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JD Vance: "Today, the Dept of Agriculture is announcing millions of dollars in new grants toward 10 meatpacking facilities right here in the state of Kansas"

If only there were a Nobel Prize for heckling

Friends, I'm going to say this as gently as I can. This is not moral or ethical advice. That should be the priority but let's put it aside for a second. This is financial advice. Listen closely. If you buy stock in an AI company, you're a clown and a mark and you will lose your money. Don't do it.

Trump: "Let's all get behind Michele Tafoya in MN. She's running a great race. Don't allow them to play with the Votes after the race is over. The Federal Govt will be watching closely. The only way she can lose is if they cheat. We can't allow that to happen, because I won MN three times ... "

Trump: "I'm also going to be issuing a $1 million bonus or reward or whatever you want to call it for anybody that reports voter fraud, leading to the arrest and conviction of somebody. We're giving that person $1 million."

This is why Trump just said at his rally that he doesn’t care about high gas prices because people who own stakes in the oil and gas industry are getting rich.

He'll be shocked to learn that, in 2020, someone tried to convince the Georgia Secretary of State to fraudulently add 11,780 votes to Trump's count. The guy who did that should be in jail. Can I get the $1,000,000 for reporting that? Does it matter that I'm Canadian?

'I just want to find 11,780 votes’

BERMAN: Who's making a 'freakin fortune' as Trump put it with high oil and gas prices? REP. PETE SESSIONS: You know, I'm not really sure, John

THIS IS WHY TRUMP NEEDS ALASKA... HE & PUTIN MADE A DEAL THAT ONLY ALASKA STATE REPUBLICANS WILL PROTECT...⬇️

"So when they tell me, 'but his name is Abdul.' I'll remind them, 'His name was Barack.' We stand on the shoulders of giants."

Obama: "You got the defense sec who is like a laser focused on important matters like the jawline & testosterone level of our troops, and livestreaming executions because that's how he thinks you cultivate that manly warrior spirit. How much time do you think this man spends in front of the mirror?"

Obama: "That well-known evil empire Canada. That historical adversary of ours. Canada! *laughs* It's your neighbor. It's a few minutes' drive over the bridge! These are the people who gave us Martin Short and maple syrup. They are the nicest people! And someone we've gotten them so mad."

Peggy Flanagan: "In Minnesota, fraudsters are getting prosecuted and going to prison. In Donald Trump's Washington, they are getting pardoned. We are not the same."

Bernie Sanders: "If you believe as I do that Donald Trump is the most dangerous president in the history of the United States, we need to get rid of that rubber stamp Republican leadership in the House and Senate."

Lorenzo Salgado Araujo was driving his construction crew to work when an ICE officer shot and killed him in Houston. He wasn’t even the person ICE was looking for. Now Texas voters are leaving their “I Voted” stickers at his memorial. #BlueWaveIn10Days

Every 5 year old has tried this one 🙃

NEW: DOJ just admitted in court that their lawsuit against California is not about outcome determinative issues, it's simply saying that a single non-citizen voting causes the government irreparable harm. That's bananapants.

So basically Trump’s lawsuit against Alaska is just saying that he thinks people in Alaska are too stupid to figure out their ballot.

So Trump’s closing argument is that high gas prices are good because his donors who run oil companies are making bank, Jon Husted has a nice ass but not quite as good as Nicki Minaj’s ass, after 7 months the Reflecting Pool is almost done, and we get a ballroom, arch and helipad.

Trump is straight up saying during speeches that he wants white people coming to the country but not black. I don’t know what else people need to see.

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El-Sayed: "You might've seen that earlier this we had a debate. More like I had a debate, and he played MAGA's greatest hits. But there's really only one line he said that's worth paying any attention to. He said that the last two years have been 'amazing.' So Detroit, let me ask you ... "

El-Sayed: "Trump got us into a war we've got no business fighting. President Obama, he contained the nuclear threat without war. Trump's tariffs costing autoworkers their livelihoods. President Obama made sure they didn't lose their jobs in the worst financial crisis in a century ... "

Obama in Michigan: "After 10 years of chaos and cruelty and corruption and incompetence and tomfoolery and nonsense the likes of which this country has not seen in modern times at least, you get to say enough is enough. We're voting for change right here in Michigan."

Fun fact - Barack Obama stopped Iran getting a nuclear weapon. Without war. Without doubling the price of diesel. Trump ripped the agreement up. Because racism. And here we are. Trump delusional racism spewing forth.

We are now at the point where Trump is comparing the asses of Jon Husted and Nicki Minaj.

One small act of kindness can lift everyone who sees it. Psychology calls it moral elevation, and it makes us want to help others too.

I can save you some time. He doesn't name ONE SINGLE ISSUE. When asked to name what people are concerned about, he's got NOTHING. bsky.app/profile/acyn...

“People are suffering at the pump. I don’t give a damn. Were making a frickin’ fortune.”

OBAMA: He's got the White House looking like Saddam Hussein opened a Cheesecake Factory. It's gold everywhere.

We are making the oil oligarchs rich. We are making Trump and his cronies rich. It is literally at our expense every day. There’s no trickling down happening. And Trump is bragging about it knowing nobody in the Republican Party will stand up to him and say enough.

Vivek just released a new ad with Acton’s estranged mother that cut out the part where she claimed Acton lied about living in a tent after proof came out that she did live in a tent, so basically the bitter old hag is now just saying Acton lied at 12 about being sexually abused.

Natalie showed him the speech.

I don’t get it. If the tariffs are great for America and are bringing back manufacturing and are one of Trump’s signature policies, why won’t the Republicans who refused to overturn them even mention them?

😂😂😂

Bill Clinton: "I think Congress made a mistake not protesting turning the Rose Garden into what looks like the entrance to Liberace's bathroom"

Rep. Jamie Raskin's staff went through Trump's pardons one by one and added up what convicted criminals no longer have to pay back. The total isn't in the millions. www.dworkinsubstack.com/p/trump-fire...

Good on Monica Alba for persisting with a thoroughly legitimate question. Trump’s attack on her answered the question: Sexual abuse means nothing to Donald Trump. Zip, zero, zilch.

Of course the adjudicated rapist couldn't care less about someone being raped.

Fall is here. So we can finally talk about this serious topic... Jonagold vs. Honeycrisp apples.

He’s really funny!

Reassuring.

Found some voter fraud. Surely Blanche will make arrests.

I’m glad Congress isn’t alive to see this.