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Flunking out of Coast Guard recruit training was the best mistake I ever made cuz what in the Cinnamon Toast Fuck is this!? Did I remain loyal!? Bitch I never was to start with!

So apparently it's racist now to assume that Alastor from Hazbin Hotel smells bad. First of all, pursue employment. Second, bitch he eats ROADKILL. That's deer in S1 had fucking GLASS in it. And it wasn't fresh either. How tf is it racist to assume that someone who eats CARRION probably stinks?

Crying, dying, screaming, pissing... Its ai, but just this once... I'm ok with the water that was wasted to make this #ai #olivegarden

Yearly reminder that the people who said your empathy was both weakness and sin have no business demanding it from you anytime they experience tragedy or loss. Be the lesser person. They deserve it. Yes this about Lindsay Graham

These terms are acceptable 🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸

Stupid shit like this is why I hit the red button. I have no faith in humanity at this point. #redbutton #bluebutton #hantavirus

I'm ok with the water that was wasted to make this 🤣

Oh people are going to prison once Magyar assumes office. I can't wait to see it.

Being told I'm not Christian because I'm an Episcopalian is fucking wild to me. Bestie, your church practices both prosperity gospel and rapture theology. You're not seeing those pearly gates!

I'm 93% sure this is ai. But even if it is, I'm ok with the water wasted to create this. 🤣

Well thats 20 minutes of my life I'm never getting back

"Were in great shape for the future" Bitch we're insolvent

The EU will send much needed aid to Cuba, directly defying the increasingly hostile United States.

Jesus Christ this is 12 minutes of wheezing word salad. GET TO THE FUCKING POINT

... Has he always breathed this hard. Every inhale sounds like a challenge.

Mind you, I can't get McDonalds in Waterbury after dark because the actual heroin addicts will circle the building like vultures (and they DONT take no for an answer); But sure Tong, my once a week indulgence of Kratom is the problem Fuck you I'm not obeying this law.

Update: after a month the tiktok local page has figured out that I live in CT and not MA. But it still can't figure out ✨Where✨ in CT I live. This tells me the algorithm is using context clues from my comments than actual location data. This is a win in my book. Keep you location data off ppl

I will bully the fuck outta anyone I catch watching this shit in real life. I'm dead serious. I will either shame you into reading books again, or I'll become your 13th reason why. Either outcome is acceptable to me.

"Great men of history didn't sit around doing this stuff (introspection)" This loser has never cracked open a history, or philosophy book and it fucking shows.

Daily reminder that the max age of enlistment for most of the military is currently 42, & the Army hands out age waivers like candy to recruits 35+. So if you see these younger MAGA chuds trying to shame people for not wanting to fight for this country; throw that shit right back at them.

I don't think this administration understands that modern conscripts won't limit fragging to officers the way boomers did in Vietnam. Gen Z will 💯 slime out thier drill sergeants / company commanders the moment they're given access to live ammunition. They won't make it outta boot camp.

My siblings in Christ, just do cocaine at this point. #Dunkin #beveragebucket

This is not the face of a man who intends to see his next birthday. I know everyone wants Andrew to start dropping names; But realistically he will likely kill himself before trial. And unlike Epstein it will 💯 be believeable. Look at his face. He is terrified. Put him on suicide watch.

Hey @bsky.app just an FYI you have my consent to give ICE my info if they request it. In fact, if you let me know before hand, I'll send you a copy of my passport, birth certificate and SSN. I ✨want✨the smoke #FuckICE

To anyone who thinks turning off location data on an app doesnt do anything; Tiktok just rolled out a new "Local" feature where they show you content from your city/neighborhood. I checked my "Local" feed and they think I'm in Boston. That 100+ miles off. TURN YOUR LOCATION DATA OFF

ICE is getting thier shit rocked in Italy right now and it's fucking beautiful to see

Looking at the mess the DHS has become due to ICE and realizing I dodged a MASSIVE bullet when I flunked out of Coast Guard boot camp got me like

The "I was just following orders" defense has officially begun. And let me be clear: I don't fucking care.

Oh they beat his ass too. Fucking beautiful.

ICE murdered Renée Good in broad daylight. Less than 3 weeks later, they killed Alex Pretti, shooting him 10 times. Every day, we watch as people are ripped from their cars, their homes, their lives. We can't allow ourselves to look away from this cruelty. Abolish ICE.

This administrations got me so fucked up I quit drinking and picked up a bible.

TMZ stopped stalking celebrities to fact check the current administration. That's how fucked up this country is right now.

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I'm Episcopalian, and I need y'all to understand we're the chill uncles of Christendom. So if one of our clergy (a BISHOP no less) is telling people to lock tf in and prepare for martyrdom, shit is bad. And yes, I will answer that call if need be.

So... Has anyone else made peace with the fact that they may not see 40 cuz of this shit? Cuz I have.

“God damn them all.”

"I didn't vote for this! It's not my fault!" I know. I didn't vote for this shit either. But as a wise woman told me years ago; Just because it's not your fault doesn't mean it's not your responsibility.

Hey so just a heads up, this image is getting cgv'd over on tiktok

I found this shit yesterday in the clearance bin at my local Stop n Shop. It was little over $4. Y'all, I was so fucked up last night even the sleep paralysis demon felt it.