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they pay me in woims!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you're in the general providence, RI, area on saturday and like me/boats/writing about boats/people who write and like boats, come out to the launch party for the new england review of boats—i'm reading along with some other cool people!!! newenglandreviewofboats.com

good dress, please clap

[shouting over the wind] WHAT??? NO YEAH I CAN'T REALLY HEAR YOU, I'M IN ICELAND RIGHT NOW

leaning tower of pizza, quincy, massachusetts, 1984

me at the baseball game when they sing the national anthem: hmm yeah ok me at the mariachi break in the third inning: FUCK YEAH I LOVE THIS COUNTRY AMERICA 5EVER

i'm honestly upset about how hot i find nathan fielder in this lol someone please help me (send me to horny jail)

getting packages from DHL is the best because their shipping updates are like "a package? you think we have it? that could be" for two weeks and then suddenly they shoot it through your window with a cannon like FOUND IT

[crying watching my kid run around while the nice lady folk singer at the farmer's market plays her cover of "who knows where the time goes"] stay punk

gotta make a dave matthews apology form for macklemore now too

more post offices with threatening auras

every time I’m at work and I cobble together some comms thing from the pieces of other, already written things, I too become more powerful and closer to destroying humanity

my son following up "I love you mama" with "I love you ice cream truck" lmao you know what buddy, I love you and ice cream truck too

finding nathan fielder in the you can see everything trailer incredibly erotic, something to tell my therapist I guess

Real America

lolllll get bent bigot

vacation with my partner and our entire immediate families report: pretending I am going to bed early because I am very sleepy but actually I just need to fart a bunch

saugus pines motor court sign, route 1, saugus, massachusetts, 1984

tim curry!!!! grim reaper get your shit together please

international day of mourning!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

regular reminder @bostonglobe.com gave a white supremacist a regular column

a lovely one on louisa and the many other devastations and trying to keep moving through the world holding all of them and each other!!

getting a nosebleed while reading theory; that’s how you know it’s working

very funny to me that my instagram is just a constant barrage of ads for underwear and vibrators—I want to say, politely: I have enough of both, thank you!!

Tape #203: KMSP; TCM (Aug. 19, 2003; ?) : 1598s

listened to the new phoebe at the gym this morning because I love to cry in public

sending all my work correspondence from bisexual outlook

have to admit my child pointing at the spot where he’s just thrown up and saying “uh oh barf” is pretty cute

i love a baby trunkfish, just lil tiny bobas!!!!

Elvis Unguarded Moments (1995 UK VHS) : 519s

remains completely insane to me that newbury st. isn't car-free all summer (among other places!! parts of harvard ave? tremont?? centre st?? many good options, and even more in camberville!!! dream bigger, everybody!!!!!)

slicing up a whole tomato from the garden and eating it with a lil salt at lunch is praxis

i love receiving a text like, head's up go look at the moon

Budgets are moral documents. Does Harvard still value writing?

got 1 (one) single beer at mgm fenway for $18 american wing wangs???? lmao man fuck john henry

life hack: wash your smelly tevas with hibaclens

wishing the blank street neon sign a very big “get vandalized”

thinking about pete hegseth's """form""" and whole totally joyless macho pastiche """thing""" while cleanly benching 100# listening to abba this morning ..... choose yr fighter

once again saying: Nuremburg trials is the moderate position

proudest parenting moment so far: son pointed to the record player and said, clear as day, "wilco please"

sam neill no!!!!! grim reaper stop missing!!!!!

okay here is the thing I actually need to know: who are clavicular’s parents, what the fuck is their deal

omg mitch then lindsay graham ……. big money big money no whammies