Jack Barton

So Obama says one tiny thing about the ballroom and the Trump and the Right Wing press lose their minds over it. How fragile?

Can't get my head around the pedestrianisation of Oxford Street. One of the worst streets in London yet an arterial route. Barely any restaurants. Perhaps it will lead to a regeneration.

@pafbg.bsky.social Is the feeling pretty positive where you are after th news? It's quite a momentous, if not historic shift!

Dyche is not the answer. Thomas Frank is probably the best option in my opinion, which I recognise is subjective. We need a positive, likeable person at the helm who knows the Prem and can get the best out of a small squad. #cpfc

Get rid of Hobbs while you're at it. The guy is clearly a fraud. Always was. #cpfc

And Selhurst was the most dead I've ever seen it. Was like someone had died. The whole club is a shambles and we are losing our identity. #cpfc

Sage has to go. There's no system, no cohesion, no plan, no "green shoots", no understanding between players, no opportunities created, no fight, no desire, no class, no imagination, no creativity. Nothing. There is nothing there to build on. #cpfc

The imbalance in wealth isn't just for despot led states anymore. And people know it.

Anyone who thinks they can make a prediction on the outcome of tomorrow's game should be sectioned immediately. #cpfc #nufc

Poor Madders. As a human you can't help but feel for him. He doesn't deserve it. #Maddison #thfc

Disasi living up to his Chelsea nickname. #cpfc

Come on the Palace. Let's finish it. #cpfc

At this point it would be funnier if the rest of the world re-named America and stuck to it.

#cpfc #thfc

Didn't he say that was his IQ?

Definitely not a Russian asset.

Me post the Brighton game. And yeah it is actually me. #cpfc

8 goals conceded in 8 days. And it could have been more. I don't think that's a very encouraging statistic. #cpfc

Bring in Big John Stones. #cpfc

There's no way I can go to school tomorrow at this point. #cpfc

Mad that Wilf is still without a club. Must be his choice. #cpfc

Did that "boat" thing that's going round. Anyone recognise my entry?

It's terrifying that 40% of the population of the most powerful nation on earth are mentally unhinged. And more than that, monumentally stupid.

Stupid football.

Come on who wants one? #cpfc

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Come and say hello to me in the Clifton if you're on here. Am wearing an old school Puma tracksuit top. Say hello and I'll buy you a pint. #cpfc

Selhurst journey starts with at least a one hour delay due to people on the tracks. Fantastic! #cpfc

So Spezia are my Italian team now. #cpfc store.speziacalcio.com/collections/...

One of my favourite scenes, ever.

Clinical finish. #Eng

This is a masterclass. The speed of pass, movement and opportunity creation is insane. #Eng

Ah. I remember Tony winning that 1694 election. Crazy times.

Zohran Mamdani should be President one day. Whether he'll be voted for or not is another matter.

Ed's tour's going well, then.

Doubt he's ever been to Cuba. I have. For a few weeks. They're all pretty chill. Can leave all doors open all day. First class healthcare and education. Things change slowly there, but be careful what you wish for.

Will Jacks doing Weybridge CC proud. Go on the boy. #EngvSL

Imagine catching strays off Charlotte Church.

Never mind, Ed. You had a good run.

Point today would steady the League ship and calm everyone down. #cpfc

Get in, Rio. #cpfc

I'm going to see @jonathanpienews.bsky.social at the end of October, and I can't wait to see the Piemaster. You should go too. Link is in his bio etc.

Deano you got me you beautiful, talented fucker. ♥️💙 #cpfc

Bit fucking rich when you were Chancellor of the Exchequer at the time, George. I'll never forgive you. I will always despise you. Always.