James McGillivray

James McGillivray

@jamesmcg.bsky.social

Father. Microsoft Data Consultant and Director at Cobalt Analytics | Speaker - PowerBI World Tour / PASS Summit / SQLBits | MCSE Data Analytics & Management | Cricket | Arsenal | Musical Theatre 🚻 He/Him

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RIP Mia. I’m so glad we could give you a better home for the last 8 years of your life, and change you from a flea infested, grumpy lady who had only ever slept outdoors on a mat, to a spoiled grumpy lady who went to the beach, the park, and slept near my feet stinking out my office. Fly high 🌈

Another day, another unanimous KPI ruling that the ref got a decision wrong, but not “wrong enough” to warrant an overturn by VAR. VAR has too many competing objectives, which work against each other in many ways. The system has to be changed. jimbabwe.co.za/2026/09/18/v...

jimbabwe.co.zaVAR Has Reached a Tipping PointBefore my life as a data nerd, I spent a number of years as an amateur cricket umpire. I worked hard at it, progressed through the ranks, stood in some good cricket, and generally achieved more tha…

WE ALL FOLLOW THE ARSENAL!!!!

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Managed to slip in a little Arsenal encouragement into the encore of Last Night of the Proms in Johannesburg this afternoon… (sound is not great, phone mics aren’t well suited to being in the middle of a choir) @arseblog.com @dailycannon.com @gunnerblog.bsky.social @arsenalvisionpodcast.com

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for those at #sqlbits who need to get a train through seven tunnel. It is closed due to fire. I'm on a train to Nottingham to go round the closure. The train is waiting for a driver from Bristol on route via taxi

The #FabCon and #SQLCon keynote has really emphasised how much Microsoft benefits from the data Community. If you want how you too can benefit from this amazing Community, join me in the Community Lounge on Friday at 9:00 for a session that will enlighten and entertain!

Interesting arrival in Atlanta, the part I was stressed about was painless, but then I got to my hotel to find that the area was suffering a large blackout and no check-ins could be done. After a couple of hours and no end in sight, I found another hotel, so getting some well deserved rest now!

@orbinho.bsky.social Is there a way to look at the Arsenal game states in the periods of games after Gyokeres has been taken off? Feels like that despite all the (justified) criticism of his lack of effect on games, we have frequently surrendered advantages when he has gone off.

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As of this morning, I am on the job market, #OpenToWork, or however that is designated here. 🙂 I’m immediately looking for a new position, and my DMs are open. Thanks network!

#sqlfamily please take a moment to like/comment on this Insta competition so my friend can get his parents-in-law to meet their new granddaughter ❤️

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#sqlfamily please can you help me out. A friend of mine is trying desperately to get his parents-in-law to South Africa to meet their granddaughter. Please like and comment on the Instagram post to help him potentially make this come true Please repost for reach www.instagram.com/p/DRhepLUCOMz/

I don’t think I stand much of a chance to escape #whamaggedon this year. Thankfully it only starts on Monday, otherwise I would already be spending the rest of my days in Whamhalla! Have been ambushed with Last Christmas on 3 separate visits to the shops so far

Anyone else struggling with the 300 character limit for #FABCON #SQLCON session abstracts? It feels like I’ve rewritten each of mine 20 times, and I still feel like they’re awful. I can’t seem to fit a why (you should attend) and a what (you should expert to learn) within the limit. #sqlfamily

Looking forward to the Microsoft Excel World Championships South Africa Final this weekend! My wife always believed in me (see my birthday gift from her 3 years ago), but it’s nice to have some proof 😁 Looking forward to the challenge!

In a rather weird coincidence, Arsenal’s two biggest signings this summer have names that fit beautifully into the underlay of choruses of Village People songs. Anyone have some interesting thoughts on how to create chants for Zu-bi-men-di (In the Navy) and Vik-tor Gyo-ko-res (Macho Macho Man)

It’s not great, but I was working on something like this…. Zubimendi Runs the game with style and grace Zubimendi Wins the ball, then finds the space Zubimendi Arsenal’s número seis! Zubimendi Zubimendi We got Zu x 3, as a new recruit

I’m thrilled (and a bit stunned) to be awarded the Microsoft MVP! Hugely grateful to so many whose belief in me changed everything. And to everyone who’s ever watched, read, attended, or chatted, you’re the real MVPs. #MicrosoftMVP #Grateful #DataCommunity #MVPBuzz

On the plus side, all that time in transit gave me time to touch up my talk. Hope to see many of you there for my best attempt at a true Vegas-style session, complete with Costumes, Singing, Dancing, and multiple Copyright Infringements! #FabCon

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Las Vegas, I am in you! Just over 32 hours door to door, but I have survived. Looking forward to a couple of days exploring Vegas, and really excited for #FabCon! But first, SLEEP!