Splotchy

5th article posted on LinkedIn. Thank you Michael Shannon ❤️

@sarajbenincasa.bsky.social Apparently I cannot DM ppl now here so I DMed you on the gram

Let’s get three syllable Wednesday going in the chat

Is this the current punctuation!

The bride wore safety orange / The groom wore a high-viz vest / They invited no one / Couldn’t care less about the rest

🎵 he’s the one they call dr feelbad / he’s the one that makes you feel not good

Chelated Vin Diesel

The tense scene in GoodFellas, but Joe Pesci keeps asking what’s so funny about peace, love, and understanding

An infinite loop of Captain America “I understood that reference” GIFs referring to the immediately prior GIF. How does the loop start? Why with a GIF reply to this post, dear child. Uhhhhh SHOW ME THE MONEY!

This is late notice, but the PA in the grocery store last night played the theme song from the sitcom Taxi

@mskellymhayes.bsky.social You have comments turned off for your platner thoughts but I just wanted to tell you I very much appreciated them. Thanks.

I don't know if we deserve to survive as a species

We’ve hidden Ed Sheeran in this Colchester couple’s nappy bin. With the next disposal of the fetid droppings of their toddler Nigel, they’ll be treated to the intimate concert of their lifetime.

[Brother Mouzone]: 4mm granulated bitumen roofing torch down roofing system

Detective A.I. Smells

Schrödinger's cat litter

I don’t think this is happening. 😔

Only a handful of people bought Velvet Underground records when they came out, but every one of those people went on to be cast in Avengers Doomsday

The Traveling Willscaries😨

I am a shithead for the countyyy - "Wichita Shithead"

Chronic A.I. halitosis

On no the places you’ll go

Uh oh “Games Without Frontiers” on the P.A. at the grocery store

There’s ice in the rain Hail in the snow Plastic flowers in the plants we grow

A heated four-hour argument at the late 60s Grateful Dead compound on whether it should be Truckin’ or Trucking

Guess who's going to start posting on LinkedIn

Gromit, these are the dong trousers

I live on a sliver of waving grass A small field in a cloverleaf interchange Nobody visits But the occasional coyote

@lukeoneil47.bsky.social [Fred Schneider voice]: needle in the HAY!!!

“Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship OH MY GOD LOOK OUT!” #EndAFamousMovieQuoteWithOhMyGodLookOut

Made a fart that sounds like a Predator

should they have said “end quote” when recounting what the congressman said in “summertime blues”

[cryptkeeper voice]: de-monster-ably false

Robert Carradine was one of the stars in Sam Fuller’s Big Red One. ❤️ he was loved

Thinking about becoming a historian/lawyer for social media rizz

motor-oil flavored Lay’s potato chips

Could have been more nice posts about Tom Noonan on Bsky. Here’s one. Didn’t see ppl mention him in Heat. A worn-in, comfortable performance opposite De Niro. Happy we had him in lots of stuff.

Herman “Garga” Melville

sorry, for all this nonsense

emphatically bad leroy brown

Proposed amendment to the English language: New word “bitweekly”, which means twice in one week. “Biweekly” now means once every two weeks. Apply same pattern to other time periods.

[yosemite sam voice]: Sufjan Stevens!!!