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Feeling overwhelmed? Have an echidna.

US live streaming firing squad executions @theageaustralia.bsky.social www.theage.com.au/world/north-...

#BirdOfTheDay #Raptors an osprey, through a cheap clip-on lens. Just don't zoom in too much. 😄

Painfully slow or unreliable SAAS systems are more correctly called TYTAAS (Twiddling-Your-Thumbs-As-A-Service). Any resemblance between the procurer of the TYTAAS solution and the pronunciation of the term TYTAAS is purely coincidental.

FTFY.

Hello FIFA, I just want to find 5 goals. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Step 1. Rename the Gulf of Mexico (again) to "the Strait of Hormuz" Step 2. Blockade any ships going to Iranian ports there MISSION ACCOMPLISHED

BREAKING: Angus Taylor has revealed how his plan to limit immigration to people who don't "hate our way of life" will work

While waiting at the pie shop I figured I had nothing better to do than a 5 minute browse of the daily tele. Since they had nothing else. What a fucking waste of time that was. Next time I'll just read a napkin - it'll make more sense.

Santoss made an ad for the 2026 Tour Down Under and it's surprsingly honest and informative! 🚴🚴‍♂️🚴‍♀️

hope 2026 is not as 2025 as 2025 was

I love the new Cracker Barrel logo! 🧡 #EpsteinFiles

What item of clothing did #BruceLehrmann leave behind this time?

Bad news days for AI and everyone who slops it. 'If your incredible business idea – key word here, business – is to bake cakes for sale and then you complain that you have to pay for eggs and flour then I have some terrible news about your business idea and also quite possibly your soul and brain.'

The important thing about a reactor on the moon is that Donald Trump is all over the the Epstein list

Quite hilarious watching Foreign Minister Penny Wong squirm on 7:30 as she struggles to think of someone else qualified to answer a question that falls squarely in the dead centre of her portfolio. Clearly instructed to tie herself in knots to avoid giving the real answer, obvious as it is. #auspol

I haven't had much to laugh about lately, but finally some news is giving me genuine belly laughs... and even a cheeky tear or 2. Yesterday it was the amazing video of the #MarchForHumanity taken from the train. Here is today's.

Danny Lim signal strength 📶 www.theguardian.com/media/2025/j...

Did he also fall out of his car window? www.theguardian.com/world/2025/j...

Origami possum #ringtail #possum #wildlife

And so far, thankfully, no pig of a man in the media has mentioned "dying of shame". Or chaff bags, for that matter.

When water is cooled below 0°C, it goes through a phase transition from "liquid" to "woke".

The chicken has been decapitated, macerated, incinerated, and the ashes buried 100 feet down. There's no entrails to read. #auspol

Well. Campaign done

Oh lordy, Jacinta Price. What a fiasco. Just a melange of slogans. Literally saying Aboriginal people should be heard after helping to defeat The Voice.

In all fairness, Jacinta did just 'Make Australia Great Again'. #AusPol #AusVotes2025 #AustraliaVotes #BinNight

I will never forgive Alan Kohler for "He said, Xi said".

NEW FROM TWININGS. High notes of shrill dog-whistling perfectly complement undertones of racism. The powerful aroma of a political coverup. A lingering aftertaste of curtailed civil liberties. #auspol

Dutton Follows Trump by Announcing 10% Tariff on All Australian Imports Into Australia

"Australia election 2025 live: Dutton hints at cuts to ABC if he finds ‘waste’" 'waste' is of course code for 'any reporting of government corruption, corporate welfare, climate change, environment, science, racism, fairness, DEI, anything woke, or anything embarrassing to the LNP'. #auspol

From bunkering down in mansions to using yachts as life boats, Peter Dutton has tips for everyday Aussies during this trying time chaser.com.au/newsletter/d...

China could probably just fake some papers, walk into any place they wanted, say they're with DOGE, and walk off with all the hard drives. And *nobody* would be the wiser. Next thing you know, the power grid goes down across the whole country and China demands we surrender to turn it back on.

Darn right I'll join the #BlueskyUkrainePeaceTalk and having previously worked with a great team of Ukrainians, I know I speak for them when I vote that Russia should totally fuck right off out of Ukraine forthwith.

Hey, if Russia and the US can just arbitrarily decide to hold peace talks about Ukraine without Ukraine, can anyone? Because, fuck it, I’m hereby declaring *myself* host of a #BlueskyUkrainePeaceTalk and I vote Russia gets the fuck out Ukraine immediately. Who’s in?

Hilarious that the same people/media outlets beating the drum to eradicate 18C are now backing criminal (!!) penalties for hate speech.

Hoo boy. Anyone else smell that? #corpseflower #auspol

Has he thought of checking out Elon?