William Stone

Have beaten the saddest story in six words by a whopping three words. Next stop, Stevenage

Weird rabbit

Temu Heath Ledger

Soylent Green is pupils

Young people won't remember this but before the internet if you wanted to buy a birthday card you had to go all the way into town to the Moonpig shop.

Can you guess the film from one still?

Closing this show tonight in Bristol. Oh and tacos! www.headfirstbristol.co.uk/whats-on/the...

1985 called, it wants you to know it is now sentient and can use a phone

What's the correct way to drink tea? William Stone explains ...

The top 10 comedians to watch in Edinburgh that perform regularly in zone 1 which you travelled from to get there

First in a new series of informational videos for our confusing times

Crap. Forgot to send mum a bin day card

I'm so glad Aldi s now on deliveroo. So hungover today and really fancied some mini traffic cones and a security camera

My advice to new stand ups would be to try being two men talking absolute drivel practically laying down on a sofa

My job has sadly been replaced by AI. So just putting the feelers out of anyone needs someone to drink 10billion gallons of water a day

If anything I feel worse for reading self esteem for dummies

If anything I feel worse for reading self esteem for dummies

It's nice when people get treble clef tattoos so you don't have to ask them if they're one of those people who like music

"it should have been me!" I screamed, being dragged out of the church. And to this day have never been invited to another funeral

"it should have been me!" I screamed, being dragged out of the church. And to this day have never been invited to another funeral

Anyone here good at maths? My dog broke our mirror and I'm trying to figure out how long he's gonna have bad luck

Anyone here good at maths? My dog broke our mirror and I'm trying to figure out how long he's gonna have bad luck

The man : follow the rules Me : 😎

Doing a one-off show during the Brighton Fringe next month, which I've appropriately decided to do in Brighton.

Tell me you studied mime without telling me you studied mime

I heard from a reliable source that Wes Streeting claps at the end of soundcheck

Nice to wake up to a compliment from O2 albeit with terrible grammar

Wait what?! There isn't already a biopic about William Stone? Crazy, but true. If you're at @machcomedyfest.bsky.social this weekend come see why there should be at 12pm on Saturday. machcomedyfest.ticketsolve.com/ticketbooth/...

Is there a German word for the disappointment you feel when you've psyched yourself up for an argument with someone who's sat in your reserved seat on a train but when you get there it's unoccupied?

Doing a one-off show during the Brighton Fringe next month, which I've appropriately decided to do in Brighton.

When I get to 1M followers I will release this free winamp skin

My first pro writing job was for Buzzfeed. You won’t believe what I did next

I have many strange peccadillos. I try my best to hide them as my landlord doesn't allow pets

Heard your dad is voting reform cos he was eating a fillet-o -fsh and "found a massive chunk of halal in it"

Tonight’s gig in the historic city of London

This August I'll be doing my first proper Fringe run in seven years. My show is called Backchannel. justified by suffering, refined through effort and perfected by accident. the show is about trust. and if you break mine ill break your head in half i swear to god www.seanmorl.com/fringe26

Just nipping to strait of Hormuz anyone need owt?

Yesterday, but its a film about what it would be like if the film Yesterday was never made.

Finally went to see Waiting For Godot. Expected a longer queue.

Still can't believe this but last weekend in IKEA I bumped Into Jurgen Klopp! Even for them that's a weird name for a bookcase

Spotted some of my design work in the wild

Pronouncing Gideon like Pigeon

Thought I just saw John Carpenter in Brighton Jubilee Library, which to be fair to me, is the kind of thing he would do.

Tough choice, I know, but I don’t make the rules machcomedyfest.co.uk/show/2026/wi...

Guy who did an open mic once five years ago explains comedy

The man : follow the rules Me : 😎

Guy who did an open mic once five years ago explains comedy

Will Smith doesn't have to cuss on his bluesky to sell tickets but I do so flip him and flip you too