to me, "comp player" is like "football player", it describes the format of play not the motivations of the player a person participating in the comp scene is unique compared to someone playing solo turf war no vc, to the point that "splatoon player" would be like calling someone a "sports player"

I think we miss the point when we ask: - "what makes a competitive player a competitive player" instead of: - "what makes the competitive community the competitive community" I think what makes the comp community a useful space for so many people goes beyond any single definition of "competitive"

The census has such fucking interesting data relating to the current discussion on what even is a competitive player but the analysis of data like this just takes so long

there's a big misconception going around that if you play comp splatoon, your motivation is solely to improve, when that's simply not true for everyone remember that this is a social space and outlet for people as well, and some would prefer just having fun compared to the work it takes to improve

? Tell me what

the take ive had for the longest time is that there are a lot of high level splatoon players who dont care about being good, they care about people THINKING they're good. they'll do anything to prevent their spotlight from being stolen and ensuring nobody ruins the facade.

the nintendo swtich pro controller on opposite day:

respect your superiors, folks

I might be the best competitive Splatoon player to ever play the game if you take "play the game" to mean "look at a spreadsheet" and "competitive Spatoon player" to mean "getting other people to play the game instead of me"

I worry sometimes that I take on things that are too big for my own capacity and that they are thus destined to fail but then I think about how cool it will be when it's done (Census open-answer thematic analysis is 25% complete)

Recent twitter events made me feel like speaking, not a hit piece but just expressing irritation with the “competitive” community. 🔗 youtu.be/jpSUw52fZ70

Chronically Krill presents a presentation on self-care! Produced by @basaltspl.bsky.social, this lecture goes over the importance of physical, mental, and emotional health, alongside communication as it pertains to competitive Splatoon. youtu.be/CXnF9CMV0Og

god gives his longest census answers to his strongest census operators

I have seen the #banthewhiprays trend. Here is my response: www.twitch.tv/iplsplatoon/...

We almost got the Whipray Low Ink win before GTA 6

set(s) of the year, cinema

"im not even wearing pants" -popgun 2026

The @whiprays.com JUST BRACKET RESET TAP INNNNNNN www.youtube.com/live/swxut41...

they gonna talk about low ink in the pre and post whiprays era

WHIPRAYS GO GO GOG OG OG OG GO

PAINT OF PRIDE - Top 8 countdown montage Brought to you by sendou.ink scanner montage v2 #sendouink

The current rise of dusclops in generation 3 over used is a concerning development.

An explanation on why Big Walk isn't available on Xbox. bigwalk.game/xbox

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www.youtube.com/live/dmzurYW... tst with card sharks I hope blk lose

my pen xp is legit 1k below my mint xp lol

POV you are about to receive free load testing

Absolutely heartbroken, rest in peace

Everyone calling me verity like I wasn't doing it first this my villain origin story

GO MY MELEE TACTICOOLER

hop on

if you are a tournament organizer running high-top level tournaments, this is a golden opportunity to start incorporating winner's interviews into your events. no more fumbling an invite into your production/staff server or trying to teach a player to use vdoninja. get it done right here on sendou

Me: texts "i love you sleep well" Me: puts my phone down and tries to sleep That one part of my brain: okay but are you sure you didn't type i hate you and you should explode Me: oh damn I should check that i didnt say that Why am I like this

you know when you wanna give an artist money so bad but all their merch sold out </3