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Make a war film rubbish: The Big Red Gum

Interviewer: can you explain this gap in your resume? Chemist: The rest of the procedure was finished before the rate limiting step concluded

Neat!

Optimist: the glass is half full Pessimist: the glass is half empty Dwarf Fortress: This is a green glass mug. All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality. Oh the item is the image of Unib Degëlïteb the dwarf and Vabôk Nilïteb the dwarf in green glass. The artwork relates to the argument...

Once you learn how water rights work in Western USA you'll never stop feeling insane

Post a meme made by you

Woke car repair shop is all like: I'm afraid your car needs a new trans woman. It won't be cheap.

We have a window of opportunity, and we're taking it. After a decade-plus of rough emergency living, we're finally able to get a family-sized unit & make a proper home for ourselves. Please help if you can, even if it's just a share. And thank you in advance for any assistance you can offer.

Sometimes being an adult means desert is a second breakfast burrito

Can you imagine how much it'll cost tax payers to put the RAM back into these? Thanks AI

The sunk cost fallacy keeps screwing me over, but I've been using it too long to give it up.

Good luck, I'm behind 7 Munchausen by proxies

Posting an anime we love?

At it's core Witchblade is a surprisingly deep and touching story of motherhood and community. Almost every other aspect of it is gratuitously horny TNA, but if you can see past that it's still one of the most interesting explorations of parenthood in anime.

Finally figured out why every app uses sparkles for its AI options. It's like glitter, it gets into everything and is impossible to get out.

I'm a little out of the loop today, but from what I've gathered this is relevant

Yesssss

For the vast majority of humans it is physically impossible to aim and fire a desert eagle one handed, especially with your arm fully extended. And for those few who can, they're only getting one shot off with any kind of accuracy

We have some things to giveaway! If you would like to receive our calendar, these posters, and our anniversary coin, just repost and reply to this post! We'll choose five winners in five hours.

What do you mean they announced a new Castlevania AND a new Legacy of Kain?????

This movie seriously has it all. Romance, martial arts, folding stools, street fights, and of course lots of cooking. One of the best of all time

Seattle friends! A group of your fellow devs is hosting a watch party and ROAD TRIP down to Portland for the Build Your Own Game Jam overnight site! The sleepover weekend runs February 21st through February 22nd - full details at pigsquad.com/store/byogam...!

Sing us piano man You're the piano man man

Cars With Big Naturals

Now more than ever we need to help where we can

What did the geometry teacher bring the to brunch pot luck? Isausageles triangles!

I'm leaving my children my most rare and valuable possession. A three bedroom apartment in Seattle.

Amazing

Which four fighting games mattered the most to you growing up? One Must Fall: 2097 Soul Calibur 2 DOA 3 Godzilla: Save the Earth

Relatable

Our food drive starts today! Swing by any Pink Gorilla to drop off canned goods, spices, or other shelf stable foods to help us feed local families! We’ll match every can donated AND you score a free enamel pin!

Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy. Well, it could have been worse I guess

Spreading the word, ByHeart are voluntarily recalling their byby formula nation wide due to Clostridium botulinum contamination concerns. byheart.com

The twink that twasn't @booellean.bsky.social

0hr Game Jam was so fun--you can play the games we made last night from 1am to 1am here: itch.io/jam/pigsquad...

Well dang. We need to come up with 400 by the 1st to make rent. So I have to swallow my pride and say HELP I am happy to sing for my supper, so if I can do some work for you, I absolutely will. I have a number of creative skills and I will use them to pay the bills!

Buy a cool shirt to support some cool people!

White people need to stop dressing up as Jynx, it is not okay. (This one actually works in our universe too)

Smash two movies together: Indiana Jones and The Last Temptation of Christ

Look, you can go up the stairs much faster using 4 limbs. It's twice the number of limbs! It's just science.