Matt

Matt

@itsmatt.bsky.social

Not on the rug, man

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Matt
@itsmatt.bsky.social

It’ll be funny standing next to a gas powered lamp in Old Town Alexandria with a giant emoji face staring at you from across the river

WJZ | CBS News Baltimore@cbsnewsbaltimore.bsky.social

Funding measures approved for Maryland's National Harbor Sphere

cbsnews.comFunding measures approved for Maryland's National Harbor SphereA plan to bring a massive, Las Vegas-style Sphere to Maryland's National Harbor moved forward Tuesday after the Prince George's County Council approved a series of funding measures for the more than $1.4 billion project.
Matt
@itsmatt.bsky.social

I really liked The Martian and Project Hail Mary! But Weir can’t write dialogue for shit and his ability to characterize is limited to what nerdy comebacks they can come up with

Matt
@itsmatt.bsky.social

Hard to believe that the guy who ran out the back of his own end zone has trouble with the concept of percentages

Arif Hasan, but NFL🔨⚒️🛠️@arif.bsky.social

a bunch of very stupid mcafee clips on the TL today but this one might be the stupidest. and worst of all i am taking his side while he acts catty and passive aggressive

Matt
@itsmatt.bsky.social

There is no indication the human experiment has been a success

MLB@mlbbot.bsky.social

THE BREWERS ARE 1 WIN AWAY FROM THEIR 1ST WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONSHIP 💍

Matt
@itsmatt.bsky.social

BREAKING: Mamdani plays bass in a prog metal band

Chris Sommerfeldt@c-sommerfeldt.bsky.social

New: Mayor Zohran Mamdani and a group of his friends have been secretly using the NYPD Police Academy’s gymnasium in Queens to play pickup basketball — scrambling some operations at the facility. w/ @grahamrayman.bsky.social & Joe Anuta www.politico.com/news/2026/10...

politico.comMamdani is using NYPD gym to host pickup basketball games with friendsThe choice of location has scrambled NYPD training operations, angering a police union and a Republican lawmaker.
Matt
@itsmatt.bsky.social

*bruised and shaken and limping* never daunted

Zach Osterman@zachosterman.bsky.social

FINAL: No. 6 Indiana defeats Michigan, 13-6, in overtime. Hoosiers survive to move to 7-1, 4-1 in Big Ten play. Minnesota at home on Halloween next weekend. #iufb

Matt
@itsmatt.bsky.social

Do you expect me to talk, Goldfinger? No, Mr Bond, I expect you to watch as your mom picks up the phone when you’re halfway through downloading SOAD_ZELDATHEME.mp3

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Matt
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Pausa de calentamiento

Donald Wine II@blazindw.bsky.social

#FIFA has officially awarded the 2028 Women's Club World Cup to the United States. The tournament will run January 5-30, 2028. #NWSL #USLSL

Matt
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*taps the sign*

Matt@itsmatt.bsky.social

Football should be at noon central, 3 central, or occasionally on Monday night. Sunday night and Thursday night games are an affront to god. I refuse to watch my team playing at those times out of principle

Matt
@itsmatt.bsky.social

I saw A Thing Called November open for Lagwagon at Warped Tour ‘96

Headquarters@headquartersnews.bsky.social

Trump: Saturday, October 31st, think of this, we have, uh... the election is... you gotta go out and vote. Then you have a thing called November

Matt
@itsmatt.bsky.social

Day 1 of the NBA season: another year of the Bulls adopting the thousand yard stare as their organizational philosophy

Matt
@itsmatt.bsky.social

“The goalie is a man who must achieve perfection 35 times in a night, and then be remembered forever for the 36th. There is no justice in this.” - Devin Cooley, probably

NHL (Bot)@notnhl.bsky.social

In Devin Cooley we trust... unconsciously! 🤣 (🎥: /NHLFlames & /Sportsnet)

Matt
@itsmatt.bsky.social

I love the use of “direct descendant” here, like a guy born in 1214 wouldn’t have millions of living descendants now

Jacob T. Levy@jacobtlevy.bsky.social

You've got to admire the commitment to the bit. Have we heard from the current Orléanist pretender?

