J Cuevas

For what it's worth, as political as I get sometimes, I do make casting announcements on this account 😂 It's just been a comedy of delays on several projects I'm in. I've been sitting on an upcoming announcement for two years, even. *Second attempt as I was autocorrected to nonsensical results.

As a new citizen, nothing like a good old "our supremely corporate candidate has 𝘯𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 good to show after a term! But what are you gonna do? Vote for the other guy?" Democratic hostage strategy to get me started on the agony that is voting in this country 🥰

For the first time in my life, I'm watching Sharknado. All this time, when my husband quoted it, I legitimately thought he said, "Semper Piranhas" instead of "Semper Paratus".

I have unlocked a new level: the "almost sipped from my stew while microwaving my soda" need for coffee.

Nothing like signing an oddly specific NDA that makes you want to know the outrageous story behind a couple of the sections of the agreement. (I've queued this post for a few months to not clue anyone in on what project this is about)

I'm now a citizen but I still have to wrap my mind about things in this country. There's a word for "existing without someone profiting off of it", and it turns out that this "loitering" deal is PENALIZED in non-park areas?! What the…

Soooktober is a holiday in the Cuevas household, and I'm back this year as well. Always up for characters and plots where people aren't just "good vs bad", and this time I'm voicing Maurizio! The ̶k̶i̶n̶d̶ ̶ n̶i̶c̶e̶ ̶ u̶n̶d̶e̶r̶s̶t̶a̶n̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶ ✨An important character✨ you'll find in Pain Siphon!

Had dinner at a conveyor belt hot pot and ate like an anaconda; accordingly, I also feel like it'll take me a few days to digest everything…

It warms my heart to know "The Prince is a 10, but…" has become a beloved game for a surprising of people. Unfortunately that comes with risks. Someone has decided to make a copy of the page with an unknown file to download the game. Please exercise caution. bsky.app/profile/beau...

Today's the last day to donate blood and get a Hello Kitty Red Cross exclusive keychain. I just earned mine!

After solo videos, we premiere with two Ernesto group greetings! As always, it's fun to step into this old little guy's shoes. Thank you for asking more questions an–– CAN IT BE? OH MY GOD IT IS––IT'S ERNESTO ̶W̶I̶T̶H̶ ̶A̶ ̶S̶T̶E̶E̶L̶ ̶C̶H̶A̶I̶R̶ IN A SWIMSUIT youtu.be/d2WgN1WHYpA And youtu.be/THwwM2MeySY

Yesterday's hike only reinforced my desire to be the witch that lives in a hut in the middle of nowhere.

Tried gnamakoudji and a full jollof rice meal last night. Where were these things all my life?!

The lady that owns the Korean restaurant keeps playing favorites: I'm always given way more fruit than other customers while waiting for the meal (or me and Dani if both of us are picking it up). I think I've been adopted 😂

I was about to grab a drink but I guess I'll stay here and dehydrate now.

Apparently entering my "face now demands expensive skincare" era.

My body refuses to admit I'm losing vision in one eye so it does a lot of auto-correct. If I'm not 100% focused on every letter of every word, my brain will just throw in random crap. From the last 24 hours: "Sent from Samsung Galaxy Trombone" "Traveler's catheter" (it's…Crater…?)

After becoming a citizen my life has changed so much. I was holding on to so much stress that I've been needing more sleep than normal, my workout routine has to adapt, and I decided to retake reading as a hobby. Pity that Awaken Online isn't easy to get as physical books over here.

The paucity of design ideas for homes built after 1990.JEEZ. Architects realized Americans *needed* to one-up their neighbor's cars. GARAGES(ever-growing by the year)dominate the forefront. Banished to the baaack is the "front" door, hidden behind two short trees. Don't wanna look at garages, man

I know I have my slow learner¹ moments but I just had a "wait, the acting workout's advice from weeks ago means I could…" moment. I think I beat my personal record. 1 I never include "learning social cues" because some things make sense to my neuro-spicy brain decades after they happened.

I've had devs reach out to me because of my proficiency with a Castilian accent. I'm not sure of who's spreading the word, but thank you!

DANI: You're such a little aristocrat. ME: I was just lamenting there's not a single place that sells crepes Suzette in this state! It's not like I'm asking for top notch Croquembouche––oooh, now there's a thought! Croquem––AHEM. Never mind.

I've seen a dev team work their butts off for over two years (and I wasn't even brought into the project on the first casting wave). They deserve that this one REALLY takes off. Also, I deserve a tub of ice cream for being so patient about my NDA.

My good luck continues! Just noticed a spider jumped into my kettle and boiled itself to death in my coffee water I used it for very expensive coffee beans 😭

Okay. So the remodel process isn't over and I have a construction noise-caused headache. But we got to have dinner at a local Italian place at least.

Changing my windows, they cut my coax cable. Comcast would take too long so I repaired it myself. Then they secured the windows and messed up the cable. Again. So I fixed it. Again. My Netgear router decided to factory reset itself and now I must go back to forwarding ports for SourceConnect.

My coworkers heard I became a citizen, so they threw me a themed celebration. Can you guess it?

Officially a US citizen!

I forget how insecure the average guy is. Sales clerk was looking for a way to gently let me know that the shades I was trying on were from the ladies' section. The average men's clothing and accessory section tends to be extremely bland and I'm not limiting myself to that 😂

I just had an AI agent call me to verify a few items. Being forced to speak with something you know is mimicking a living being is so disgusting.

Summer schedules mean earlier starting hours for me… and I keep forgetting to toggle my facial expressions on before arriving at the office…

Yes! Red flag fox man is back (voiced by yours truly)~

A coworker did not just try to "you'll understand when you feel the need to have kids" me. Ma'am, I'm of prostate-screening age, I'm pretty sure I'd know if I wanted children.

"No description had been added to this video." And none is needed! 😂 People have interesting ideas for Ernesto, I'll say that much youtu.be/QUJErzRMpGI

I, for one, an grateful to GenAI in games. I have a tight gaming budget, and instantly discarding titles (especially expensive ones) means easier decisions and more indie games for me!

I lied. I couldn't resist it and tried one of them on.

My most dramatic outfits to date just arrived!!! ...aaand I'm so busy so I can't try them today.

I just called an outfit a "skin". I need to touch some grass.

It finally happened. I made a service call for a printer despite my objections. We got a bill for a tech to come, look at it and say, "nothing's wrong, check the software," like I said would happen. But people at the office were adamant because they "aSkEd cHaTgPt aNd iT sAiD…"

Citizenship in July. Finally.

Google must've gotten fed up with our lack of compliance and now "-ai" on search does not stop the useless AI Overview from showing up. Google alternatives, anyone?

Queso+Tortilla = Quesadilla Queso+Pajeon = Quejeon..? IDK what to call it but my husband looked at me like I was disrespecting ancestors across continents. I... think it's delicious.

Nothing like having to fill a clearly AI-generated survey asking to prioritize (effort vs impact) a bunch of financial features…a third of which aren't even applicable to our department. Then excitedly telling us they were gonna "copilot the results" to optimize how we work. [SIGHHHHH]

It's funny that my family asks for updates because I live close to the store in question, like I could just walk up there and be like, "yo, what's the latest development?" 😂

Update: She must've been told what happened! Today she had a mischievous expression and said, "kyō wa dō desuka?" offering cookies. …of all the languages 😂… "Kyō mō, kukkī wo nimai, onegaishimasu." I replied, showing two fingers to clue her in. The caretaker looked at me like "NO FUCKING WAY".