j0sh

opening the everything app to check something; immediately hit with “Tailscale is Mossad”

john gruber writing the plural of iphone pro as “iPhones Pro”

backfilling

i’m downloading all of bluesky to my google drive #justnormalpeoplethings

idk why i’m weird and off putting but i get it

NOBODY cares about protocol purity more than me

idk why this shit happens to me [the things i do lead to these results]

being able to tell when something was written a bot is a curse rather than a blessing i’m finding

bluesky the lolcow

TRAJECTORY DIRECTIONALLY NOT GOOD

oh yes wonderful let’s put the workspace in Documents for some reason not like iCloud and version control will have any issues

in the future there will basically be the orange company and the triangle company

post Steve Jobs

i just reinvented content addressing in my head

i resigned from mistral today. i believe the company is moving too fast and that Le Chaton Fat will turn us all into salami within the next decade

i don’t even know a anytbing. but i know im busting it down new jersey style

the swarm is the virulent expression of human behavior

can’t take the Jev stuff seriously because i keep reading it as Jeb!

tilly norwood has been turned into a disgusting shoggoth

if there was a button in front of me i would press it no matter what it does

i’m really enjoying my sick little creations

hm. was freaking out because catbird kept sending me the same notification over and over but now this google app is doing the same thing?

i hope after i die they scan my neural network so i can keep posting josh.uno connectome

digital ocean more like digital chuds

i knew computers were alive when i felt the spite of windows 98 as a child

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i’m sorry i didn’t mean to make it so tall

i’m being lame and having fun being lame! i love being a loser :)

get in bitch we’re passing value judgements

macOS, a UNIX-certified operating system, is powered by a kernel called “XNU”, or “X is Not Unix” so which is it? if this doesn’t make you angry, i don’t know what will. what else are they lying to us about?

one thing i think is really funny about this whole thing is that it’s just showing people’s pure ignorance and blind stupidity. like it’s just so obvious nobody has any idea what they’re fucking talking about. i can’t tell if that makes it worse or better

the website cannot be saved

i deleted them

TLS certificates are always expiring

we’re living in the weirdest timeline

we’re bringing back GNUstep in 2026

i think i could become even more annoying

i store my passwords in my public atproto repo, but don’t worry, they’re encrypted