Hi I'm Nemo

Bluesky has four kinds of users

I will accept more dogshit in a Caesar salad than genAI in a game

A Link to the Past would be different with Kira in Zelda's place One, the game would have started with Agahnim breaking down your door in the night and pleading, "oh god oh god please you have to hide me, she's hunting me" My instruments cannot predict the incredible new timeline further than this

Normal Brain: Kingdom Hearts should go to Coco Genius Brain: Kingdom Hearts should go to Zootopia Ultimate Brain: Kingdom Hearts should go to Iron Man, because Disney owns that King of Kings and Lord of Lords Brain:

I do feel we lost something as a society when we stopped saying "its the nineties" to indicate something was culturally very wild and unusual BUT that we were not particularly affected and in fact kind of approved of it

When you buy dinner at a place you're buying a thing, you eat the thing and go about your way But when you buy *soda* at a place, you're buying a right. A right to drink whatever amount of soda that you're brave or mentally unwell enough to drink These are very different purchases, so pay attention!

The way you know magic is real is that Santa has not been arrested courtesy of a suburban white person Without magic his ass would be in a federal prison doing 10-20 within twenty minutes

Every so often I think about Kasidy Yates doing arms dealing, betraying Starfleet openly, and getting TWO YEARS of prison Everyone is horrified, two years is such a brutal sentence to them And I have to pause, because their world is so different from ours She's back in time to marry Sisko by S7

Look once someone called him "Gamestop, the Man," it was all over for the Jace token You can make me Empower Jace but you cannot make me respect him #Nemoart

The computer is very powerful, we would be wise to respect it!

The rednecks are getting in on the bottom surgery game

Cartoon wolves used to be horny for human women. But now human women are horny for cartoon wolves. The reason? Woke.

Look once someone called him "Gamestop, the Man," it was all over for the Jace token You can make me Empower Jace but you cannot make me respect him #Nemoart

I do this all the time. It really works! You should try it!

Hand-made and full of sad, I have #ebooks for sale. Queer horrors and fantasy what might be erotic: amberreinke.itch.io Queer erotic horrors what might be fantasy: lottieflocks.itch.io

www.videogameschronicle.com/news/sega-wa... Life could have been a dream.......

The youths these days need to know about Wuzzles

They used to be there. Now they're here.

Can't believe I'm the first to get to this.

I don't want to sit in the Chair That Makes You Sit Up Straight but my back hurts too much from recent shrimp behavior, this is the burden of Nemo

I saw the words "Golden Path" and started having Tunic PTSD flashbacks, I am currently knocking off cans and shit off a grocery store shelf to reveal secret holy runes, Loss Prevention is coming (Don't worry I have a broom I will prevail)

it must be so difficult to act with a character who you can’t even see. thankfully, Foghorn is just that talented

Y'know its weird that SatAM fans are always asking "where's Sally, where's Antoine" and AoStH fans are never asking "Where are Scratch and Grounder" I think its because in some sense, Scratch and Grounder live in the hearts of every good person And one day they will escape Ha-ha ha-haaaaaaaaaaaa

I saw another four page shitpost Sonic ttrpg again and I have to sleep for three days now If you wanna say "you go build the game" just say it, don't charge money to have me build the thing

When you're with your friends who have been taking estradiol for a few months now, and you wanna let them know you support them as both their friend AND the Avatar of the Eight Virtues #tdov

There has been some confusion among the people as to how the Furry Theme Months go, so I'm here to help! Skunkuary Skunkuary II Skunk March Skunkpril Skunk May Skunkune Skunkly (but you say it like "skunk-lie" not "skunkly") Skunkust Skunktember Skunktober Skunkvember Skunkcember (Skunk Christmas)

Every day I wonder "is today the day I buy the Paris Hilton knife set?" Every day so far the answer has been no. But I do think about it every day. One day the answer won't be no.

I am still convinced that Krokodil is a pokemon I know its mostly a russian crack variant that makes your skin fucked up and leathery like a crocodile But it can and is both

Normal Brain: Kingdom Hearts should go to Coco Genius Brain: Kingdom Hearts should go to Zootopia Ultimate Brain: Kingdom Hearts should go to Iron Man, because Disney owns that King of Kings and Lord of Lords Brain:

We're very dead at the Magic the Gathering function, the rest of the pod don't know Grixis player hits a turn four Great Intelligences Plan into Expropriate. Votes: Time, time, time, money. I hate it here

There comes a time in every human's life where they realize that My Cousin Vinnie might be their favorite movie instead of something cool or tough. And there comes a time in every human's life where they accept that that might be OK.

Some people have a 4-star Lovander because its Very Funny that it kisses people that don't want to be kissed Some people have a 4-star Lovander because 9% life steal + 5% from Immortality + 5% from Vampiric is endgame-viable Some people are both kinds of people And they are braver than the troops

Whoever decided that the L2 and R2 buttons should be used for primary attack layouts should be put in a jail for 22 years "It's like a gun, you press R2 and shoot your gun, it's thematic" 23 years

Restless sleep, I am wracked by troubled dreams where I am attacked and harried by an evil ghost with a fat ass

BURGERWATCH UPDATE: They miscategorized it as a drive thru order and it sat up there for 40 minutes It's ok they're making a new one, I know everyone was very worried

Guys I really don't mean to be the white guy in the room but I don't think a BK order should take 30 minutes unless it requires a hammer and nails to construct

Is it perhaps they are being hunted by THE FUCKEN DEVIL

I do not need it I do not need it I do not need it

EDH Influencers Stop Trying To Get Me To Play Cube Challenge: Difficulty Level [Impossible] If I wanted to spend 200 hours culturing a good time for 6-8 people with a broken-ass game from Wizards of the Coast I would simply run D&D 3.5 for them

You! On the telephone Experience Bij

Is she... y'know... [indicating transness by a Fallout New Vegas-like hand gesture]

I'm not sure why people are out in force saying "I don't get the appeal of Palworld" and then wantng me to justify my interest You had three years to figure out whether "Breath of the Wild With Friendship Animals" was something you were interested in, I am no longer available for explanations

It is crazy that the four directions in Subnautica 2 are Treeward, Edgeward, Turnwise, and Widdershins

I think its the reflecting pool situation that really blew the lid off of things regarding old school conspiracies like Area 51 or the Men in Black or chemtrails for me Bitch these fools can't get mold out of a big swimming pool, how are they gonna contain an entire alien spacecraft, be serious now

"Beatboxing Puppy" is a valid Stand name