Jakerp

i think i should be the only jake to exist honestly

calc is short for calculator btw

youtube recommended loooooves calling me out

just saw a protest sign that says abortion is a daily 9/11(???)

any time i have to go to the grocery store to stock up on my favorite foods i feel like my cart is a giant neon sign pointing to me that says “FATASS”

Im getting surgery in january + just had to spend $200 on my car so if anyone needs a c0mmission Wink wink nudge nudge..

left channel of my bose headphones are crackling this is my 9/11

this guy fucking sucks at resident evil

seated for re movie

hate when im scrolling bsky in public and that ONE follower rts suggestive or nsfw art like bro. this is the safe public app

i need to find new communities to be a part of

i will maybe(?) go to riptide next year. or not. depends on how things go for me

been mostly staying to myself online lately and i feel pretty good actually. ive been enjoying spending time on my irl life at the moment more than worrying about trying to be social online. it's pretty nice

new kirby is awesome ofc but i am skeptical of the open world stuff i wouldve preferred another linear 3d game like forgotten land but i still have more faith in hal than 99% of game companies ever

wow nintendo really hired that man

what does the fox say is one of the few songs i would put in “caused 9/11” tier

mario luigi wario waluigi wawario and wawaluigi

you like dust? you like trust?

that zooka speed is scary

people who unironically type in sentence case with proper punctuation online freak me out a little

-other backlines besides liter are worse -52 got slap on the wrist -tri buff -cblast is better ggs bro✌️

52 is going to get +10 points for special and thats it

am i going insane

The SCREEN Act is not just another age-verification bill — it goes much further than anything passed at the state-level or in other countries. 1. The bill doesn't just target porn sites. It goes after *any* site that allows material "harmful" to minors. You'd have to scan your face to use Google.

why did this take 14 months

why is this tree everywhere i do not understand this joke

did you know? splatoon takes place in north dakota

how does one get more upgrade points after reaching level 50

raiders at survivalist on spicy raids is nothing short of thrilling. those bosses are something else

:D

:] @kibryhouse.bsky.social

am i going insane or does salty tongue’s attack sound exactly like this

beat the first major boss in raiders and am now going to seep. game's fun! seems perfectly suited for the procon and its customizable grips for using the gadgets, still havent got a clue what the story will entail

plot twist: i wrote the two star review of splatoon raiders for the guardian

odyssey was good but i didnt see mario or cappy a single time. what was up with that???

accidentally blurry photo

Jerk your worthless penis to the beat! Rhythm Heaven Groove releases on the Nintendo Switch family of systems tomorrow. Are you excited?

Reposting because of the sony news

the pinnacle of salmonid evolution

did the treehouse guy throw on purpose

THEYRE CALLED THE DINER DUALIES BC THEYRE KETCHUP AND MUSTARD BOTTLES I AM DECEASED