Jake the Quick

My man looks like he thinks mayonnaise is too spicy a condiment for sandwiches.

My man looks like he just cut a fart in the elevator and is trying to figure out which intern to pin it on.

Make a band bigger: Nineteen Inch Nails

Without saying your age what is your favorite movie from the year you turned 18.

Without saying your age, what is your favorite movie released the year you turned 18?

Geez, @gailsimone.bsky.social Way to make a guy cry at work With a Supergirl/Mary Marvel story.

W/O downloading anything new, where are you mentally?

Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, DC, Marvel, Disney, Pixar, Spielberg, Cameron, Wachowskis, or Ghibli.

If you’re an object don’t ever cross me. I proved it to your CD. I proved and your window and your record player and your lawn mower. And if need be I’ll prove to anything else you own.

Trump is gonna name himself Megapope of the International Church & Munch. Salvation and a tasty burger, all at reasonable prices.

Waiting for @knowledgefight.bsky.social to start at The Aladdin Theater.

You’ve been kidnapped. The characters the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?

I want to contribute to the pie discourse. People don’t actually like pumpkin pie, they like vanilla, clove, and allspice. The flavorless gourd mush is just a convenient delivery system.

I am Charlie Brown’s complete lack of surprise.

I like you Stuart You aren’t like the other people here At the trailer park

Everyone need to stop speculating that Trump has died. He has been installed on The Golden Throne, where his Glory and Might will keep The Astronomicon lit, allowing semi-safe travel through The Warp. We must sacrifice 1000 Big Macs a day to insure it is always thus.

What actor’s expression in a movie will stay with you for the rest of your life?

So, since the new pope is American, the new Popemobile is going to be a monster truck, right?

Francis is going to diversify the Church’s outreach by starting a fast food franchise. When the Restaurant Unification Crusade ends all fast food joints will be Church-N-Munch. Salvation and a tasty burger. All at a reasonable price. And they shall anoint him Megapope.

gofund.me/2ab40009 My cousin’s dog needs some surgery. Don’t have a lot of reach here, but who knows what could happen.

On top of everything else, my dog just passed. So, yeah.

So @jamesgunn.bsky.social what’s next? Finding a way to get me all misty over The Haunted Tank? Also, I might lose it if The Haunted Tank shows up.

Yay for post surgery drugs!

Me and my cat, when he was just a little guy

So far, after a couple hours here, the hard part is figuring out which comics folk I followed from the other joint are all ready here.