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New life goal: be on InfoWars.

Did we discover what actually killed the dinosaurs? The truth WILL shock you: youtu.be/o1nlfw9OrAA?...

Man Replies ‘STOP’ To Political Fundraiser Text Like Powerful Wizard Casting Spell To Ward Off Mythical Beast https://theonion.com/man-replies-stop-to-political-fundraiser-text-like-powerful-wizard-casting-spell-to-ward-off-mythical-beast/

The voice of reason is alive and well and in the NYTimes comment section on this broccoli recipe.

Big walk goty

prepare for trouble, and make it double

What if instead of funding wars that only make the people in power richer, the govt gave every household 300$ a month to go out to a really nice dinner? I feel like that would help the economy more than making gas cost $6000 a gallon?

Top veggies: Artichoke Okra Red Leaf Lettuce

I don’t know who needs to hear this but: EEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeee

I am not a petty person and I do not enjoy the suffering of others. But gotdam if I don’t love a tattoo regret post on Reddit. Thank you brave idiots. Thank you.

L.A. Public Library absolutely nailed the name of this aesthetic

Wow so proud to announce that I received a MacArthur genius grant for eating the most Cacio e Pepe in a single year. 🙏 Really proud that this venerable organization supports such important work.

shoutout to artists on bsky yall really are so talented and inspiring. I simply love looking at the work. It makes me feel things.

BENJAMIN FRANKLIN IS BACK BABY! Tune in TOMORROW to Bitcherton as Will Campos from @dungeonsanddads.bsky.social reprises his role as one of America’s founding fathers. What obscure Benjamin Franklin trivia will Will bring this time? Listen to find out!

Rubber ducky??? I hardly know her ducky!

30 min before bedtime is NOT a good time to start Widow’s Bay.

The more duplicate tabs you have open, the closer to god

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MY BRAND NEW COMEDY PANEL SHOW THAT SOLD OUT ITS 3 SHOW RUN AT EDINBURGH FRINGE IS COMING TO MAGIC CON ATLANTA WITH A NEW TWIST! Watch your favorite creators present their favorite facts about the game we all know and love, but each round someone will be lying and it’s up to them to find out who!

This episode was so funny that it was genuinely tough to edit because I was laughing too hard. If we hadn’t jumped the shark before, then we CERTAINLY have now

Video games??? That’s good stuff.

Queer Big boys!! Bears! Dads!! Show me your best kissing your partner photo!!

I am inbox 0. Tremble before me.

I’m so glad gas costs 15$ a gallon so that the worst person alive can build a ballroom.

No no it’s fine, this is my emotional support jaw clench.

My gender is gamer

I tell you, this is some of the most fun I’ve ever had improvising and I feel like I was born to play a stupid Prince Charming!!!