Hank Shimabukuro

My reaction on draft night when the bills gave Worthy to KC when KC needed nothing more urgently than a speed receiver: WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?!?!? And I'm not a KC or a bills fan. I'm a fan of other teams maybe having a chance to win something sometime.

Jokic went for 35-22-17. 35-22-17. 35-22-17! In an NBA game. And it's not a crazy,out-of-nowhere stat line for him. 35-22-17. There aren't that many guys in the NBA who will hit any one of those numbers in that category, especially the rebounds and assists. 35-22-17. Come on.

Ok. I'm in on TGL. The facility is better than I imagined. The pace of play makes a huge difference. I'm also waiting for the first shank in TGL history...

The lions' defense is like John Mcclane at the end of die hard. If this team loses, Hans got away with the money, Holly has been murdered and Family Matters never happened. I don't want that universe.

Someone is going to come up with the right joke using Jake's last name and that video and I'd like to pre-emptively express my shame for laughing. I should be better than that.

The Detroit Lions are a national treasure

Don't hand out any wins for this game. This should be a new rule. If all of football lost due to the play on the field, both teams get Ls. I know all the fans got one.

@minakimes.bsky.social Mina, this game is indescrivably bad. There are no adjectives. I think I even made up that one.

This game feels like I'm watching two sloths in a boxing match.

So far it feels like there are too many teams in the college football playoff.

If it was revealed that Stroud played this year in a Rashaan Salaam level of marijuana haze, that would explain a lot. Including those delay of game penalties.

@mikemadrid.bsky.social Mike - had drinks a few nights ago with friends, all of us Latino. We were talking about how important buying a home was to our immigrant families. About the "American dream." Then realized owning a home here is actually, truly, the "Mexican dream" the "Venezuelan dream".

@minakimes.bsky.social "It really embigens a bad game." Yes! You can get me to tune into Jax/Carolina If Lisa Simpson or Turanga Leela or Kyle Broflovsky is lining up at QB. This is a cromulant observation.

I guess there won't be a dead coach bounce for the bears this week.

Purdy's head with Caleb's arm talent=goat QB. Or it might just add up to Mahomes'.

I like it somewhat less now.

Im not sure what's happening to Kansas in this game, but I like it. M-I-Z!

@profgalloway.bsky.social Listening to pivot this morning and this is an excellent an important observation with no real solution: "Americans are easier to fool than convince they've been fooled". The problem is bipartisan (nonpartisan) and much more widespread in the modern media environment.

Detroit is a professional ass football team.

Bo Nix. 5 letters. Is this the shortest athlete name of all time?

He hit that fat. Hit the big ball before his foot reached the little one.

Playing the raiders is bad for Mahomes' health.

Tom Brady is the Trevor Lawrence of broadcasting. He seems like he should be good. He's paid like he's amazing. He's .... Not good

I can't believe anyone thinks the hit on Williams was at all a possible penalty. He just weirdly stopped in the middle of the field and crumpled down as a defender was aiming a shoulder at his thigh pad.

If you can keep anyone from touching or threatening Caleb Williams for about 4 seconds, he's deadly. He would be incredible in a 7-on-7 flag football league.

The NFL has lost it's mind today

If I had replaced Maignan and the urn holding my dad's ashes had gone to goal for Juve, I think the score would have ended the same.

Milan - you guys knew that match counts, right? That's why the fans showed up and there were officials and cameras and stuff?