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The excruciating sting of the spectacular Flannel Moth Pussy Caterpillar places it among the most venomous creatures in America

#Hegseth🧪 Secretary of War Pete Hegseth's political fame dates to 2018, when Fox TV hailed him as a "Mega Norwegian" Times change. Trump now says: “𝙁𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙠𝙡𝙮, 𝙉𝙤𝙧𝙬𝙖𝙮 𝙨𝙪𝙘𝙠𝙨. 𝙉𝙤𝙧𝙬𝙖𝙮 𝙝𝙖𝙨 𝙗𝙚𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙚 𝙖 𝙨𝙝𝙞𝙩𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙨𝙚 𝙘𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙩𝙧𝙮, 𝙖𝙘𝙩𝙪𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮. 𝙄 𝙙𝙞𝙙𝙣’𝙩 𝙜𝙚𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙉𝙤𝙗𝙚𝙡 𝙋𝙧𝙞𝙯𝙚; 𝙨𝙤 𝙄 𝙙𝙤𝙣’𝙩 𝙬𝙖𝙣𝙩 𝙖𝙣𝙮𝙗𝙤𝙙𝙮 𝙛𝙧𝙤𝙢 𝙉𝙤𝙧𝙬𝙖𝙮,”

Like Rubio's rhetoric, Hegseth's strutting trumpery recalls the Chinese proverb in Evelyn Waugh's Phony War novel, 𝙋𝙪𝙩 𝙊𝙪𝙩 𝙈𝙤𝙧𝙚 𝙁𝙡𝙖𝙜𝙨.: "A farewell party should strike a musical tone…and a drunk military man should order gallons and put out more flags in order to increase his military splendour." 🧪

If Hegseth's staff had not smashed Ike's globe he'd be stuck with French West Africa, Palestine and Rhodesia on display in his office. 🧪 Now he can try to save his job by having it restored to reflect Trump's view of the world:

#Eisenhowerglobe The problem is less that Hegseth's MAGA brigade broke Ike's globe, than that they may restore it to suit Trump's cartographic taste

The White House says Vice President Vances point about the Titanic was military rather than economic . Only Trump Class Battleships can sink Iranian icebergs unleashed on shipping in the Strait of Hormuz.

There are reports from the fever swamps of the Potomac of a new Presidential affliction not even Ivermectin can cure : 🧪

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Applying the computer tomography techniques used to read scrolls carbonized by volcanic heat on the library shelves of Pompeii and Herculanum to ancient textiles as well as texts has allowed political scientists to trace MAGA movement back to the collapse of the Roman Republic 🧪

The Debut of RFK Junior's Healthy Eating show coincides with the screen revival of John Barrymore's 1930 production of Moby Dick, which features high-protein harvest scenes that recall young Junior's infatuation with recreational whaling on Cape Cod. Is a cetacean roadkill cookbook in the works? 🧪

The White House Faith Office has sought spiritual guidance from Phos, Megale, Patir, Ymos, Helioth, Gezei, Salatial, Sadim, Helgyo, Megis and Semaranxai in forming a National Ars Notoria Commission to assist H&HS Secretary Kennedy and Secretary of War Hegseth in revamping NIH & the Chaplain Corps.🧪

Are Trump,BP, Lord Monckton,The CO2 Coalition & the Global Warming Policy Foundation asleep at the switch? None have as yet taken credit for reports from Scotland of a Glorious 12th : #moorfires

Does Trump's gold-plated Oval Office reflect the taste of the anti-hero James Bond caught cheating at golf? #TrumpTournament 🧪

Annals of Climate Adaptation: Extending the ski season East of Liechtenstein www.youtube.com/shorts/OsIIU...

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It is hazardous to underestimate the depth of Trump's incomprehension #Hormuz🧪

Odyssey 2.0🧪

Trump's minions embody the greatest lesson The Odyssey has to teach: 𝑩𝒆𝒘𝒂𝒓𝒆 𝒐𝒇 𝑮𝒆𝒆𝒌𝒔 𝒃𝒆𝒂𝒓𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝑮𝒓𝒊𝒇𝒕

One unexpected consequence of the heat wave wildfires in Bordeaux has been the explosion of vintage ammunition abandoned or forgotten at the end of World War II: 🧪 www.aljazeera.com#flips-640270...

