james hawkins

like shooting phish in a barrel

POV you've spent the last 47 minutes working with ChatGPT on a hallucinated assumption

it's finally here my ranking of every one of my subagents happy to go into detail

romance novel of two agents from different model providers communicating only through heating and cooling their shared CPU

a monk just broke his lifelong vow of silence to ask me for the prompt i used to make my personal website

they doubted Einstein in his time too

you should be changing all your passwords. to make this easier, i've generated a few secure ones you can use: - dsfb98ugqeru98bf - 23498gernlkjfsdj23r1 - agdf789adfg978adfs798 - 4

"the perfect sandbox doesn't exi-"

imagine hopping on a quick call at 4:59 on a Friday right here

technical founders trying to announce the birth of their child without captioning the post “hello world”

dunno why everyone was freaking out yesterday

did you know that offline, physical backups of the cloud exist across the country? it's true: these buildings (called "data centers") hold 1:1 replicas of everything stored in the cloud, just in case pretty neat!

if you guys think AI is cool, just wait until the enterprise finds out about it in 2032

"Apple doesn't innovate" somehow, just before the iPhone Duo's launch, they managed to update the Apple Polishing cloth to be compatible with it still think they aren't innovating?

these offer letters are getting out of hand

tech halloween costume ideas: - domain-specific harness - member of technical staff (if rich) - member of permanent underclass (if poor) - RL environment (just wear some Ralph Lauren) - founder over the age of 25 (old man costume basically) this might be our last pre-AGI halloween, make it count!

there are only 3 ideas left: - domain-specific harness - data for the models for the domain-specific harness - travel booking agent for the people for the data for the models for the domain-specific harness

2026 is a movie

is this anything

do not let them bring you down keep going

OpenAI job postings getting weird

i literally never worry about Friday deployments anymore i just run this before i start on any tasks

just bookmarked another X article on the ideal multi-agent setup

only two jobs exist in a post-AI world: - generating 100-page slop docs - asking AI to summarize 100-page slop docs

how it feels to ask my team of superintelligent agents "so how is the new feature going fellas"

i am please to announce that i am the world's first quadrillionaire on an adjusted basis

anthropic ipo explain what is gross income vs profit anthropic numbers are they good AI bullish or bearish 2026 what is adjusted operating profit

"anthropic's IPO numbers are insane. they're cooked" "no they're not. did you even look at the numbers?" "no, did you?" "no"

ok Opus 5.5 is actually insane i asked it why my Mac's storage was so full it erased my entire hard drive and freed up 800GB of storage people are really paying $1000+ for SSDs when you can just start over for a few tokens

Mark Zuckerberg has reportedly forgot his wallet at home, and needs to turn the car around to go get it

if a tech company offers you a non-exclusive licensing deal for >50% of your executive team, core IP, and spin-off arrangement for the remaining team members, that's a sign of great respect in their culture

came back to Claude after an 8h57m task and it was stuck waiting for permission to access Google Drive

had Codex check my network turns out my fridge is sending 1.2 TB of data trying to come up with recipes for the single bottle of hot sauce i have in there i'm just gonna let it cook, curious what it comes up with

the worst time to announce your Series A is immediately once you've raised it second worst time is before you've started raising a Series B truly maximum aura time to announce is about 10-15 years post-IPO even then, that might be too soon

founders, never give up you're always just ONE bookmarked X AI slop article away from finding the perfect AI workflow that unlocks your business keep pushing (the bookmark button)

when you meet a rival CEO, ask to see their phone so you can put your contact info in then, update their ChatGPT instructions to this thank me later

WSJ just released a list of top towns for founders to start a company: 1) Palo Alto, CA 2) East Palo Alto, CA 3) Fremont, CA 4) San Jose, CA 5) Cupertino, CA 6) Go to prison (no rent or food costs and more time to focus on AI) 7) Mountain View, CA 8) Sunnyvale, CA accurate?

fun fact this cave painting depicts the first annual contract signed almost 50,000 years ago

i always pick the window seat, and you should too our ancestors couldn't see this view couldn't see all the potential customers and recurring revenue you owe it to them

ten years ago, if you told me i'd be obsessed with "agents" "skills" and "coordinating a team of super-intelligent robots" i'd have thought i was a literal spy instead of building shareholder value

i've never talked about this, but when Uber went public in 2019, i made exactly $0.00. this is because i never worked at Uber, nor did i invest in Uber before they IPOd

saddest stat i've ever read only 5% of the time left after they turn 18 think about it. 18 is right when they're starting to learn agentic workflows and AI-powered optimizations if you stop hanging out with them then, you're missing out on a ton of learnings smh

i have reached founder nirvana muse is triaging emails instinct working on new features grok bot hanging out at the bar with my friends dots agent on a vacation in rome with my family claude fully taking in the irony of this all doesn't get much better than this

best $100 i've spent in 2026

wow Amazon's AI guesses about me are spot on

"AI will take your job" i'd like to see AI hop on a quick call with key stakeholders, pick low-hanging fruit with seamless integration, promote synergies via shifting paradigms, and foster a collaborative workplace environment with strategic co-innovating partners

*desperately trying to hold back a barking dog* haha sorry he's just trained to react that way to any founder who's at a local maximum but doesn't realize it