Jan G

It's funny that computer generated narratives still stumble on number: Louis ex ey vee, Yamaha three five oh, year one thousand nine hundred forty

Just had a guy drop off voting material for a local state representative candidate. No party affiliation mentioned. No party affiliation mentioned on her website. Took some serious Google work to find out she's the official republican candidate. Seems to be ashamed of it.

@artemisapphire.bsky.social ancestor?

Turns out Geico's 24/7 customer service means 10 min with a computer until it tells you to call back during unspecified business hours for your state.

That's why you put it on limited reply, right?

Fantastic job Blizzard @support.blizzard.com , 6 min playtime before "disconnect", and now a 65 min queue for login. Let me guess, this was the last paid expansion, so you got our money and it's off to better things now?

@thegeorg.bsky.social

@kejamieson.bsky.social

TFW you scored a reservation for a Michelin 2 star restaurant for your anniversary and then the 3 star sends you a "oh our waitlist opened up" note.

Someone needs to tell Geico that two part verification doesn't work if you don't get the 10 min code for 45 min ;)

Hey Costco, when did you extend your "three months return only" to the optics department? First time in 30 years that Costco doesn't stand behind a product.

My daughter just made me pour a bucket of ice water over her head for some challenge. Teenagers are weird.

TFW you yell at your daughter because she's still running around in PJs 2 min before the school bus, and then tells you it's PJ day.

TFW you wake up your teenage daughter at 6 am with coffee to get ready for school and at 6:50 she asks for the coffee to go as she fell back asleep.

Another couple of days like today and Tesla stock will have a reasonable P/E ratio.

JD Vance is so nauseatingly unlikeable that he’s literally dragging down the AfD’s approval rating

My bank has just informed me they no longer accept the following check types via remote deposit, and a bank visit is required: U.S. Treasury Checks U.S. Savings Bonds U.S. Postal Money Orders

Ready for the holidays!

I have to stop being efficient. Everything is prepped by 8 am, so I'm polishing the silver.

How does @Amazon's alexa algorithm go from Mack the knife to xmas carols in 20 min?

@newmexicodot.bsky.social 30 miles 3h back-up on I-40 because your construction team cleared the interstate at Laguna but forgot to remove the "merge now" signs.

If you do not mind being in a stadium with 19000 screaming teenage girls, Billie Eilish is a good show. And the bus shuttle service is a brilliant idea.

Amazon music gave me a "you're one of my top listeners" message from Taylor Swift. I have to have a word with my daughter.

Now you can have pickle flavor with EVERYTHING!

@akbrews.bsky.social

"Like all empires, this one rested on a foundation of lies." #Oathbreakers, out from @harpercollins.bsky.social on 12/10. The story of how Charlemagne's grandsons fought a brutal civil war and shattered the Frankish Empire. SIGNED COPY GIVEAWAY. Repost to enter. First drawing 7 pm CST USA. /1