Jack Probst

Extra extra! I spoke to @scottaukerman.bsky.social about @cbbworld.bsky.social Ground Beefing Tour 2026, which hits the Chicago Theatre tomorrow night! We talked about comedy, community, and taking the show back on the road.

Y’all… Hi-Chew sent me another package…

it just keeps on being flood season

It’s kind of funny to think about how a lot celebrities just have a bunch of regular ass friends and family, too. A bunch of nobodies.

Oh but if someone wants to sell their full marathon ticket I will still snatch that up.

Petition to get them to reunite for the next Bond theme.

Oh, the new Caroline Rose is what I needed this morning.

My social media job is so funny because someone new on the account just asked how I knew an influencer's dog hadn't been neutered and, um, it's actually really easy to tell.

The best song ever written about being a cowboy.

What if the tl;dr is still tl and I dr it?

Start your morning off right with this Chitty Chitty Bang Banger.

Hanging out with my best gal.

Bought a ticket for the half marathon, but still looking for the whole shebang if someone you know needs to sell theirs.

It was not good nor was it that much fun. It was fine. Costumes were great, everyone seems like they had fun making the damn thing, the music’s totally off, and it was completely devoid of humor. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Hi, I love The Faint and bands that sound like The Faint.

Longlegs: The Story of the Man with the Longest Legs

Is it only the first F+ because it used to be a number system?

So much new music today but I’m still stuck on the new Fat Dog record. I really enjoy their brand of electro aggressive fuck everything nihilism rock. It looks like I’m just listing words that don’t go together, but its all I’ve got. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Contained in this four second clip, the original source of the millennial obsession with craft coffee.

You had me at "The new Avalanches records features Mike Patton and Haley Joel Osment!" The HJ Man himself! @cbbworld.bsky.social

I'm not saying I think it's going to be good, but I am saying I will probably have a lot of stupid fun.

I mean, it’s weird that we have been working on designing cars that can crash themselves completely without any human involvement. But what do I know. I don’t even like cars.

On this week’s SCOTT HASN’T SEEN, we watch BRAINDEAD (aka DEAD ALIVE), Peter Jackson’s 1992 cult classic splatter-comedy! Joining us is director, writer, comic book creator, and Channel 101 co-founder @robschrab.bsky.social! Available exclusively at @cbbworld.bsky.social !

Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy but isn’t a selfie:

An important PSA as we all go enjoy Crystal Lake this evening.