Rev

In case you are on the fence, this is my official endorsement of cats. Cats: they're good pets

Please stand by I am purchasing a Monster energy drink at the local Ross

Protests aren't campaign rallies for the midterms. People going to the protests can and should demand things from their representatives

I just talked to the Gays of Hormuz. They're feeling a little neglected

Writing a fanfic of katabasis where the MC is bad at school. It lasts 3 pages

One of the most radicalizing realizations for people who work with the material culture is that better things aren't just possible, they aren't even that hard

I will never issue a gentle reminder. All of my reminders are post it notes on bricks thrown through windows. My friends all have personal Safelite reps

Every morning I wake up and contemplate my orb. I fathom it's ancient mysteries. Then I go online,

Going to the black market barbershop for an illegal trim

Many people have the right idea but are very bad at making posts. I am muting them with the biggest amount of charity I can muster

Every time someone inspects your passport they should be required to stamp it. TSA should at least give us pretty pictures

Every day, I post a short poem. My latest is inspired by current events: outofstyle00.wordpress.com/2026/01/04/j...

If your sentence exceeds 50 words or three lines on the page, you may be required to diagram it by a court of law

If you like poetry, check out this sonnet about feeling overrun: wp.me/pfyiuK-pT

No human has an intuitive understanding of left and right. This is something only avians possess

The shutdown was an excuse, not a reason, to go after SNAP. SNAP recipients have to re-apply either every 6 months or year. Onerous process, with almost no fraud. There are no shutdown-related requirement for SNAP renewal. But it would predictably result in low-income families going hungry.

I'm at a sporting event, and everyone here is doing a song and dance number about their new medication. I'm dreading the side effect breakdowns

RIP J G Ballard you would have had a field day with the world in 2025

Ok, it's time to unite this divided country. Time to acknowledge our shared values. It's time to release a Princess Bride Prequel miniseries on Amazon Prime

Every day I log on and read an awful news story and people are like, "are you surprised?" Yes, I am surprised. I'm Always surprised. I'm the guy from memento

My inner eye is open. The fates have spoken to me. This is a matter of grave importance: In 3 decades, working out will be seen as wimpy. The most manly past time will be playing with yoyos

Who up checking on they gyres

Women are human beings, equal to men, and should be treated with dignity as fellow children of God. Any Christian that says otherwise is preaching heresy, and should stop before Christ departs from them.

My most controversial opinion to date: cyclists are cool

I have found the perfect negotiation strategy: give up preemptively

What the fuck is an Ode. Someone needs to answer for their crimes

MAGA: Why isn't Trump releasing the Epstein files? Is it all over? Resist Libs: Comment 'TACO TUESDAY' if you know why Trump isn't releasing the Epstein files 😏😏😏 Breadtubers: Why everyone in Breadtube is fake and should be unalived (4:38:21)

The futurists sure did publish a lot of manifestos, huh

Poker face S3E1: POKERFACE: Ah yes, your convenient excuse of not remembering things since the incident, the, ah, whole tabula rasa of it all. But I'm sure you remember the little stroll around the pond last night, don't you? A LITERAL DUCK: Quack POKERFACE: Bullshit!

Long COVID is to wellness influencers as the civil war was to psychics

More people should sing and dance their feelings out while walking places

Can you climb to heaven on a mountain made of people you murdered? Some White House officials are saying yes.

One day, we won't have to defend trans people. We'll be able to celebrate when they come out, and everyone will be joyful

Fun fact, this story about an AI acting like a human and causing a divorce was written around 6 years ago. It's hardly science fiction anymore! outofstyle00.wordpress.com/2025/06/16/s...

People need to reclaim manifestos. I want to read a cafeteria worker's manifesto decrying spaghetti. Give me a manifesto about remastering video games. I want bullet points on proper barbershop quartet etiquette followed by "Long live the people! Down with the open fifth!"

All of these current events are making it very difficult to focus on finding cool art

Check out this short story about a possible affair with an AI: outofstyle00.wordpress.com/2025/06/16/s...

"Oh no the people around me can't take a joke!!" You know who else bombed their set? That's right, Jesus Christ

Everyone online wants clicks, so I've been clicking on everything I can. My computer runs like something from 1992 and my company's IT department hates me

I have a question which can only be answered by the lying machine. We really dropped the ball when we made that the arbiter of all information

Both of my enemies are fighting over the controls to the super eviscerator deluxe 5000. I don't think I need to step in. Surely one of them won't turn the super eviscerator deluxe 5000 on me after they're done

Logging on and seeing 80+ yr olds trying to use hip new slang to spread funny politics memes is psychic warfare against me specifically

Fuck it, religious post. A little known tenet of Christianity is that we aren't going back to a "perfect" past, but moving forward towards a redemptive future, something far better than we can even imagine. We are doing this with God. When I'm exhausted by today's suffering, I try to remember that

Trying to remind myself that we live in the first day of the future. Ruin isn't inevitable

Decided to cook everything low and slow now. Hamburgers take 6 hours, minimum. Pancakes are heated gently overnight. Sushi? You'd better believe --