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I don’t recognize Stu Grimson. Two periods in, every time they show him I shake my head and let out a muffled, “no!”

Learning Danish by binging Stormester

I am shocked to find out Roger Clemens is a piece of shit. Just shocked

Sick of seeing these cry baby cops all the fucking time while I’m trying to watch hockey

I have been re-listening to the wonderful Spontaneanation podcast and am just now finishing the last episode. Did Busy Philip’s leave a final question? If so, any chance you could reveal said question @pftompkins.bsky.social?

Love watching Sunday football for Chris Collinsworth’s weird son

Just finished filling out my absentee ballot; and for the first time in a long time I feel real, genuine pride for being able to cast my vote for @abdulelsayed.bsky.social go get ‘em Doctor

Still thinking about this

Sure, I went to a baseball game yesterday and cried several times! A fun side note to such a historic game was the great Mark Evan Jackson throwing out the first pitch!

Whalefall!!!!

Explaining to my girlfriend that I can’t get a haircut because I’m flexing on my bald friends

Got an email asking us to pick a meal from Panera for when we go into the office for a meeting next week and I’m very disappointed they no longer offer that lemonade that could kill you

Both depressing and inspiring at the same time, I’m always stoked when a new Hell World pops up in my inbox. Highly recommend checking this out and supporting good work!

I’ve found the whale’s blowhole, I’m finally going home!

The the Whalefall trailer has a line where the guy says either “there’s the blowhole” or “there’s the butthole” and either one is kind of perfect

The only thing I want to talk about is the movie Whalefall for the foreseeable future

My first thought when I see Trump banning media from the White House is “wow this must be the most pathetic man alive,” but then I remember there all these people who voted for him whom must be at least as pathetic. Anyway they suck are the politics are bad and they are bad people

Robert Kraft laughing and mumbling “more like Mackle-less,” to himself as he struggles to unbutton his pants in an Orlando massage parlor

Where exactly do “bat boys” come from? Do the baseball teams own these children? Are they orphans?

I think Lisa Gilroy may be the funniest person alive

Watching Face the Nation and this Spencer Cox guy is a little slime ball who looks perpetually on the verge of tears while spewing dumb bullshit out of his mouth.

Seeing this 60 Minutes teaser and my god is Bari Weiss an embarrassing individual. It’s not a marvel movie, you fucking loser

Truly shameful for any news organization to run this op-Ed. We are no longer under any obligation to pretend Charlie Kirk brought anything other than hurt and pain into this world www.nytimes.com/2026/09/07/o...

Did the biggest fucking losers in the world make up a new mnemonic device for the Great Lakes? What do those piles of shit who call it Lake America use instead of HOMES? Of course I’m kidding not a single one of them knows what a mnemonic device is.

Javy Baez is the coolest baseball player alive

Ending my prayers to Jesus and the the fellas, “and please lord bring a new @cbbworld.bsky.social theme song by @alyankovic.bsky.social into the world, amen,” every night before I go to bed.

They removed Reggie’s theme song!

I know Henry Kissinger does a while ago but I still got a bit excited today when I saw a news alert about a Kissinger dying

Perhaps my biggest regret in life is not making more jokes about Charlie Kirk’s murder online. Would have loved to be fired for that

Damn this anti Al Sayed commercial they running makes him looks like such a badass great strategy making him look cool as hell

Just keep getting madder and and madder that my favorite baseball team is in a playoff race and they traded the best pitcher in the league away. How much fun this could have been.

Must be nice for Mariners fans to see a MLB level catcher playing. Don’t forget, fire Scott Harris!

The people willing to defend management and ownership in sports is pretty gross

I get it, Scott Harris & Chris Illitch are using the old “Major League” scheme to try and motivate the team

I’ve been thinking about it a bit more, and my Tiger take has evolved. Sure, I still want Scott Harris far away from this team, but I’d also like Chris Illitch to take a hike too. Kick rocks assholes!

You know you made good decisions as a GM when you have to give an interview to say “my trades were good, actually” the day after the trade deadline. I’m not posting anything other than fire Scott Harris post until that bum gets far fucking away from my favorite team

The tigers have really shit the bed something horrible the last two trade deadlines

Don’t let the Tigers get hot Troy Melton new best pitcher in baseball anyway

Fire Scott Harris

Dear Mr. Illitch; I will eat 3 hot and ready pizzas a day for tbe rest of my life if you pay Tarik Skubal whatever it takes to stay a Tiger. For the sake of transparency; three pizzas a day will significantly shorten my life-span. Thank you, Jake

My LeBron hot take; he’s going to score 102 points in a game and sleep with 1000 women in a Philly uniform to become the greatest Sixer of all time

I just now learned about Jimothy and I do not like him. Sorry your sick and all but if you’re gonna walk in a way that may give me nightmares you’re gonna have to stay in the woods my man

New York Times reporting on the war like it’s a fucking NFL game. “Pentagon announces completion of 12th consecutive attack” What that fuck are you talking about

Someone please make a GIF of Tarik Skubal smiling and saying “nice” in that Cure auto insurance commercial

This is the saddest shit I’ve ever seen. Want a fucking loser this guy is.

Just found out there’s some Dingus named Briar Bear running for office in Michigan. Get the fuck out of here with your Disney ass name you doofus