Jackal Johnson

Happy Valentine’s Day.

I wonder if Spider-Man would have the same public appeal if he shot web like a real spider...

Is VD a valid reason to call out from work?

Punxsutawney Phil watched this before seeing his shadow. So he watched his The Shadow before seeing his shadow. Looks like 12 more weeks of winter!

Hold up… When did Cap’n Crunch become a safari guide?

I'm sorry. I have to apologize for the person's post below this. They're just being a jerk...

Currently waitng for the inevitable DM from the dickhead that has “lottery winner” in their bio. It’s been two minutes so far.

What are the chances donald actually deports her? I mean, he’s already done it symbolically.

The urinal at Walmart in West Deptford is so high I had to get on my tippy toes to shit in it.🚽🚽🚽

I’ve noticed people in country music songs are always talking about drinking, their trucks, and having their hearts broken. Maybe if they stopped drinking, their significant others won’t leave them and take their trucks.

So they spelled ‘Martini’ correctly once. Misspelled ‘Mary’, but got ‘daiquiri’ right…

@mcuban.bsky.social Mr. Mark, This dude sent me a message this morning. Not sure if he’s one of yours, or not, but just wanted you to know what’s up.

The origin of Drag Queen Story Hour: (They are technically wearing a dress, so…)

Dark Brandon please make the funniest pardon ever…

… sooooo New America???

I asked Gemini to generate a four panel comic about vegetables storming the Capitol. In both panels the lead instigator is orange.

Happy National Date Nut Bread and Short Person Day everyone.