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Slightly higher than 🔥but not quite 🏀

The responses to this post are bird app quality.

I was shocked the first time I was involved with this situation (a woman crying from sex) and thought I did something wrong, but after talking with her it turned out it was a good thing. I refer to this happening as a Crygasm now

And when the next world cup roles around and a bunch of idiot people start asking why America hasn't developed a Messi level player, you can point to stupidity like this.

Some people on socials really can't handle a player not spewing PC crap in his press conferences. We need more of this. Also Luka, for all his accolades was only able to hit 1 shot when Yaxel was the primary defender on him. He was more effective crying to refs than scoring on Yax.

The need for corporations to bomb us with ads endlessly really makes me want to load all the advertising agencies and Elon into one of his shitty rockets and aim it for the sun.

I'm 6'4, I wouldn't bother with a woman that's 5'2... there is a height requirement to enjoy this ride.

Bad AI is a choice is the most accurate statement about AI I have seen, and I've been dealing with AI implementations for years now.

Sleepy first half, subs really brought the team to life in the second. Will take that W against a lively Brighton squad.

Took us out of the banter era and beat the most corrupt club in England before they got in trouble, should have a few more prems to his name already. Club legend already

That was a very satisfying finale of Lanterns

Lil X-Ray

Chavez really thought clapping back to the dome was a thing he could get away with, what a weird reaction that was. Ref cam caught that shit in 4k

Jordan Sparks on the national anthem for the USMNT game, nice. Hadn’t seen her in a minute.

Accurate thread. Team is a mess on one side of the ball, and isn’t playing well enough to ever overcome mistakes. This bye week it’s on the staff to right the season. I don’t usually call for jobs but we have 5 weeks of evidence that your plans aren’t working, don’t waste the whole season.

I have the stupidest pet peeve. Anytime I catch the end of Family Fued, and an answer comes up that is higher than 50, Steve Harvey will say it was the #1 answer… no shit Steve! It’s mathematically impossible for any other number to be higher at that point.

That statement from the Premier League about City is worded in a way that sounds like they are about to be punished beyond belief. Cheating fucks deserve the worst, honestly disband the club and make them form a new one and start at the bottom of the pyramid under new owners.

I wasn't expecting to enjoy this as much as I have.

Self inflicted wounds and letting teams hang around, that’s how you lose to a mid ass Iowa team that you dominated in every aspect of the game 🙄

Cheating frauds, how many titles, European spots, and even relegation battles did this cheating impact? Not sure they can render a punishment that fits this level of corruption.

Nah us Virgo's are claiming the rest of September, we deserve it.

It's about that season and I got some new heat just waiting...

There are recalls on anything, I'm half expecting next time I hit Costco that during checkout they start yanking shit out my purchase talking bout this just got recalled. We need a recall on this entire fucking adminsitration

As someone who has been working with AI deployments, I trust this less than the worst criminal you can find in the justice system.

MLS is better against a press than Bruno, probably should have started or brought him on at some point. They scored two goals on a xG of less than 0.38 at halftime, I’m not worried about the scoreline. At least idiots won’t ask about going invincible now.

Brighton are what Chelsea think they are. Not stressed about the scoreline, the first half Brighton’s xG was 0.38, the two goals were not shots that normally go in from that range. Header was good and they probably could have scored on that dummy, but this happens in a deep league on the road.

This Jay-Z doc on HBO has been great so far

These BB players are next level stupid this season.

NGL, this is pretty dope, looks like it belongs at the player haters ball.

I never had this problem, but I know a few people...

Michigan > Oklahoma Texas > OSU The world is healing

Michigan looking so much better this week than last week. Second half will decide which one was the anomaly.

But but set piece FC!!!

Back to back viral infections (of the non-Covid variety) has made for a crappy two weeks and it's my birthday tomorrow.

Depth shined, defense wins, Chelsea can take thier 3.5 goals per game and sit down. Gunners back to top of the table!

Interesting first half, but unfortunate to give up that early goal but always thought Chelsea would likely score today. Keep pressure on, gets shots on target off and control the game. Keep them shooting from deep and we should be fine. COYG!

Well, we didn’t deserve to win that, I’m happy that we did but the team should not be happy with that hideous performance. Oklahoma is not going to be pretty next week.

Luke always comes through with some of the best hype videos for Michigan! www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_U7...

I was thinking about pizza when I read this post. Now I'm wondering how good crab cake pizza would be, and I know that there isn't a pizza place making one of those, but if they did they would have me as a customer today.

Reading history books that were not part of school criteria.

Saturday mornings in the fall for me are for EPL and college football. Ideally Arsenal gets a Saturday game before Michigan football kicks off, but either way I get up and make or order breakfast/brunch, including drinks, then I relax all day in some really comfortable loungewear to watch my teams.

Love to see it

Why in this preseason game are the Wolverines being billed as team USA 🤔

Counting the days until some TikTok food influencer toasts pop tarts and then soaks them in this shit. At least it would address that dry ass crust on them things.

Put some respect on my captains name, watch him pump fake one of the best goalies in the world out of his cleats. Unrelated, Raya is the best keeper in the PL and it's not really close.

Great way to start the season, team looks more fluid offenseively too. If thats a sign of whats to come the league is in trouble.

That’s how you start the match, let’s fucking go Arsenal

Lets win a trophy today COYG!

I'm at a point where if someone tells me they are an empath I see it as a warning sign. It goes back to that whole you don't have to tell people what you are thing. Your actions and behavior will tell me everything.

It's exhausting dealing with people who have no idea how to express themselves through conversation and instead make assumptions about any and every action.