jared

Bridges is stinky doodoo And he sucks at basketball

Defensive Juggernauts like we all expected

Somebody evil eyed us for not standing for the anthem and there’s a gherkin in right field nothing makes sense

I’ve received the same email. No comment from Kotek’s office if they will oblige.

Sources tell me that Doug Fir will be publicly executed tomorrow at noon. Follow for more.

*anxiously does the wave*

City council should vote yes on renovating the Moda Center as long as they guarantee the timeout drops can actually make it to the 300s

Here’s a novel combination of activities: sadly doing the dougie while booing a transphobe

F!!!

I have made so many new noises at this Fire game

To me, the obvious move here is to slide Travis into the TV pxp job. Already knows the team and has chemistry with Brooke and Lamar from when he's filled in before. That's how you salvage it with the fanbase. The alternative is hiring someone from out of market with no connection

My dream festival lineup

The Evergreen / 185th intersection is already a mess so I can’t wait to see how this goes

@terenceonline.bsky.social 🐐 Fire rally chant

Olive Garden Unveils New ‘We Invented Spaghetti’ Slogan https://theonion.com/olive-garden-unveils-new-we-invented-spaghetti-slogan/

‘Victens Wemponyaga’ Begins Promising Kendrick Perkins Sentence

The post concert Smirnoff ice >>>>

Always a pleasure to be a part of so many peoples first day on earth

“Guys I can’t read” - Tyler 2026

Happy Birthday to my unrelated twin

I need a group of people to compose and perform “Fireball” by pitbull as an Irish bar song to post after Fire wins who is in

Emily Engster after that layup

Really getting their money’s worth with this challenge

Idk what to say ball keeps lying

Smh I failed to start the wave during that challenge

Gas Station Price Sign Using Scientific Notation

I put on the size M shirt on my seat and now I’m not sure how I’ll get it off

Refs have initiated the “hands-to-yourself” rule for the rest of the game

Love having a team in Portland so I can reasonably hate Jacy Sheldon

Jared is also here

Screaming “Fire Ball” like an over enthusiastic wizard

Barking at Kelsey Plum is received differently here

Thinking of switching things up and drinking the Columbia this time

My knee is on the ground for Jrue

I’m fitting in with the Boise locals more than I’m comfortable with

Getting out of a coastal state and seeing a baby at the bar will always be jarring

Blazers I’m begging you keep your hands in your shorts or something I promise it will be ok

THANK YOU TIAGO I DIDNT WANT TO GO HOME TONIGHT

The type of third quarter we all expect from the blazers

Really, Phoenix? In this political climate?

I would LOVE to give Gillespie a swirly

49ers lol

BIG BOY TD ALERT

I got outbid for signed Yang Hansen merch but I’ll take the W I guess

Splitter still undefeated when @jaredrandrews.bsky.social and I are in attendance

How old is Sheppard am I bullying a child