Matt
@itsmatt.bsky.social

Great news everyone! I just imagined a guy getting drunk at a tavern in 1789 who says I’m right. Anyway, here’s why women can’t vote anymore…

Barred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie@audrelawdamercy.blacksky.app

if you were wondering whether Alito's book is an embarrassing crock of shit, I can now officially answer your question with a resounding yes ballsandstrikes.org/legal-cultur...

Matt
@itsmatt.bsky.social

This brings up an important question: why does Carter Hawkins still have a job

Jeff Passan Bot@jeffpassanbot.bsky.social

News: The Baltimore Orioles are hiring Jared Banner as general manager, sources tell ESPN. Banner, who was an assistant GM with the Cubs, joins Mike Elias in Baltimore’s leadership after nearly two decades working a range of executive jobs with the Cubs, Mets and Red Sox.

Matt
@itsmatt.bsky.social

Everyone who thinks this is charming for a billionaire: wait until George hounds the assistant coach after the game for the $25 he was paid for this

Da Bears@chicagobearsx.bsky.social

Matt Rodewald: George McCaskey is working the down marker at the Illinois Girls Flag Football State Quarterfinals this afternoon in Villa Park, IL.

Matt
@itsmatt.bsky.social

Everything can briefly fly

NBC News@nbcnews.com

Tesla unveils its new sports car which can briefly fly. CEO Elon Musk acknowledges that the car was not designed with safety as a primary priority.

Matt
@itsmatt.bsky.social

Yes the Dodgers spend the GDP of a small nation, but the Brewers are the most annoying collection of David Eckstein try hards

Matt
@itsmatt.bsky.social

The book ruled, definitely want to see this one

IGN@ign.com

The survival thriller Whalefall is one hell of a ride. Our review: https://bit.ly/4hWPs1t

Matt
@itsmatt.bsky.social

Me when the neighborhood guys start talking about golfing this past weekend

Hunter Dunn@hunterisntdunn.bsky.social

Trust me: whatever you’re doing right now is less important than watching this candidate interview. No spoilers, just trust:

Matt
@itsmatt.bsky.social

What? The people weren’t excited at the prospect of Phil Maton and Jordan Wicks out of the bullpen???

Bleacher Nation@bleachernation.bsky.social

Chicago Cubs Attendance Was Down Slightly in 2026 https://www.bleachernation.com/cubs/2026/10/13/chicago-cubs-attendance-was-down-slightly-in-2026/

Matt
@itsmatt.bsky.social

It’s simple: a balk is when you balk

"Le Chonk"@cdgoldstein.baseballprospectus.com

It's important to anyone trying to correct me/educate me here, that it's my firm belief no one knows what a balk is. Yes, even you telling me what it is

Matt
@itsmatt.bsky.social

Get this stupid asshole off my favorite baseball team

Kate Burns@katerqburns.bsky.social

The first drop of speakers for AM Fest 2026. Spencer Pratt lmao. Also note Gad Saad in case anyone was wondering if they are doubling down on their pro-Israel stance.

Matt
@itsmatt.bsky.social

I don’t people should use a roulette wheel to decide who they’re voting for

Washington Post Data Team@wpdatateam.bsky.social

Jen Hernandez, and people like her, may just decide who controls Congress this year. Hernandez, 43, is Mexican-American, millennial, married, and lives in a small city in Colorado. In 2016, she voted for comedian Roseanne Barr. In 2020, she backed Biden, and in 2024 Jill Stein. 🧵

Matt
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✨and there’s a deep ✨ ✨drive into left field✨ ✨by Castellanos, it will ✨ ✨ be a home run. ✨ ✨ ✨ ✨ ✨ ✨ ✨✨✨ ✨✨✨

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Matt
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Sure Tyson Bagent is playing like shit, but Caleb Williams was sad when he thought he was severely injured, so it’s impossible to say who’s the better quarterback