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go squirrel get fed

Biden, famously surrounded by no one leveling with him as they removed him as a major party candidate from a presidential nomination he had already won? That Biden?

Government by the Fredos, of the Fredos, for the Fredos.

If she would take out her earbuds it would be easier for her to talk to me ass reasoning.

Jeff, thanks, but I'm gonna pass on the wit and wisdom of a zoom meeting dryjacker.

Raymond, you do not want to establish a pay-as-you-go arrangement for government services or their private equivalent at 72 years of age doubly so if you're a fuckass dipshit.

I will see you can see everything only if the "everything" involves a locomotive crash that obliterates everyone involved.

Go to your camera and search 'boat' and post one that you like. Mast and sails of an ice boat displayed at Hudson winter walk, Warren Street Hudson NY 2018

The only reason we come out ahead in every dispute with an insurance company is that my wife, in addition to being wise and kind, has worked for a long while as a medical coder and auditor on both sides and can fight line by line and procedure code by procedure code. It doesn't have to be like this.

I love dogs, and these look like great dogs, but it's just straight up backyard breeding and wishing to think this is bringing back a lost breed. Breeds are so mutable and temporary and individual dogs are all it's worth thinking about.

I'm not a posting scold or a language cop but "I didn't know they stacked shit that high" does, in fact, remain undefeated.

When I was a teenager working in a beach town supermarket we used to lose power summers sometimes and when we lost power for a few days and ALL of the refrigeration had to be emptied I quit after two days. That cleanup gonna be big funky.

A Six Flags agent running a routine task unexpectedly interacted with customers in an unapproved fashion. Six Flags responded, in part, saying, "“Although the impact of these behaviors was minimal, we have now decided to expand our internal evaluations until we catch behaviors like these."

Not gonna lie this looks like something that would hang outside a "reclaimed barn" in yakisugi and austere brown pine tar up here in the Hudson valley. Owners have great eyeglasses and are both consultants. Flagpole would have some fanciful Americana on top. Optician's eyeball sign or a Texaco star.

Clearly someone never spent a weirdly idyllic period of personal and national crisis wandering into old clothes-cupboards and coming out covered in christian allegory.

EGG BOY MARRIES HOT TOPIC DISTRICT MANAGER

Programmers and executives at Anthropic initiated a test of their software that resulted in the commission of crimes against the government ranging from forgery to filing false police reports. They were not asked to do so by the government or by any clients or potential customers.

Who performs public executions?Iran, Afghanistan, possibly North Korea and, perhaps soon, us!

this feels like stolen valor and samin nosrat should fight her behind the ihop after school HONOR DEMANDS THIS

I loved my grandma and my nana. I did not envy my grandma living to 102 or my nana living to 108.

I think it would be okay to pillory people sometimes.

A hilarious thing about where I live is that a lot of my suggesteds on IG are guys who were in late 80s/early 90s krshnacore bands in nyc who are now up here in their second acts as yoga instructors.

Love to have the fact that my mail contains valuable government documents advertised on the envelope. Thanks yall.

That'd be an authentic L, Greco.

You could also just go grocery shopping which, in my experience, has very good outcomes generally in the grocery-acquisition space. Thneed-ass software laid low by the back of an envelope and a goddamn pencil and asking errybody what they want.

I'm not saying the mystery of the tripartite god is an easy one to contemplate but at the very least it made me very aware of one thing. When they came for him and tortured him to death, despite being god, with powers, Christ didn't fight back. He is not a "muscular" Christ in any way.

If I hear someone say "I'm a grown ass man and..." I prepare myself to hear a hilarious illustration of how that is untrue.

This should destroy this company utterly. I don't guess it will, but it should.

Interview is a two way stream of information and I think I'd be happy to know if doing something I thought was normal and ok was going to raise eyebrows. I mean, I make sure to use the restroom, have a look at the kitchen and notice the windows. You better have cleaned, buddy. And I am judging.

Typically and hilariously for someone who works in TV I have not seen a complete episode of 73 of the 100 but the other 27 were pretty good.

it definitely smell crazy in there

It truly does keep coming. Sweet merciful lamb chops give me strength.

He looks like the guy who kept trying to sell me all-seasons instead of snows.

This is the David Foster Wallace "this is water" thing. It's an expression of privilege of course, but I think it's totally possible to never feel the larger trends as anything more than tidal motion and only react to acute affects to your own life.