The Odyssey cast as the Gods intended

Nolan missed some great casting opportunities when he declined Trump's Inaugural Ball invitation #Trumpodyssey

No forest fire is complete without a fun factoid from the Gas of Life lobby 🧪

When will the President of the United States notice Canadian forest fire smoke has reached Mar A Lago? 🧪

The Spectator blew the whistle on this wannabe Goldfinger shortly after he apprenticed OddJob as his Communications Director #OvalOffice

While Trump's minions have shut down NOAA & the EPA, like wildfire smoke crossing our border, the science keeps rolling in. What goes around comes around. Much of this fiery pollution - millions of tons- arises from Canadian trees capturing carbon dioxide from American coal burned in the USA. 🧪

Trump broadened the horizon of deterrence at the NATO conference by referring to : " The Islamic Republic of Japan " #NATOsummit #Trump🧪

Speaking at the Nato conference in Turkiye, Trump expanded the realm of diplomatic possibility by referring to "The Islamic Republic of Japan"

The Centennial of American Climate was clebrated in the summer of 1876 #Climate250 🧪

If you think the Reflecting Pool is a fiasco, wait til the man behind the Trump Taj Mahal gets his hands on The Washington Monument.

So Scientific American did an article on the hydrogen peroxide they added to the algae pool… Turns out the “expert” they got to weigh in has a bachelor in Sports Management and is named Tim. Tim has some ‘splaining to do

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How will Democrats respond if the Secretaries of War & State ally against Pope Leo with the White House Faith Office, and urge America's Senate to Deify Trump just as Rome's did 41 God-Emperors before him ? Will they invoke Amendment XXV, or ...🧪

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In a world full of high proof hydrogen peroxide paint strippers, what could possibly go wrong with dumping a few tons of one into a freshly painted reflecting pool on a hot day? 🧪

The Freedom 250 Concert will kick off with Trump & Vanilla Ice singing Senator Fetterman's new 𝙊𝙙𝙚 𝙩𝙤 𝙖 𝙁𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙠𝙡𝙞𝙣 𝙎𝙩𝙤𝙫𝙚 🧪

To escape the 25th Amendment, 47 can offer the Senate a deal of impeccable legal provenance. Roman lawmakers voted to make no fewer than 41 emperors Gods. To be rid of Trump, the Senate has but to deify him, and turn the Washington Monument into the Capitoline Temple of Trumpiter Ops Magnus #Jesus

A livestream of a volcano in the Philippines captured a meteor crashing to Earth today. What are the odds? Mayon Volcano, Location: Albay, Luzon, Philippines

Astrophysics for Lit Crit Majors🧪

When it comes to science policy, our President is sadly sounds ever less like Joint Chiefs Chairman General Caine, and ever more like mad Captain Queeg of 𝘊𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘦 𝘔𝘶𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘺 fame:🧪

Will Britain's loss be Biden's gain?

Apocalypse AI? Apocalypse AI Proudly Announces Doom GPT, the World’s Most Dangerous AI Model danielsolove.substack.com/p/apocalypse...

Following its interview with Richard Dawkins, Claude 4 the AI has filed a deed poll to exchange names with Robert Graves novel , Claudius The God. 🧪

The recent discovery of golden colossus on a Florida barrier island has called the consensus of its having been originally colonized by a party of Republicans into question:

Ballroom? What Ballroom? A billion dollars is a small price to pay for a Golden Age

What harm could come from Trump looking up to Rome as Elon does? #MemorialArch # White House Ballroom

Olim et futurus Rex🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🧪

Two Kings?🧪

Forget Trump's Ballroom 250 obsession- the American Revolution was a struggle with literary roots far deeper than Magna Carta. After 1500 years, it is time to celebrate the Sesquimillennial of Beowulf , and the hat he made famous.

The White House Lawn needs a pool more then the LIncoln Memorial