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the hump day pic I have ready😮‍💨

Nicki Minaj might be white house press sec and I still have to check Teams messages????

smoking a bowl out my bathroom window listening to Sky Ferreira demos btw

absolutely horrified that it's not even 8pm CT yet

you have no idea how times I call my cats little babies to their smushed faces every day

LOVE deleting. the internet isn’t real

uhhhh .... I don't want to work.

don’t talk to me or my daughter ever again

sweet potato pumpkin fritters btw

one like and I’ll make Sweet Potato Pumpkin Fritters for dinner tonight

rejected Lana Del Rey album titles:

Blackout is a Halloween album btw

follow-up: I binged this entire show in about 2 weeks. it's... incredible.

gay culture is still following when new Sky Ferreira demos leak

my sous chef isn’t being helpful…

oh wait I wasn't posting when Tate McRae's Housewife came out. it's so shit?

post a pic of yourself doing this

should I start posting again

taking a break. be back maybe.

therapist might have made a few points when he told me to talk to my anxious thoughts like I'm irritated by them. "Brooo..."

Your friend who thinks they're really good at thrifting (but you don't have the heart to tell them the truth).

imagine paying Pitchfork in order to see their clickbait scores. how far the mighty have fallen.

are people ready to call Day and Night by Carly Rae Jepsen one of the best albums of the year and a stunning artistic high in her catalog? cuz … yeah

ceiling fan blowing my own scent back to me 🙂‍↕️

where are my Paula Cole gays at

highly recommend not getting type 1 diabetes

The Spice Girls reign still feels like a "you had to be there" moment. I listen to Viva Forever and get nostalgic af

I'd rather eat dinner at 9 than go to the gym and grocery store at peak times.

my music variant hot takes? -they're unnecessary and cheapen the music -they're fun pieces of merch for big fans -they're usually ugly -it's not just T*ylor Sw*ft crazy to have grey opinions on a black and white internet!

FINALLYYYYY

one of the first divas I stanned

Those Temu ass shirts with “quirky 🤣😂🤪” sayings like ‘I like cock and bjork’ or ‘I got my ass ate at Chili’s’ aren’t funny or edgy at all and are just adding to fast fashion waste

nothing will make me cry in public faster than people posting tributes to their dying or passed away pets.

The internet and streaming has made billboard charts irrelevant. I wish we would move on. There are so many young people making amazing experimental and genre-bending pop music. If you think the state of pop music is dire that’s on you for not doing the bare minimum to find new artists.

btw this is a review I received from a friend about my album

could streaming platforms/bundles/pricing be anymore confusing ????????

god DAMN it I'm smitten af

ok but look at me and Skunk