Miranda Marie

Miranda Marie

@itsmirdaaa.bsky.social

NFL and Politics, Mostly 🗣️ Sports(GoPackGo🧀/Hokies🦃) Funny things. Fitness. Human rights. Beer. Reality TV. YOLO’ing.Those are a few of my favorite things. Ally always 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️✊🏼❤️ RVA 📍

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Denny Carter
@dennycarter.bsky.social

“Sir, we booked two of the biggest loser QBs of all time and a guy who once caught passes from Tom Brady for fifteen minutes.”

Ethan@ethanhamm.bsky.social

No football player resonates more with the youth than Colt McCoy

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The Fighting Gobbler
@thefightingobbler.bsky.social

WERE TAKING IT BACK

The Fighting Gobbler@thefightingobbler.bsky.social

My working theory based on zero research is that only one of Clemson or Virginia Tech can be good at any particular point in time. They took the mojo from us in the 2011 ACCCG and then again in 2016. Biggest sign that VT *may* be back on the rise is Clemson receding.

Miranda Marie
@itsmirdaaa.bsky.social

LMAOOOO yea im sure Ossoff cries himself to sleep nightly because he doesn’t rock 2X Pull-Ups on the regular. Just shut the fuck up, dude.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Trump mocks Ossoff for having "tiny arms and legs" (Who wants to tell him?)

Miranda Marie
@itsmirdaaa.bsky.social

I hate being a white woman some days because of cunts like her

The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social

“Abdul El-Sayed’s middle name is Mohammed… Why doesn’t he share his real name?” “What’s Mike Rogers’ middle name?” “🤷🏼‍♀️”

Miranda Marie
@itsmirdaaa.bsky.social

In my nephew’s snack bag @ t-ball (4yo) Stop. Pushing. Religion. You. Freaks. I told my brother to put mini pride flags when they do snacks. But contrary to Christian bullshit rhetoric, people don’t push LGBTQ lifestyle down anyone’s throat. It’s quite the opposite. Holy shit where’s the Tylenol

Miranda Marie
@itsmirdaaa.bsky.social

Just blame Joe Bottomin

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Q: Your ambassador to Turkey just said that 'absolutely, there could a strike on Iran this weekend.' Have you gone back on holding off until after the midterms? TRUMP: If that's the case, I don't know anything about it

Miranda Marie
@itsmirdaaa.bsky.social

Naming my next child Charles

Awful Announcing@awfulannouncing.bsky.social

Charles Barkley: "Should we be standing this close to Shaq?... He's been hanging out with Kash Patel. That's dangerous." Ernie Johnson: "Oooh! Ooooh! Oh, I didn't know you were going there. But I should have known you would."

Miranda Marie
@itsmirdaaa.bsky.social

“What’s the republican strategy ahead of midterms, sir?” “Let’s objectify men every single night and talk about their meaty asses.”

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Trump: "I'm studying his body. I've never studied the body of a man before. It's not my thing. Nothing wrong with it, of course. But it's never been my thing. But I looked at his ass. I said, 'His ass, shit, it's like a pile of muscle.' Then I looked at his legs and I said, 'Man, his feet are big.'"

Miranda Marie
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Jason B. Hirschhorn@byjbh.bsky.social

Packers OC Adam Stenavich on fixing the run game: "Josh [Jacobs] will definitely help, for sure. He's an excellent player, and he'll provide some good spark for our offense. So, I'm excited about that. But we just all need to do a better job."

Miranda Marie
@itsmirdaaa.bsky.social

Clearly, I don’t get out much but what is with the no bag policy at Capital One Arena? Taking my daughter to a concert there and how the hell do I not bring a bag??????