jailular catphone

the girl in my headphones keeps whispering to me "noise cancelling" i think she's in love with me

Lemon is so fast that by the time you see her coming she's already passed you. 🖌️ @jojong-inai.bsky.social #Lemon

this is getting out of hand

me: "oh what are you working on?" nadeo dev in 2001: "yeah i'm working on uh... improving the user experience" the screen:

Mac and cheese powder spills onto Nadeoville highway after truck crashes

yoo they're releasing bay

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discord is a wonderful place to be

Change of plans here's the TM Sunrise and TM2 cars available for TM2020. #Trackmania drive.google.com/file/d/1v6AX...

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been battery-maxxing lately

if viviziepop wrote the itsy bitsy spider:

i had a dream about this website getting hacked but the hackers were so chill they only used their powers to post cute cat pics

IM CRINYING SO HARD LMAOO

my favorite AI hallucination so far

geniunely the most confusing popup i have ever seen HOW CAN AN APPLICATION BE OFFLINE? also WHAT AM I COPYING TO CLIPBOARD??

C++26 reflection really is magic. Made my own automatic compile-time class to JSON converter. It's so insane. github.com/CodyNinja1/C... #cpp #metaprogramming #c++ #lowlevel

new maniaplanet warning is quite intense...

Warning! You might see posts in the wild claiming "Hogwarts Legacy is free right now!" but this is malware, if you try and run it, it'll install Hogwarts Legacy on your PC.

> "Trust me bro, this new tech startup isn't a pyramid scheme" > Looks at codebase:

i just wonder how nadeo managed to convince the EWC to put trackmania in there "uh. so basically we made this game back in 2000whatever for the ESWC, and now it's 20 years old sooo"

Quoting Soulja Boy, "You

loop-de-loop = 360 degrees = 0 degrees loop + de-loop = 0 degrees loop = 180 degrees de-loop = -180 degrees is this what math feels like

4 y/o baby: airplane! me: no, that's a rocket baby: space? me: death baby: oh...

"are you watching a video?" Schrodinger: "idk"

Ghostcat Ghostcat is a cat ghost. Big and gentle. He hugs people who feel lonely and sad.

the only damn thing i want from smart glasses is lens touch history, so i can know which ghost keeps fucking with me by putting fingerprints in impossible places

⚠️ New Bay content has been found ⚠️ You can find it at is-tmone-bay-out.neocities.org/baycontent

Daily bunny no.3120 catches a late-night movie

I love the smell of consequences in the morning. Thank you, @dragoncon.org

those who know

me: where the fuck is my friend Zoid... trap-a-zoid: uhhh i got no idea man

Mama mia ❤️ [ #gouache #kidcore #nostalgia #traditionalart #cat #art #cuteart ]

🎀; studio ghibli fanart without ai .⁠｡⁠* [ #ghibli #art #kiki #illustration ]

#yonkagor 99% of silly cats wont see the yon!

anyone seen my glass of water? oh thank you mr. burim, why is the water pouring slowly

beautiful cat with homophobia 💚💙

This is my pit of flaming SnowCars

it's 2 am i am in prison but they got the fucking Maniaplanet on the TV i'm gonna play some bay

Daily bunny no.2845 should go on strike

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