Jared

Same energy LOL

the relief of not having to plan anything for my birthday and Halloween because I'll be away >>

found new happiness this week. Fire Island has my heart! @notya.lc @lrendon.bsky.social @daresaypj.bsky.social @lasohnick.bsky.social @gibsongrumbles.bsky.social

Chris is warm and fun as I expected

can confirm

Fire islands great I magically have it in me for 3 loads for 3 dads

Abdul won because he dresses like Zelenskyy, walks around like Ossoff, and has policy like Mamdani

British chocolate is so weird bc they’re all named after imperative verbs like Jump, Silence, Bite It

Kitty Girl

a WHAT above???

quintessential New York is randomly running into me on the E train knee deep into queens (never have met before and living 3,000 miles from each other mind you!)

wow this is my first time trying pizza high and it tastes like 18 Av

In Barbados btw

caught two wet balls not of my own volition

ate and drank probably the poorest in months the last few days and I’m sitting “5 pounds heavier” than Thursday 😵‍💫

so you mean to tell me they all sat in Philadelphia 250 years ago and said “ok we’re not British anymore” ?? Did they at least get rid of the accent and install air conditioning??

the most infuriating thing this weekend is New York & New Jersey being full of red hat wearing anti-constitutionalists that have been brainwashed to despise this city and its region, but are prancing around it wearing Gulf of “America” tshirts like it’s theirs to be proud of

“It’s my birthday month” you are 49 years old

just paid off the interest on all my student loans… now to choose a repayment plan and get on that auto pay for the next 8 years ….

being the prodigy Gen Z’er in the office has its chaotic perks

scotus is so weird

it’s me and Jesus versus the world

brought a man home from the gay party boat and the bf watched

mustache full of lies and cocaine

watching Bianca, Adore, and Courtney in the overstock.com red room

having four very different and equally exciting trips planned for July, August, October, and March is so thrilling 🥰🥰

nyc is funny bc there is a specific section of the city represented by both AOC and Vickie Paladino

god bless Canada

the Avelia Liberty train set I’m on has lost traction power 5 times between New York and New London. It goes into emergency, loses power, glides and reboots, then starts up again. This is utterly embarrassing for “high speed” rail service

nobody straight in that hormuz

the four nations

Olivia really didn’t need to release a song like expectations right now. It’s too good of a beat. I literally wanna start running down subway tracks.

peanut butter, hot dogs, shrimp (cooked), cilantro (soap, sorry to my tejano boyfriend), bananas, and jalapeños (also sorry to my tejano boyfriend it’s the flavor not the heat)