Jameskii

what’s up Bluesky?

that was quick

youtube is slowly introducing an ability to post gifs in YT comments and i can think of a million reasons why this is a really bad idea

nothing gets me more hyped than seeing unskippable “compiling shaders” screen when i boot brand new $70 videogame

my friend called deadlock the fentanyl of gaming and i've been thinking about it ever since

this is what it feels like, when i talk to my friends & colleagues who use davinci resolve instead of adobe software

Bonus trivia from wikipedia: “the game won the top honors in the government category of the Serious Game Showcase & Challenge”

i find it incredible that moonbase alpha game cost NASA 100 grand and its biggest legacy now is its comical text-to-speech

Sony’s allergy to LittleBigPlanet franchise needs to be studied

I can't believe this is what google's homepage looks like now

apple & google should ban those vague “enhanced user experience” phone app patch notes

if i see one more god damn 3d printed dragon at a convention booth

they say "don't judge the book by its cover" but AI flyers are a good giveaway if irl event you're invited to is gonna be garbage

been doing cardio all summer and so now when i do my usual stuff, i only burn like half the calories, so i cant eat like an animal anymore

i find it fascinating how we went full circle with tabloid news, which now live in the form of “image+caption” with no sources whatsoever, yet people just eat it up

just enjoying a lovely cold drink and... BOOM

“call for price” i don’t think i will

no, i'm not trying to type "ducking" either

apple, i’m trying to type “lol” not “lok”

just invented new image file format that plays audio :

“we attempted delivery” i read off my phone, as i’m chasing the speeding delivery truck, that flew by without stopping in the first place

Was updating some old apps, so I checked patch notes and one of them says “Added AI assistant”… fair to say, this app is gonna stay on old version for the foreseeable future

are you even living the real life if you don’t have expired neosporin somewhere in your house

was rewatching Ice Age 1 until it started playing that one song used by tiktok moms and i almost instinctively skipped forward

my favorite minecraft playstyle is: - Start playing. - Lose entire inventory to some stupid mistake - Stop playing for 6 months. - Repeat.

exercising control of my destiny by opening microwave door before it can beep at me

I swear AMC theater ads are only allowed to be played at AMC theaters

nothing made me stop shopping faster than forced AI in site’s search with no way to disable it

you had one fucking job

they don't make safety work shoes in "i forgot to install counter-strike" color, so i made my own

keep falling for this idea of eating garbage food and then expecting to feel any way other than garbage afterwards

arizona drinks have “2.5 servings” on its nutritional value labels to make 20 kilograms of sugar look less bad. dude, nobody is drinking arizona can over 2.5 separate days hello

cool lifehack to live healthier and never have low blood pressure again: start playing tekken & counter-strike

Unironically DDR had better effect on my cardio in 3 months than jogging in the mornings for years

genius idea to improve NBA: sprinkle in some 4-5ft tall dudes in teams, so tall players cant reach the ball when its too low

can somebody please measure thickness of new bounty paper sheet and one from a year ago, because i have a theory

got kicked out of a store for interrogating employees about victoria and her secrets

"i listen to everything, just play whatever" crowd is always quick to rip the phone out of my hands the moment i start playing gargling sounds with extra reverb

what is my roommate 3d printing

i hate adobe acrobat i hate adobe acrobat i hate adobe acrobat

i remember landline phones having cords so strong you could stretch them across the entire great wall of china and they would still work, meanwhile modern usb cords rip if you look at them wrong

i will never forgive photobucket for wiping out like half of old forum photos, making DIY & car repair guides look like redacted SCP articles

witnessed a bunch of ants accidentally wipe out their colony by bringing shampoo residue to their queen

pinterest spent a decade killing access to images on the internet, just to get filled with AI generated slop in the end

broke #1 rule of a fighting game by accidentally having fun

went to a junkyard and was reminded how much i miss tinkering and fixing cars

was reminded of mortality by twisting my ankle while playing DDR

made a rookie mistake of opening tekken 8 on a stressful day

with how much the technology has advanced, im surprised we’re still stuck with 512GB or 1TB storage as default options for everything