Izzy

Izzy

@izzyplurm.bsky.social

Absolutely terrible and very entertaining. Coffee is better with oat milk. Trans rights are human rights 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ she/her

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My cats are blaming me for the weather and they currently resent my existence. I will sleep with one eye open tonight

Rewatching Widow’s Bay because what else is a single girl to do on a Saturday (I’d rather be doing this than anything else tbf)

Tooth update: the infection has spread into my jaw and glands (I hate that word) so MOAR antibiotics and inability to eat for another week 🎉🎉🎉🎉

My eldest had to have his (formerly my mum’s) 16 year old cat put to sleep today and gifted my cats a bed. Someone has taken full advantage

Latest with my tooth issues is that I have a swollen gland under my jaw that is both visible and painful. Amazing. Gonna look like this dude

This lad just strolled in, having been missing for a few months, fat and chatty. Still wearing his collar. I’d like to know where the fuck he has been

My previously slipped disc appears to have slipped from doing nothing so yay! Go me! My cat celebrated this by bringing in and releasing a mouse that has scurried off somewhere in the house and I can’t do anything to find it <releases a million heart shaped balloons>

My daughter went into her first appt with the MH Practitioner at her GP surgery. Within 3 seconds of setting eyes on her, the prac asked ‘so have you been diagnosed with ADHD?’. So that’s definitely 2, probably 3 neurodivergent children I’ve birthed #skills

My daughter is pretty much the poster child for ADHD and dyspraxia. Pure chaos, noise and a genuinely funny delight from the moment she was born

I’m trying to watch something on ITVX and a) it’s a shit, glitchy app and b) THE FUCKING ADVERTS. Gambling, gambling, shit food, gambling

Just made a huge batch of fat American pancakes for my tiny babies who are too young to cook (they are 17 and 21). I am best mummy ever apparently, but I am pretty sure this was already public knowledge. Nigella Express pancakes btw. Make up the dry mix and keep for when a feast is required

Seeing Middlesbrough all over the news for the grimmest reasons makes me sad. Yes, it’s a shithole but it’s been fucked over for decades and left to rot. I know so many incredible teessiders who’d give you their shoes on a wet day, I live on the edge of the most beautiful countryside and beaches ❤️❤️

Life is shit so I’m making a beetroot curry as we need more pink in our lives. Even the next day when our digestive system has worked

Been to see The Odyssey today and I thought it was fucking incredible. I don’t need to hear dissenting opinions thank you very much.

I don’t watch tv much and never terrestrial unless eg: Olympics/World Cup. Not for snobby reasons, I watch films and specific shows occasionally. Watching a film on itv in my hotel room and by Christ, the fucking adverts are doing my actual balls in

I’m in Leeds, in a big hotel room by myself. My daughter was very concerned about leaving me alone. There is a gorgeous wine bar next door, an excellent shop opposite, no one has asked me what’s for tea and I’m not being harassed by cats. I may never leave.

The homeschooled kid who did his GCSEs at college got his results today (excellent) and is starting a levels in September. The kid who couldn’t cope with school and being bullied for just being himself. So fucking proud.

Nervously washed the newly mod shag hair this morning as I have never been good at actually styling hair. Hairclipped my fringe as hairdresser advised, blasted the rest with a bit of heat and chucked some hair oil on. The Gods bless having naturally thick wavy hair, for it shall always look GREAT

A plethora of amazing food I could have for my tea, but I’ve eaten 3/4 of a Higgedy quiche I wasn’t sure I liked. I ate the other 1/4 yesterday. So there’s that.