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If like me you are having trouble keeping up, here’s a simple formula to help: Truss = (Scaramucci x Zacharia) - (Scaramucci - Zacharia) You’re welcome.

The most @theguardian.com sentence ever? “While bisexual tradwives may be on the rise, my sourdough isn’t.” www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

“Police will not oppose bail as the emu is not considered a flight risk.”

Take a look at my cabinet! What would you change? Use Best for Britain's new tool here: fantasy-cabinet.vercel.app/share?c=pm%3...

🗳️ ConstituencyClick 529/650 — Secretary of State 🟩🟨🟨🟨🟩🟩🟨🟩🟩🟨 play.jmoxley.co.uk

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@originstorypodcast.bsky.social Just have to share this glorious example of our less functioning comrades. bsky.app/profile/slac...

@theobserveruk.bsky.social Any idea why the main section isn’t loading on the iOS app?

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Quote post with an album you'd rate a perfect 10 out of 10.

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Me (with amorous intentions): Do you know the difference between sex and philately? Her (innocently): No. Me: Would you like to come back to my place and see my stamp collection? www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...

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Interviewer: So if you want to become an announcer for London Underground, what should I look for in your resume? Candidate: Mind the gap!

@drharoldnews.bsky.social is explicitly a fake news and topical satire account. @yanisvaroufakis.bsky.social showing his usual good judgment. Is there a bigger idiot on the planet? (Answer: Yes, Roger Waters)

Might have to start collecting Ipswich Town match day programmes for the front covers.